These are a Few of Our Favourite Things (excludes dog bites and bee stings)
Slash pairings is the way to go
There's no other way that I know
So we wrote some verses
Please don't you curse us
Please enjoy what you read below
There once was a boy named Sirius
Many thought him quite mysterious
He met a boy Remus
With a very large penis
It all made him quite delirious
There once was a boy named Malfoy
Who had a small thing for the Golden Boy
Fan fiction said 'Yes!'
We all did the rest
My god, that's hot, please enjoy.
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