These are a Few of Our Favourite Things (excludes dog bites and bee stings)


Slash pairings is the way to go

There's no other way that I know

So we wrote some verses

Please don't you curse us

Please enjoy what you read below


There once was a boy named Sirius

Many thought him quite mysterious

He met a boy Remus

With a very large penis

It all made him quite delirious


There once was a boy named Malfoy

Who had a small thing for the Golden Boy

Fan fiction said 'Yes!'

We all did the rest

My god, that's hot, please enjoy.


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