Fanfiction Faux Pas
Here are a few things we simply can't stand!
(and Hildegard the Short, the Snape ones are on their way!)
In shit fics there often is mpreg
All those writers should be given peglegs
So we can attack
With chainsaws we hack
And into their eyes grind some nutmeg!
Look, here comes Mary-Sue
Who bears a strange resemblance to you
She gets a good shag
In everyone's bag
While the readers all yell out 'poo!'
Oh, yay! It's another OC
We're not kidding, how crap can they be?
No, really, they're shit
We don't like them one bit
No one likes them! Oh, why can't you see?
