These are a bunch of ridiculous arguments between James and Lily and I HAVE note HAVE taken ideas from other people. These stories shall be credited to whomever wrote or thought them up. Those which aren't credited are mine. DO ENJOY!
This story is credited to 'Quidditch or Chocolate' by Winter Saphire whom I have taken the idea from. If you have ANY objects what-so-ever, just review and tell me. I'll pull it right off.
QUIDDITCH
CHOCOLATE
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CHOCOLATE!
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CHOCOLATE!
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'WOULD YOU TWO SHUT IT!" yelled a now veeery irritated Remus. Both Lily and James looked at the usually calm and composed boy… he was rubbing his temples.
"sorry?" James asked
"yeah, now say it like you mean it." Said one of Lily's friends, Laura. She was a tall girl with a light frame and dark hair and she, was THE heart throb, along with Lily, who was petite like a pixie, but if you said that to her, you probably wouldn't live to see the next day. She had flaming red hair and stunning emerald eyes that caught the eye of almost every guy in school. Only she didn't know it… James didn't let her. Every guy who expressed his intentions to court her, was erm, dealt with eh, to put it mildly, violently by the Marauders.
"could you please tell us what's going on?" Remus asked.
"well,--"
"NO. wait, you HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE to be polite to each other or I will stick you two in room and burn it and put the ashes in a box send it to myself, burn the box, put it in another box, send it to myself, burn that too, put it in another box and send it to myself, burn it put it in another box send it to myself, burn that box put it in another box send it to myself and send it to myself" and so he trailed off, mumbling to himself, looking slightly crazy. Sirius sent a startled glace at remus and continued.
"continue."
"well, firstly, he made the baised statement that Quidditch is the best thing on the face of this earth. To which I objected and said that chocolate is the best thing on the face of this earth. To which he objected oh so politely saying that chocolate couldn't be played and I remaind silent until he realised what he meant and called me sick, then I told him the Quidditch couldn't be played to which he objected saying that it could because he had eaten the snitch in the last game and I objected and said that he had barfed it out and then I concluded the argument by making to completely universal statement that chocolate is better and he oh-so-politely said that quiditch is better and we launched into a full fledged argument CHOCOLATE!" Lily gasped in one breath. Sirius was timing it.
"WOW LILY. WORLD RECORD!"
"really?'
"yeah."
"anyway, could you repeat that? I wasn't listening." Lily gave him such a glare that he withered and ran off.
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"SILENCIO!" roared remus. A spark had lit in James' eye. One in lily's too. They looked as if they were truly enjoying it. Unfortunately, they were skilled in non-verbal spells.
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Only this time, they had a touch of laughter in their voices.
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Remus was about to jump off a building.
CHOC- something had cut Lily off. Everyone's whose attention had wandered away, turned back, to see what had caused the sudden silence. Laura clutched her heart but didn't faint. She was too busy watching in shock. Sirius wriggled his eyebrow at James who smiled but didn't say anything, because his mouth was locked in a passionate kiss with Lily, whose pupils had depilated before she gave it up and submitted to temptation. Her hands went around his neck and she stood up. James had been cradling her in his arms all this while. She now stood up and pressed her body against his. Sirius wriggled his eyebrow at Laura, and she wriggled back. Suddenly, they walked to each other and started snogging each other madly. Lily and James paused for a second to watch them.
Remus saw them, and went over and began taking notes.
Wriggling eyebrowslets of some sort of hormone that attracts the opposite sex.
Siriusladies man. (that was written in squiggly writing by Sirius)
Pretty soon, everyone left except Lily and James who kept exchanging looks and kisses. Just before heading to bed, Lily whispered into James' ear, "now there, would you have liked if my mouth tasted of Quidditch?"
James smiled and shook his head and kissed her again. "no, I just can't get enough of it, and you."
Well? How was it? I took a lot from saphire winter, so thanks.
