Yo guys welcome back to the United this time we'll get introduced to some...Freaky Counterparts and also This story is Now Rated M however despite the Rating there will be No Lemons I REPEAT NO LEMONS! also Good News I have decided to Incorporate Elements from the Loud House Movie in this story as well! so Expect Morag and HER counterparts to be showing up soon.


Royal Woods was a Desolate Wasteland as a large Automaton Roamed around destroying buildings and anyone it could Find. It was acting like a mindless beast before hearing a rock ding against the back of it's head.

"Hey Tall metal and Ugly, whatcha doin?"

The robot turned around and spotted Geo standing several feet away. "...Exterminate!" It roared as it dashed forward.

"They always wanna do it the hard way" Geo muttered with a smirk.

The robot swung both fitsts down and slammed them into the ground, but saw Geo was gone.

"Hey Over Here!" Geo shouted as the Robot turned around and was uppercutted in the chin. It stumbled back before raising an arm which fired the fist out.

"Whoa Now keep that hand to yourself pal!" Geo chuckled as he dodged it as his eyes glowed and he shot at it with heat-vision.

The mecha ran, but stopped when the blast hit it and began to heat up the alloy.

"Bingo, now's my Chance!" Geo said as he ran forward and ripped off the Robot's chest plate. He looked inside and saw what looked like Lincoln hooked up to wires, but looking weak and shriveled up. "..I'm Sorry." Geo spoke with a Weary Sigh as Lincoln opened his eyes.

Lincoln looked at Geo who raised his hand up and brought it down with the camera panning away briefly.

*The Citadel*

Lori Elric was Pacing the Floor back and forth as a portal opened and Geo walked out. "Geo! Did you!..." She said but was cut off when she saw his Forlorn Look and Bloody Hand. "...Another One?"

"Yeah….Another One" Geo sighed as he sat down on a nearby bench and Ran a hand threw his hair. "Damn it! I wasn't fast enough to save him!"

Lori walked over and sat next to him. "Geo, it happens."

"I know I know! But….Not to this Extent Lori!...This is the 9th AU involving Bad Luck that I failed to Prevent from Going wrong, the 9th!...Maybe I'm not cut out for this Job."

Lori frowned and hugged him. "That's not true Geo you're a great Guardian!"

"Yeah. but…" Lori started to say but was cut off.

"Lori you should know that the Hardest Part about My Job is...I can't save Everyone...He smiled when I killed him Lori." Geo spoke as Lori gave a horrified look and covered her Mouth.

"That's…."

"He wanted to die." Geo stood up and was about warp away to his office when his Watch went off. "UUGGGHHH SERIOUSLY ANOTHER BAD LUCK AU!? I'M GETTING SICK OF THESE THINGS WHERE DO THEY KEEP COMING FROM!" Geo yelled in annoyance as he opened another Portal and went through it.

Lori looked down at the ground in silence with a sad expression. 'Geo if you Save this Lincoln I won't let him Die...not again!' She thought as she glanced at her Automail hand and clenched it.

*Geo*

"Ok let's see ok no Killer Robots, No Giant Bugs, and No Lincoln being turned into the Antichrist...seriously that last one was just...how'd THAT happen!?"

Geo surveyed the area and saw Vanzilla driving down the road. "Alright, so the family's going out for the night." He said as he noticed Lincoln asleep in the backyard. "Poor Kid. Hmmmm I got it!" Geo pulled out a Blanket and flew down to the sleeping boy.

Lincoln seemed to mumble and curl up under the blanket. "

Don't worry Linc I'll help you out Soon enough" Geo said as He saw the Loud Family coming back and flew back into the air. "Wonder what those Louds are up to?"

*The Next Day*

Geo was Asleep in the air when he heard a Crack of thunder. He slowly woke up and yawned while stretching.

"Huh?...Hmmmm Looks Like Rain" Geo looked Down and saw Lincoln walking Home from School. "Must have overslept." He said as he noticed Lincoln trying to unlock the door but couldn't. "Oh no don't tell me they changed the Locks!" Geo exclaimed as He saw Lincoln Storm off in a Huff as his Family drove off. "Welp guess that's my Cue!"

Lincoln himself sighed while walking before seeing a car driving towards him.

*End Flashback*

"And That's How I found Lincoln." Geo said as he finished Telling his story to a Leni wearing a Black suit and Skirt.

"Geo, I have a question."

"Yeah what is it?"

"What exactly is it with you and this...Bad Luck pattern?"

"...I..Don't Know Leni, I just Don't know" He answered as he saw her scowl.

"My name is Magdalena!"

"To me you'll always be Leni, plus it's easier to remember." He said with a smirk ignoring her angry look.

"...Point is I wanna speak with This Lincoln Myself!"

"Can't right now."

"Why's That?"

"He hasn't had breakfast yet….and I'm not Letting Lori Cook again. The last time I did I couldn't get the Smell out for weeks you remember that day?"

"I thought that was your natural smell." she remarked innocently with a smirk.

"...Very Funny LENI!" Geo retorted.

"It's Magdalena You jackass!"

"I know what I said."

*Lincoln*

Said boy slowly woke up and sat up in bed. "Hmmm?...Huh?...Guess it was all a dream" He sighed until he heard his Door open and Lori walked in.

"Good Morning Lincoln!"

"Lori?" he looked at her before seeing the automail arm and legs and rubbed his head. "So...it wasn't a dream?"

"Nope not a Dream!" she smiled as she brought him in for hug. "You Hungry?"

"Yeah I could Eat something."

"That's good, because I'm gonna make you some of my world famous pancakes!"

"Oh No you don't Lori!" Geo exclaimed over the intercom. "The Last time you Cooked You almost Poisoned Everyone!"

"In My defense how was I supposed to know that You don't put Concrete in Pancakes! Anyone could've made that Mistake"

Lincoln grimaced at the image. "On second thought Lori I'll just eat breakfast in the food court" He told her.

"Are you sure?"

"Lori he values his Life" Geo spoke as she rolled her eyes.

"I could get cooking down in no time and you know it."

"Says the Girl who Gave me food poisoning, seriously it's because of you that I can't time Travel anymore!"

"Don't start with that again!" Lori snapped as Lincoln sighed and headed for the bathroom.

*Royal Woods*

The Loud house...was looking extremely gloomy and sad, and for very good reason. Ever since Lincoln Died the Louds haven't been in the Best Shape.

Lori was on the Floor of her Room crying her eyes out. When she told Bobby what had happened to Lincoln and why it happened he stopped speaking to her altogether, breaking her heart. What really sealed the Deal was when she went by the santiago Home, she had discovered the House was Empty. It turns out they Moved away into the city and Bobby didn't tell her she didn't blame him for it either.

"...Lincoln...I don't know if there's a god out there..but...I'm sorry" She whispered.

Leni was sobbing into several her sweaters to hold her tears while in the bathroom. Leni was Fired from her Job, all her friends called her a Murderer, needless to say it took a toll on the Poor girl. Leni was also the biggest change, she stopped talking altogether and even tried to run away from home had Lori not convinced her otherwise.

In Luna's room said rockstar was huddled in a corner with her instruments looking smashed and broken. Poor Luna she was Kicked out of her band and all her friends refused to even acknowledge her all except for one.

"Luna?...can I come in?"

"...alright Sam." the girl spoke as Sam walked in and saw her in the corner.

"Luna...Look don't blame yourself". Sam told her. After Sam learned of what happened she was Pissed off and broke up with Luna, but she refused to leave her side on the account of that she needed a shoulder to cry on.

"I can't help it...it's all my fault...my gut was telling me that Lincoln was bad luck but…...i should've listened to my heart" she muttered gripping her knees. "I should have listened."

"Luna." Sam brought Luna close for a hug as the Girl broke down crying.

"It's my fault! I-I-I shoulda done something!" Luna sobbed as Sam rubbed her back.

*The United*

Lincoln was in the food court ordering his breakfast which consisted of a Pizza Bagel, a Glass of Orange juice, and a poppy seed muffin.

"Well this is new." he chuckled as he sat down next to a Lynn with Glasses who was Reading a Book.

"Oh good morning Lincoln Allow me to introduce myself I'm Lynnda Jones, but you can call me Lynn"

"Hey there, uh..Lynn." he answered a little awkwardly. "Uh, what are you reading?"

"Oh just the History of Mars Evolution." she spoke showing him the book. "Care to borrow it?"

"Thanks, but No thanks Lynn." 'Wow, seeing Lynn with a book is...surreal.' He thought as he was pelted with an orange. "Ah! Hey who did that?!"

Lincoln saw Ronnie Anne giving an innocent look and whistling.

He frowned at her and stood up. "What's the big idea?"

"Awww is the Baby gonna Cry?" she teased as Lincoln growled.

"No, but I am gonna do this!" he picked up his own orange and chucked it.

Ronnie just sat there and smirked as Renamon appeared and knocked it away.

"Don't try that again." she glared.

"She started it!" Lincoln argued making Ronnie frown.

"That's Just Like a Lincoln, blaming me for his own Mess!"

Having enough Lincoln threw an apple which Renamon blocked only for Ronnie to get hit by the Orange. "Made Ya Look Fox Girl!"

"You'll regret that." Ronnie said as she threw a banana at him.

"Whoa!" Lincoln dodged the banana and laughed. "Ha! Ya Missed!" Only to get a bagel to the nose.

"Thanks Renamon!" Ronnie said as Lincoln threw a Pudding Cup at Renamon.

The fox easily grabbed it and twirled before hurling it right back, but Lincoln ducked and it hit Lynnda Jones instead.

"...THAT'S IT FOOD FIGHT!" She shouted as she threw a bundle of Grapes at Ronnie.

"Ha!" she ducked down as numerous other Loud siblings in the food court turned and started throwing food.

"Missed me!"

"No I didn't!"

"Have some fruit!"

"I will, it's part of a balanced Diet!"

"Try some Chips!"

"Enjoy the Dip!"

"Would you like some Ketchup with those eyes?" Ronnie said as she tackled Lincoln and was about to pour ketchup on his face until Lincoln hit her in the face with a Celery Stick. "AHHHH CELERY TRAUMA!"

"Ronnie!" cried Renamon jumping over, but slipped on a banana peel and went crashing into a Lisa wearing a straw hat and overalls with a banjo.

"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH!" Geo shouted as he landed in the Messy Food Court. "Ok Lovebirds break it up!" He said to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne whom was still on top of each other.

"HEY!" they cried with blushes while getting away from each other. "We're not lovebirds!"

"That's what they all Say!" Geo chuckled.

"Really! There's no way I'd like someone like her!" spoke up Lincoln.

"Same here! I'd rather Kiss a Camel than Kiss Him!"

"You know I could make that happen." Geo remarked bluntly.

"Don't even Think about it!" they shouted angrily.

"Just saying…" he trailed off with a smile. "Anyway Lincoln Follow me"

"Why? Is something wrong?"

"Nope!...Well I don't know i have someone who wants to meet you"

"Who is it?"

"Just Follow and all shall be answered!"

*Later*

Lincoln had Followed Geo into his Office where he saw The Leni from Earlier. "Leni?"

"Hello Lincoln, I see Mr. Lazyass finally decided to introduce us."

"Yes yes nice to see you too Leni." Geo said as she fumed. "I'm gonna make you eat this desk if you do that again!" she threatened as Geo snickered. "My Name is Magdalena, not Leni I hate that childish Nickname!"

"Nickname?" Lincoln raised an eyebrow. "But that's the name for the Leni I know."

Magdalena smiled and rubbed his head. "Leni is short for Magdalena sweetie."

"And this Leni has a short temper about it, and a potty mouth." Geo muttered under his breath.

"MY NAME IS MAGDALENA YOU ASSHAT!"

Lincoln flinched at the tone and swore he saw her veins in her forehead.

"...Now then Lincoln sit down and we'll talk about what happened"

He looked at a chair and sat down.

"Now then Let's talk about you troubles."

He gulped and looked away at the side. "I'd rather not."

"Trust me you'll feel better if you do." she smiled. "You just need to start at a point and we'll go from there."

"Well...ok then." He sighed as he began to explain his problems.

*Royal Woods*

Lucy let out a deep sigh as she flipped through an old tome. "There has to be a spell in here that can help!" she had been going through this all night, but found nothing to help her. "Damn it!...Lincoln…...forgive me." she muttered feeling fresh tears go down her cheeks. "Forgive your foolish sister….please...come back."

"Lucy?" a Voice spoke startling her.

She whirled around and saw Haiku at the ladder to the attic. "Haiku, what are you doing here?"

"I came to find you.." She spoke as Lucy turned her back to her.

"After what I did I'm surprised you even wanna be around me"

Haiku got all the way in and walked over before patting Lucy on the shoulder while glancing at the tome. "Any Luck?"

"No, nothing that I find seems to be the one I need." Lucy sighed as she wiped her tears away. "Haiku?...am...am I horrible person?"

"No Lucy." Haiku reassured.

"But I feel like it after what happened" she muttered before flipping to a page and her eyes widened when she read the text. "Wait...this is it, this is what I've been looking for!"

Haiku looked and her eyes widened when saw the spell. "...Lucy No."

"If I follow this spell, Lincoln will come back."

Haiku frowned and tried to take the book away from her. "No Lucy I won't let you!"

"Haiku, give me that back." frowned Lucy.

"No this Spell requires you to Sell Your Soul and I won't let that happen to you!" she yelled before Lucy lunged and grabbed at the book.

"I don't Care, as Long as Lincoln's Back then Damnation is worth it!" she growled as the two started tugging on it. "He deserves to live! I don't!" Lucy yelled as she snatched the book from her hands.

"Lucy...think about it if you go threw with this...would seeing you Dead make Lincoln happy?"

"I doubt he'd want to stay dead." she spoke before opening it.

"Lucy please, would Lincoln truly want you dead? Would he want any of his sisters dead? If anything doing this is what'll make him hate you!" spoke up Haiku with a frown. "Then you doing this will have been all for nothing!"

Lucy scowled and clenched her fist before throwing the book out the window and dropping to her knees crying.

Haiku looked at her with sadness and walked over before hugging her close.

"I don't deserve a friend like you Helen" she whimpered. "I don't deserve anyone."

"That's not true Lucy" spoke Haiku with concern. "You deserve to have family and friends who care."

"But…." Lucy was cut off as Haiku gently kissed her Lips.

"...You deserve me…"

Lucy felt her face heat up while Haiku smiled. "You mean?..." Haiku gave a short nod as Lucy wiped her tears and smiled. "..Thank You Helen."

"It's my pleasure Lucy." Haiku said as she gently grabbed Lucy's hand.

*The United*

"And that's when I realized that...I don't know if they still care about me or not"

"I see." Magdalena spoke as she wrote down her notes.

"I started to feel like some stranger and that I didn't belong."

"I'm Sorry you went through that Lincoln." she patted his head as he looked away.

"And then I wound up here, and that's it."

"Hmmm well don't worry sweetie Geo may be an asshole. but he's the Nicest asshole you'll meet. we'll take good care of you here"

"Hey Magdalena, Lori told me I was the Only Lincoln here, why is that?"

"That's...not my place to say." She said looking down.

"But it is My place!" Geo said hanging from the Ceiling.

"WAH!" jumped Lincoln off the chair.

"Something wrong Linc?"

"You surprised me!"

"Yeah yeah so anyway I heard a question I felt compelled to answer it!"

"Of course." Magdalena rolled her eyes.

"Zip it Leni!"

"...Call me that one….More...Time….and I'LL!...*Censor Dance this is the censor dance Censor Dance this is the Censor Dance!*...AND WITH A SPOON!" She yelled as Lincoln had hid himself in Geo's Cloak.

"...Wow...that had to be the Most disturbing and terrifying threat I ever heard" Geo said with a gulp.

"AND I MEANT IT ALL!" Magdalena growled as she stormed out the room.

Lincoln gulped. "She's scary."

"Tell me about it….so what was your question?"

"Uh...I was asking why I was the only Lincoln here."

Geo gave a tired sigh. "You see almost every Lincoln I tried to get here well...they suffered the same problem you did"

"You mean...their families…"

"Yeah...but...those Lincoln's had it worse the one's I Failed to save, they were either too far gone or..beyond my help" Geo sighed. "It's not all Bad though sometimes I ran into a Lincoln who was Happy with the situation"

"But if that's true, then...what does that make me?"

"I'll be honest with you Pal, you're the Only Lincoln that I was able to save in time before something bad happened to you"

"...Wait, then who're the Lincoln's that were happy with their problems?"

"They weren't having so much as Problems, mainly minor annoyances. Like this one time I met a Lincoln that was a Superhero Called Neon Flash I asked him if he wanted to come with me to the United but he declined said he was Happy there protecting his Home town and his Family"

"Really? There's a version of me who became an actual superhero? That's amazing!"

"Yeah! Well he's more of an Anti-Hero, but I also met a Lincoln who had a Wolf Gijinka Girlfriend Named Yumi, a Lincoln that was a descendant from an assassin like in assassin's Creed, a Lincoln that Played Beyblade, A Lincoln that had the Silver eyes, and A Lincoln that was a Descendant of Son Goku!"

"Wow….what's beyblade?"

"We've Much to discuss young One" Geo said patting his head as he stood up. "Now let's Continue the Tour from Yesterday shall we?"

"Sounds good to me."

Geo smiled and lifted Lincoln onto his shoulders and flew off through the Citadel.

*Library*

"All Right here we are the Library!"

"Woah...it's'...big."

"Tell me about it, hey There's Lisadot!" Geo said as Lincoln saw a Lisa with Blonde hair in the shape of a triangle with Slightly Green Skin and a Green leotard and Yellow Glasses with the Lens in the shape of Stars.

"Wait, if that's Lisa, then why is she-"

"She's Peridot's Daughter" Geo said as Lincoln Noticed the Green Gem in her Chest.

"Oh!...who's that?"

"You seen Steven Universe?"

"Yeah?"

"The Little Green Dorito that Acts Like Invader Zim"

"Oh ok now I remember!"

"Go over and say hi." Geo urged as Lincoln gulped Nervously and did so.

"...Uhhhh...Hi?"

She turned to him with a blank face. "Yes?"

"...Just saying...Hi" he chuckled as her eyes widened.

"You must be the Lincoln that was Brought aboard!"

"Yeah, that'd be me." he said as she climbed on his shoulder.

"Fascinating I've never seen anyone with white hair before tell me were you made in a Lab?"

"Uh...no, I was born like other kids."

"Interesting!" she exclaimed as pulled out a Notepad. "I need to jot this down."

"Let's go while she's distracted" Geo told him as Lincoln nodded.

*Royal Woods*

Lisa was in her room typing away at her computer. She was looking over dozens of numbers and equations with a serious gaze.

*Knock Knock Knock*

"Lisa are you there?"

"Not Now Darcy"

"Come on, can't you come out to play?"

"No Darcy I need to Figure out a way to bring the dead back to life I must make this breakthrough!" she spoke before the door opened by her worried friend.

"Lisa? I don't think that's a good idea" Darcy spoke going up to her.

"Nonsense, it's only a matter of time."

"Is this because of Lincoln?" Darcy asked as Lisa shot her a Nasty glare.

"Darcy, leave me be, now." She growled as Darcy frowned.

"No"

"NOW!" Lisa yelled jumping off her chair.

"No Lisa I'm not leaving!"

"And why would persist on staying here? I need to work L don't need a distraction!"

"Because I'm worried about you!"

"You shouldn't be I'm perfectly fine!"

"No you're not!" Darcy said as Lisa turned away and sat back in her chair.

'Just Leave me Alone Darcy" she ordered as she resumed typing before Darcy puffed out her cheeks and walked over before moving between her and her computer.

"No!"

Lisa felt her eye twitch in annoyance as she sighed. "Just why do you care so much?"

"Because I'm your friend! I'm worried about you." Darcy wrapped her arms around Lisa and Hugged her. "I know you Miss Lincoln, My grandma always told me there was nothing wrong with crying"

"There is no need to cry, not when I can bring him back." she spoke firmly.

"It's ok Lisa I'm the only one here you can as much as you need to"

Lisa scowled and tried to push her away. "For the last time, leave me!"

"Why? Don't you care?"

"Of course I do! That's...that's why...that's why I don't want you to see me like this." Lisa whimpered as she started to shed tears.

Darcy looked at Lisa with worry before moving over and hugged her. "It'll be alright Lisa"

"I...I...I just want him back…" Lisa sobbed as she wiped her face.

"I Know Lisa, but he'll always be with you in here" Darcy smiled placing her hand over Lisa's chest.

"But that's...not logical."

"Pardon my French Lisa, but...Screw Logic! It has nothing to do with Love for another!" spoke Darcy making Lisa stare at her in shock. "You Love your Brother right?"

"Of course."

"Than You can't ever forget him he'll always be in your heart!"

Lisa looked at Darcy and her hand while feeling something different than usual. "...I….don't understand"

"Even if he's passed on, his spirit will always be here with you even if you can't see him." Darcy explained with a smile.

"...how can I believe that without data?" Lisa said confused.

"There is No Data Lisa..only Love and Value" smiled Darcy hugging Lisa who felt tears in her eyes.

"Darcy?"

"Yeah?"

"...Thank you" Lisa said as Darcy Kissed her cheek.

"..You're Welcome Lisa" Darcy said with a giggle and a Blush.

"Can you...stay with me for a little bit longer?"

"Sure thing" Darcy said as she held Lisa's hand.

*The United*

Geo and Lincoln and were walking down the hall towards a door.

"Here we are the Nursery"

"Wait, you have babies here too?"

"Yep sadly there are Babies that get abandoned too." he replied as they looked in through a glass window. "Wanna go in?" Geo spoke as Lincoln nodded.

"Yeah, but who keeps track of them all?" he asked before opening the door.

"Hey Luna I brought a Guest!" Geo shouted.

"Wait, Luna?" Lincoln said as an Older Luna wearing a Nurse's Outfit arrived.

"Oh Geo hello there it's been awhile!"

"Yeah It has Luna, this is Lincoln!"

"Lincoln?!"

"...yes?" he replied before suddenly finding himself pulled into a tight hug.

"Luna here Lost Her Lincoln when he was a baby" Geo explained. "That's why she's in charge of looking after all the babies."

"...Oh..Luna I'm So Sorry" spoke Lincoln hugging her back while hearing her sniffle.

"It's alright…..I just wish my Parents didn't blame me for what happened" she muttered hugging him tighter with Lincoln shocked.

"Come on Linc I'll show you the Babies" Geo said as an alarm went off. "Oh great a Prison Break" Geo sighed.

"Prison break?! This place has one of those too? Just how big is this place?"

"Oh trust me pal it's Huge!" Geo said as he warped away to the problem.

*Problem*

When he reappeared at the Area he saw a Leni with spring Arms Bouncing away.

"Freedom!" she shouted as a Laser went by her head.

"Surrender criminal!" A Lori wearing a weird outfit and helmet shouted as she flew after her with jet boots on.

"Kiss my ass bitch!" she called before launching one of her arms at her.

Geo appeared behind the Leni and knocked her Out. "Well that was easy." He chuckled as the Lori arrived and Cuffed the Leni.

"Thank you for the assist Warden"

"No Problem Zori oh this is….Lincoln?" Geo looked around and saw Lincoln had Vanished.

"AHHHH GEO HELP!"

"QUIET CRIMINAL!"

"Shit." Geo sighed as he went over and saw Lynn handcuffing Lincoln. "Stand Down Zynn he's with me!"

"Are you sure? He looks pretty fishy to me!"

"You say that About everyone"

"Not true." she looked away as Geo rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Zynn please uncuff him"

"Fine." she relented before uncuffing Lincoln.

"Sorry bout her Citizen she gets a little Arrest happy" Zori spoke walking over.

"It's fine, I think." muttered Lincoln.

"Well Then now that that's all settle Lincoln meet the Zone Cops, Zori and Zynn"

"Uh, hey there." he greeted while looking at their uniforms.

"Greetings Citizen" They both said as Geo got an Idea.

"Hmmm Lincoln wanna see the Prison?"

"Uh...not really."

"To Bad! Trust me it'll be Fun and you get to see the Bad Guys who'll never harm anyone ever again!"

"Maybe I should pass for today." he spoke turning around.

"Well ok suit yourself ,Go Find Lori and have Lunch, it's on her today" Geo said as he walked off.

"Hey Geo wait!" Lincoln shouted. "On second thought, one quick trip wouldn't hurt."

"I Guess you're only coming because you value your Life?"

"...maybe."

"Hehehe Lori's a bad cook" he chuckled as he led Lincoln to a wall and activated a panel. "Going Down!"

Lincoln cried out when they suddenly went zooming downwards.

'Here we Are!" Geo said as they suddenly stopped. "Welcome to the Zoo!"

Lincoln fell down from the sudden stop and groaned. "Warning, next time."

"No promises, now Follow me" Geo sad as he walked forward.

Lincoln sighed and followed Geo down a dark hall with dimly lit lights.

"Stay alert Linc you're about to meet some of the most dangerous maniacs the Multiverse has to Offer!" Geo said as they approached prison Cells with Glass barriers.

"Hehehehehehehehehe!...Well well well Geo's Back Girls!" a Lori spoke with a deranged smile.

"Yay! We get a visitor." came a cheerful voice that sounded like Leni.

"Uhhhh Geo...who's?.."

"Lincoln this is Shadow Lori, or as I like to call her, the Unholy Love Child between Pennywise and Himiko Toga"

Lincoln looked in and jumped when a knife came out, but bounced off the glass and paled since it was filled with darkness, but he could see Lori's figure.

"Aw, who did you bwing? Is dat who I tink it is?" she spoke in baby talk which somehow made her more terrifying. She soon stepped into the Light and Lincoln was Taken By Seeing Lori with Razor sharp teeth, Deranged Green eyes, and black hair with a white streak going down the Middle. "It is! My adowable baby bwother!" She cooed as Lincoln could've sworn she licked her lips.

"I Sent the Zone Cops after her when she did something to her family." Geo explained as Lincoln gulped.

"W-What did she do?"

"...Let's just say when I got there I had to Erase the Entire dimension and leave it at That"

"Awwww Don't be Scawed Wincy, I'll take Gooooood care of you, because After all, Twusting big mean Geo..IS A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE WAITING TO HAPPEN!"

Lincoln jumped while seeing her have thousands of knives all over her cell making his blood run cold.

"Yeeeeeeeessss Geo's a Big Meany Pants and who won't let me out to Pway and all I wanna do is...CUT HIS THROAT OPEN AND DRINK HIS FLUIDS!...and when I do I'll…"

"Lori, Cartoons." Geo said rolling his eyes and cutting the tv on in her Cell.

"No I don't wanna watch…..Oh is this the One where they Meet the Big Red Chicken!? I love this episode!"

Lincoln saw her go right to the tv making him shiver. "Uh, Geo?"

"Yeah Pal?"

"She...She can't get out, right?"

"Nope not all"

"Hey Geo! Hey Geo!" came Leni's voice. "Aren't you gonna say hi?"

"...Yes, anyway Lincoln this is Leni, aka, the Seamstress"

"Seamstress?"

"Yeah yeah, I Love making outfits….say, your skin looks clean and smooth, it'll make a wonderful Coat" She said licking the glass.

Lincoln paled while seeing her hair all frazzled and bloody with black clothes, but had numerous blades and scissors while several patches of something littered the cell.

"In fact, it looks JUST like my own Lincy's. I could show you the nice little blanket I used him in." she smiled while Lincoln ducked behind Geo. "Aw, don't be shy. I'd NEVER hurt you, just make good use out of your beautiful skin. Just as I did my sweet baby sister Lily."

"You...You...what?!" spoke Lincoln feeling sick.

"Yep, I'd show you the Scarf I made from her intestines but SOMEONE took it from me!" she said glaring at Geo...who was wearing said scarf. "GIVE IT BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SOCKER!"

"Hmmmmmmm No, maybe I should bump the Fic's rating to M" Geo said muttering the last part to himself as Lincoln gave him a freaked out Look. "...What? It feels like Cashmere"

And just like that Lincoln started hurling on the floor.

"Oooooh Wincy Puked, Can someone Scoop it up and put it in my food bowl?" Shadow Lori exclaimed.

"Don't make yourself dirty Lincy, you'll ruin your skin~" purred Shadow Leni with a grin.

Lincoln quickly followed Geo to the Next Cell.

"This is Shadow Luna or Livewire as she's Known"

"Geo...please, get rid of that." groaned Lincoln on shaky legs.

"Fine fine" Geo said as he took off the scarf and stored it in Hammerspace.

Lincoln turned to the Cell and Saw Nothing but darkness. "Where is-"

"LINCOLN!" Luna yelled as a Flash of Lighting appeared in front of the Glass.

"WAH!" he jumped back against the opposite wall.

"Well….I didn't think I'd See your pretty Face again~" She said with a smirk as Lincoln saw her entire body was made of solidified Electricity.

"L...Luna?"

"Don't be fooled Lincoln, she might Look friendly, but trust me she's not. Luna here wanted to be the greatest Rockstar in the world and she wanted to everything in her Power to gain that Dream"

"That's right, so I sold My Soul and Killed My stupid Family!...they were holding me back anyway" she remarked bluntly making Lincoln feel sick again. "So when the Time came for me to pay up I made another Bargain with Mephisto. So what if no one loved my music I'd make them love it with a little...Convincing"

"As you can tell she wound up a hack." Geo said as Luna unleashed a Ear Piercing Roar that should've hit, but didn't cause..ya know sound proof Glass. "She used her Voice to brainwash those into listening to her and the power drove her mad"

"I AIN'T MAD!" She snapped angrily as Geo chuckled.

"You're right, you're a Quack!"

She roared out before she tried zapping at the glass, but it did nothing. "If I ever get outta Here I'm gonna make you Bleed!"

"Correction, you AIN'T getting out of there." Geo said as he and Lincoln moved on. "Meet Shadow Lynn or Lynnstruke as she wants to be Called."

"Hey you try coming up with a menacing Name!" came Lynn's voice as Lincoln looked and saw what looked like Lynn, but with her hair down and in what looked like a casual red and black dress while making tea.

"Lynn?" he blinked in disbelief.

"Ah, well well well, seems Geo here brought a Lincoln. Care to have some tea?"

"Don't let her trick you, she's got telepathy" Geo warned as Lincoln stepped back.

"Aw come now Geo, must you be so cold?" she asked while sitting down in an armchair while adding sugar to her cup. "I take it he's given you a tour around the place, correct?"

"...yes." Lincoln stammered.

"I see, sounds like you'll end up like so many other Pawns for him to use." she shook her head in sympathy. "He probably told you so many bad things about us before bringing you here."

"...he...he did."

Geo growled and approached the Cell. "You shut Your Mouth you Psychic Psycho"

"Why?" she raised an eyebrow before snapping her fingers. "Oh! I know! You didn't tell him about 'him', have you?" she turned to Lincoln. "Geo here can do many things, be they good and evil, but he loves keeping those close in the dark. But I'm sure he trusts you completely to bring you in here in person, right?"

Lincoln looked towards Geo who was Glaring at Lynn.

"Come on Lincoln let's go." He said as Lincoln stayed behind for awhile. "Lincoln before you go put your hand on the glass."

"I'd listen, otherwise he could make you go pop." remarked the Lynn with a chuckle making Lincoln put his hand on the glass and gasp in shock as she started to speak to him. "Come down here when you get a chance to. Bye bye little brother, hope you make it out longer than most of us." she Told him telepathically.

"LINCOLN! Let's go!" Geo exclaimed making Lincoln Jump.

"Coming!" he ran after Geo while getting calls from the other sisters making him shiver.

*Geo*

"Alright here we are, our Last stop, Laughing Luan" Geo said as they came to a dimly Lit cell.

"Uh, could we skip this one?"

"Sure if you want."

"WAIT!...please don't go"

Lincoln flinched as he heard a voice coming from the cell.

"Is that Lincoln's voice? Oh, I haven't heard him in so long, it's been so long I almost forgot. Please, just let me see your face."

Lincoln gulped as he didn't see Luan, only hearing her voice. "Geo? What should I do?"

"Be wary, she's the Most Dangerous out of all the Aegis Squad and she's Random….so Random"

"Please Lincoln?" came Luan's voice which sounded like a whimper.

Lincoln gulped and slowly walked up the Cell. He tried to look around, but didn't see any movement making him nervous and scared.

"...HI LINCOLN!" She shouted dropping from the ceiling.

"AHH!" he screamed jumping back.

"...Oh Look at you...you've grown to be so handsome" she said in a slightly menacing tone.

"Lincoln, THIS is a Luan you don't wanna be alone with." spoke Geo turning the lights on. Revealing a Luan with Dingy White hair a and wearing a clean blue Sundress.

"...RAINBOW TACOS, DOCTOR WHO ,HOMESTUCK!" Luan Cackled like a Maniac.

Lincoln looked at her confused as she laughed.

"See told ya Random" Geo said with a sigh.

The Luan jumped around while laughing and even pressed against the glass. "Hey Lincoln! Wanna hear a joke?"

"...Uhhhh...Yeah?"

"Goody, but first Geo turn off the lights!"

"Geo please don't."

"Ok turning off the Lights" Geo said as he turned the lights in the cell off and turned them back on making Lincoln gasp in horror and nearly threw up at the sight.

"Ahahahaha! See? Are ya laughing?" she asked with a mad smile while the whole room was somehow covered in blood and she wore what looked like a tight black leather corset that showed off her chest and crotch, but numerous tattoos going over her skin showing gruesome images while having several chains hanging from her arms wrapped around the arms with high heeled leather boots with sharp heels with several faces etched into them that looked like they were smiling.

"See Lincoln I told you she was Random"

"This isn't Random Geo it's insane!"

"Exactly She's Dangerously Random!"

"W-W-Where did all the blood come from?!"

"OH? This? That's easy, in my secret place" she said with smile.

"Secret...place?"

"Trust me you don't wanna Know" Geo told him.

"Come on now Lincoln, give me a great big smile." She said pressing herself against the glass. "For your big sister~"

Lincoln stepped back from the Glass in fear of her.

"Awwww Don't be scared, my Lincoln was scared until I gave him a BiiiiiiG smile right across his Throat!" she laughed throwing her head back.

"Well visiting hours over Let's go Lincoln" Geo said making another Lift appear.

"Come back soon and big sis will REALLY make you smile~" she spoke seductively making Lincoln shiver.

*Later*

"Well that was Fun right Linc?"

"..."

"Lincoln?"

"Those….those….those weren't my sisters." he whispered in a fearful tone.

"...Yeah...I Know they're a Menace that needed to be Locked up" Geo said Patting his back.

"How….just how could they be like...that?"

"..Luna has an excuse, the others don't...Some People just wanna Watch the World Burn Lincoln"

Lincoln just stayed silent and looked at the floor.

"Geo you have someone coming" Magdalena said.

"Who is it?"

"..Someone Named Moon Juju"

"..MOON JUJU'S COMING!?"He shouted happily. "LINCOLN MOON JUJU IS COMING WHA-HEY!"

"Um, Moon Juju?"

"Yeah...Moon Juju!" Geo swooned as his eyes became Hearts.

"Uhhhh Who's Moon Juju?" Lincoln asked Magdalena while Geo floated threw the air.

"She's The Moon Goddess and Geo has a Crush on Her."

"Wait, a crush?"

"Yeah I know, I was shocked too."

Geo snapped out his trance when he saw a Pillar of Light beam into the Citadel. "SHE'S HERE!"

"Do we do something?" Lincoln whispered to Magdalena.

"Besides sit back and let him make a fool out of himself?"

Lincoln sweatdropped before Geo fell down and ran to the beam.

Soon a Tall Woman with Lavender Light Skin and Lunar Blue hair wearing a Blueish white dress appeared.

"Moon Juju it's been awhile" Geo said with a Bow.

"Hello Geo, it's good to see you." she smiled back.

"May I ask what brings you here?" Geo said as Lincoln and Magdalena made themselves Known.

"Well I thought I'd drop by for just a little visit and to let you know that the Great Juju Challenge is happening in 4 months." She spoke as she saw Geo had gone love struck again making her giggle. "I see you have some friends with you."

"...Huh? Oh yeah that's Leni and the other guy is…..Butch" He swooned.

"It's Lincoln." spoke the boy with Magdalena frowning and smacking Geo.

"Don't call me that!"

Moon Juju chuckled at this and cleared her throat. "Yes anyway Geo I'm just here to see if you have your roster picked out to compete"

"...Dang it I knew I forgot something, don't worry M'Lady I'll have the roster by next week!"

"He says while drooling over her." whispered Magdalena to Lincoln with a snicker.

"That's excellent news Geo well it's time for me to go now, oh and Remember, you Promised Tak and Jeera that you'd get them a wedding Gift."

"...The Gift was the Announcement of Tak 4." Geo said narrowing his eyes suspiciously making Moon Juju laugh.

"Tata Now" She said before Warping away.

"Well, she was nice." remarked Lincoln.

"Yeah….Ain't she a Doll?" Geo swooned as he flew into the air.

"Wonder if I should have mentioned to her all the pics you have of her." Magdalena idly remarked with a smirk.

"YOU CAN'T PROVE THOSE ARE MINE!" Geo shouted angrily.

"Oh, in that case, I'll just toss them out."

"Do it and You're Fired!"

"Wow, you've got it bad for her." Lincoln remarked.

"Shut up-a You Face!"

"But what did she mean by roster?"

"Oh? Well you see Lincoln Once every 60 Years The great Juju Challenge Takes Place and the Winner gets Moon Juju's Favor which is a Wish and her Protection" Geo explained.

"So it's a contest with a prize."

"Kinda yeah" Geo spoke as his stomach growled. "Time for Dinner!"

"It's only two." spoke up Magdalena rolling her eyes.

"Yeah Dinner time!"

"Well I am still hungry." remarked Lincoln.

"Good To the food Court!" Geo shouted as he grabbed Lincoln and Ran off.

*Much Much Later*

Geo was in the elevator going down to the Zoo. He had a serious expression without any jovialness.

"Warden it's good to see you again" Zori spoke with a nod. "What brings you down here?"

"Take me to level 0 Zori"

"...sir are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Alright, I'll get some extra hands." she spoke before pulling out a communicator. "I'm going to need some extra help, we're going to level 0." she spoke as Luan and Lucy arrived on the scene. "Zuan, Zucy it's nice to see you two again"

"We came as soon as we heard." spoke Zuan.

Geo nodded as they all moved to another Wall. "Zori the key"

She pulled out a key and moved over before putting it in with the key unfolding and turned both left and right at the same time before it opened up revealing another elevator.

"Shall we ladies?"

They nodded before all of them walked in as the wall closed and they went down.

*Level 0*

The Elevator came to a stop and opened up. They exited and went down a long hallway and across a massive dark void. Geo stepped across the void as the spots he stepped on lit up. He moved over to a floating cell and stopped.

"...So you finally came to visit me?' a deep voice spoke. "How long has it been? I seemed to have forgotten."

Geo narrowed his eyes at the figure as he walked into the light. Revealing a Lincoln with Grey hair, black eyes with white pupils and the classic orange polo and blue jeans.

"Tell me Geo..do you Fear the Inevitable?"

"Trying to make me shaken won't work." Geo said calmly as the Lincoln chuckled.

"Figures you don't even realize your greatest mistake is coming back to haunt you" he said.

"You're already locked up tight, you're not getting out."

"Hehehe..what made you think I was referring to myself?...then again I suppose Leaving me alive Could be counted as one of your greatest mistakes" he chuckled. "When I get out of here, you'll learn what it means when everything you love rots away."

Geo scowled and turned to walk away. "I told you You're Never Getting Out...Kid Rot." Geo said as Kid Rot gave a smirk as it was the only thing that could be seen when the Room went dark.


Only Hardcore Toon Fans Will Know who Kid Rot is and the Danger he poses to The world Hoo Boy This is Gonna be fun guys anyway Next Time...The Interlude.