This is another installment of Ridiculous arguments! TADAAAAA! This is pretty much my own… except Lily, Sirius, James and Remus…

"POTTER. TURN MY HAIR BACK. NOW." Lily screamed at James Potter who was ruffling his hair.

"no." he said calmly.

"POTTER, I'M WARNING YOU…"

"no"

"James, it WILL be a good idea to turn them back… Lily's beginning to scare me…" Remus said.

"no."

"POTTER."

"nope… whatcha gonna do to me?"

"hurt you?" Sirius suggested.

"CASTRATE YOU. ALL OF YOU." Lily yelled.

The three boys flinched. Lily smirked. She knew the threat had hit home.

"no." said a now slightly scared James.

Remus and Sirius slowly backed away.

"YOU FRICKIN COWARDS! COME AND FIGHT BY MY SIDE YOU WORTHLESS- ARGH!" yelled a now panicked James. He looked as if he was longing to run but it would be an insult to him…

Remus and Sirius were long gone. Lily grinned. "Now, it's just me and you…" her grin widened.

"No. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" wailed James.

"Then turn my hair back red…" Lily set an ultimatum.

A now terrified James was cowering in her shadow. "I—I can't…"

"why not?" asked a perfectly quiet Lily… It scared him more.

"I don't know how…"

In the common room; all the students jumped as flocks of owls took of in the owlery and they heard a voice screaming. "POTTER! YOU'RE DEAD." And there was silence…

Sirius and Remus winced. They knew that James… was no longer a part of the living world. The went up to their room after half an hour later, Sirius sobbing into Remus' shoulder. There, they saw a sight so shocking that Sirius had a heart attack and died. Then he woke up and whooped. "GO LILY GO LILY GO JAMES GO JAMES!" he said doing the fish.

There, Lily was in James' lap, smiling softly in a way they had never seen before. Truly happy.

Well? How was that? Nice? The coming up one, is my MASTERPIECE. I HAVE POURED MY LIFE AND SOUL INTO IT. SHE—wait, HE IS A MARVEL! smirk