James writes a song about Lily and he sings it to the breakfast hall. The song isn't mine. The people aren't mine. Don't fing sue me.

James started off on his song on the Gryffindor table. The whole school turned to watch. "This song is for Lily Evans, my one and only crush!"

She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after

(Chorus):
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I cant help myself, I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

She can't keep a secret
For more than an hour
She runs on one-hundred proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can I do?
I'd do anything for her

(Chorus):
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I cant help myself, I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

And when she sees it's me
On her caller I.D.
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Still ringin' in my head
Still ringin' in my head

She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined

(Chorus X2):
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I cant help myself, I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more

Oh, I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

Just the girl I'm lookin' for
I'm looking for (X3)
Just the girl I'm looking for

He ended off. Lily had sunk under the table and was trying to kill her self with a fork. She took a deep breath. She came out and walked out of the hall. James looked dismayed and followed her.

In a hallway, she grabbed his collar and planted a firm kiss on his lips. She looked into his eyes and grinned. Dropping his collar she stepped aside and he was left staring. "I'm not cruel, but I'm glad to know that I can ruin your day." She said. She looked at his shocked face and said, "Nah, ok, I'll give you a chance." She grinned at the overjoyed look on his face. She kissed him again and they walked away hand in hand, not knowing that their audience of Sirius and Remus was left gaping.

"She had so got him wrapped around her finger…"