Chapter one: The staircase
Chromosones are long strands of dna that show up when cells are dividing. Harry had just remembered this from reading a muggle book last night. Harry had just made it out from the fat lady's portrait and was trying to get to the hospital wing so he could fix his toothpasted blinded eyes, but since he could not see where he was going he tripped up and fell down four whole flights of stairs.
Bang Bang Crash Bang Crash Crash Poof.
Harry had just landed in a large pile of garden gnomes, nearly headless nicholas's, chocolate frogs and deoxyriboncleric acid. Harry thought 'wow thats a big word!' he suddenly realised there was a furnace on the floor beneath him and someone had just lit it. All the chocolate frogs started to melt and burn Harry's skin "No, my beautiful skin!" Harry exclaimed in horror. "How will I ever get Snape to love me. Wait! What about Fawkes!" Fawkes hearing Harry's pain flew into the room.
It was too late. Harry had already drowned in the sea of chocolate coated garden gnomess and DNA.
