Loona was able to come to the human world, she was surprised to see her own human friend was gone. "Cody?" she said. "hello? Kid!" she called out, but there was no answer. When she called him again, there was still no answer. At this; Loona began to feel scared and worried for the kid and his safety. Who knows what happened to him? what could have happened to him. Loona pulled out her phone and called her adopted daddy. "Blitzo!" she shouted. "I can't find Cody anywhere, why did you have to pull me back like that?!"

"Hey, I needed someone to help me get the cookie jar, Loony, You're taller than I am, and you know how much I-"

"Ugh! Shut the fuck up already!" Loona said. "It's like Cody's gone missing and someone might have abducted him thanks to you." she made a wolf-like growl. "Well, I better go find him, but if anything bad happens to him, it's on you, asshole!"

"OK! Ok!" Blitzo sounded scared. "You got a good sense of smell, better than any hound. If anyone can find him, it's you."

"Right. If anything comes up, I'll let you know."

"Got it." She hung up and Blitzo said to himself "Loony, you really need to take a fucking chill pill and not have a stick up your ass all the time."


Cody slowly woke up and he found himself in some kind of operation room. Some metal strap was holding his torso down and his arms were spread out, but bound to smaller straps by the wrists. He was under some kind of light and heard voices talking as his vision was still groggy. "It will be a far more successful than that spoiled rich kid we did." said a voice that sounded like Agent One.

"If this one fails, we can get our asses sued for everything we have and go out of business."

"Come on, we thought this one through this time." the male agent said.

"The last one was a mistake, but yes, this one will not be a mistake. This lobotomy will be far better... like Howard Dully."

"We'll look for a good foster home for the kid here. Someone Christian or Islam, or someone not Satanic." Agent Two said.

"What? Where am I?" asked Cody. The three people looked at the kid and looked glad he was awake.

"Ah, good. You're awake." said Agent One.

"Just in time for you to atone and be reborn." Agent Two smiled.

"What's going on here?" asked the kid. "Wait, you kidnapped me?"

The agents looked quiet but the first one said: "look, I know, it wasn't a very nice thing to... get you like this."

"But we did it because you wouldn't come quietly." the female agent added. "We're only trying to help you."

"Help me? what are you talking about?" asked Cody. "I'm not sick or insane or anything."

"we know that." said the male agent. "But associating with demons is nothing but evil and bad luck. It will ruin your life if you keep associating with them."

"But they are my friends." Cody began to plead.

"Friends with demons?" said the doctor. "Come now, demons don't have any friends."

Cody was quiet and didn't believe those false words. "What do you mean by making be atone?"

"We're giving you a lobotomy." said Agent Two.

While the kid still didn't know what a lobotomy was, he still felt scared shitless. "I don't even know what that is." the kid admitted

"It's a very simple procedure." said Agent Two.

"Yes." said the doctor "We take a small portion of your brain out of your head to give you a better life, with this drill." he pulled out. "To make you more happy, laid back, and far less stressed than you need to be." That drill looked absolutely terrifying. "All your troubles will permanently go away and be a whole new, better you."

Cody's heart began racing and thumping like a drum. "But, isn't this against the law?" he asked. "I mean, that looks illegal."

"Well, the ice pick procedure is illegal, yes." said Agent One. "But this one is a different kind. "This one is far more successful. Around ninety to ninety-five percent successful."

"Ok, so that rich boy was a mistake, but you will be a far better case." the doctor reassured the kid

"Wait... so you're the ones who lobotomized Bruce?" Cody realized, looking disgusted and appalled.

Meanwhile

Loona was using her excellent sense of smell to sniff out her human friend. "Wait," she recognized that familiar scent and looked at the DHORK headquarters that she and Millie had seen before while rescuing the boys with her. "Oh fuck no."she breathed while looking at the building. "Not here again." she pulled out her phone and called her adopted dad again. "Blitzo, we have a big problem."

"What is it?"

"It's the D.H.O. again!"

"What?" Blitzo sounded shocked. "Oh god. This is so not good. What are we going to do?"

"Simple." said Loona. "We bust him out of that place and save him from those sick fuckers. Call everyone to our place and tell them what's going on."

"You got it, Loona." said Blitzo with joy.

Back With Cody

"Look, you don't have to do this." said Cody.

"Unfortunately." said Agent Two, "we do."

"but... I wanna go home."

"You will." said Agent One. "As soon as the procedure is over."

"Look, why would you do this to Bruce?"

"Because he was frantic." the doctor said. "He wouldn't stop going on and on about demons existing on Earth, and he was having a nervous breakdown. We did him a favor."

"But... he's a zombie now. It's like his soul is taken."

"Admittedly." Agent One pointed, "that procedure went wrong, but you will be a whole better person than him. Besides, his parents paid a shit ton of money for us to do this for him."

"Enough money to run a foreign office." Agent Two pulled out a wad of cash for herself. "I mean, not a lot of people can have all that money like they do."

"I didn't understand what a lobotomy is, but now I do." said Cody. "This ruins lives. Bruce can't walk or talk anymore, and he just makes funny noises. Don't you guys feel at least a little guilty about that? Just a little?"

The agents and the doctor were quiet for a moment, but then laughed at that question. "Guilty?" said Agent One. "No way. We are proud of our work. At least people never have to worry about demons anymore when we're done with our operations on them."

"Your mothers would be really disappointed in you if they found out." Cody looked angry

The three stopped their laughing and the male agent had tears in his eyes. "Do not talk about my mother! She's dead!" then began sobbing in his partner's arms

"Oh not again." said Agent Two, trying to comfort her cohort. "Look kid, don't even get him started on his mother. Look, Doctor, let's get this over with for him and fix him."

"One correct lobotomy coming right up." the doctor turned on his drill and Cody's heart was racing again.

"I can't believe this is happening!" Cody shrieked

"Don't worry. Everything will be ok." said Agent Two

Agent One stopped his crying and said to Cody: "Yes. Your troubles are all over now."

The kid screamed and saw the drill was coming closer to his head, and he closed his eyes as the worst was going to happen to him right now. Before the drill can even even touch his skull, a blinding light appeared out of nowhere, and the drill stopped working. Cody looked surprised and relieved to see Jesus himself in his holy light and looking stern at the agents and doctor. "My lord." said the three before bowing to him in respect.

"Enough!" Christ bellowed. "This horrible procedure must end."

The three stood up and looked confused. "End?" said Agent Two, "but we are only trying to help this kid out."

"Like you helped his bully?" asked Jesus

"OK, we admit it wasn't the best of our procedures, but we only want to clench the world of demons and their unholy stench." Agent One tried to defend himself. "We're doing this for you and-"

"Silence!" Jesus bellowed, making the room rumble like a small earthquake. "This is not justice. It is only a very outdated method to supposedly keep humans under control. But it did more harm than good. What makes you all think this procedure on Cody Laurent will be any better?" The three grownups looked scared and were shaking, fearing the worst from their own savior. "Now, as God's only son, I command you to release the boy and never try and put him in this kind of situation again."