A.N. Hey! Well I got the reviews I demanded lol… damn! Should've asked for more! =P… oh well enjoy…and like the previous (real) chapter and is me butting in ^^
Chapter 3 (well technically Chapter 4 but you know… lol)
"Keep the public peace, keep the public peace," Heero muttered to himself through clenched teeth as they walked down the main road, Duo with his middle finger stuck up, Relena with her arms full of Osh- Kosh B'gosh labeled clothes which she SOMEHOW persuaded Heero to buy for her. Stupid manipulative, persuasive little bitch… think nice thoughts Heero, NICE thoughts… it's the only thing you can do to stop yourself from pulling out your gun and blasting their puny little heads halfway to…. NICE thoughts, nice thoughts…thank goodness Wufei's with Sally…
"Hrmm…. I wonder what Sally's doing with Wufei right now"
"Wufei, can you come and help me here?" Sally called to Wufei as she heaved a heavy box of new surgical tools to replace the ones that Duo sneezed all over. Of course she could just sterilize them again but she had since learned that anything that came out of Duo's nose was probably as toxic as what seeped out of his…
"Injushtish, onna," Wufei muttered, interrupting her thoughts. "Why do I have to do all the hard work around here?"
"Because I'm weak and you're strong," Sally told him, playing on his main weakness-his pride.
"Damn right I am, and don't you forget it," Wufei told her haughtily.
"Good boy, now just put that box over there by the table and what about you cook me lunch and we'll see if you can cook or not," Sally instructed him, adding the last part slyly for the free, effortless meal. Since she had a 5- year old Chinese warrior on her hands, she might as well make good use of him right?
"Baka onna, can't you cook?" Wufei snapped as he set the box down in the designated spot
"I could but I don't know if you can," Sally taunted him, "but if you can't I'll just cook lunch for both of us," she said craftily, reaching into the cupboard underneath the sink for the big wok.
"Gimme that!" chibi Wufei snatched the wok off Sally and started up a fire on the gas stove.
"Mmm, whatever you say Wufei," Sally settled comfortably into her chair and opened her medical magazine for some leisure reading while Wufei cooked up a storm.
"Think nice thoughts Yuy, nice thoughts…" Heero muttered to himself again through clenched teeth as Relena entered yet another clothes shop, "keep the public peace, keep the public peace…" he told himself as his hand twitched dangerously to whip out his gun
Quatre looked up at him and silently handed him a brown paper bag, which he somehow got possession of.
"What is this for?" Heero growled to the tiny blonde Arabian. "For me to throw up in, or to control my hyperventilation?" he asked, even though he knew the tiny toddler probably wouldn't even know what hyperventilation was.
Quatre shrugged. "I don't know, whichever one you feel like doing right at the moment."
Just then a sleek black limo pulled up on the curb beside them.
"Hey! Big black car! Someone died!" Duo giggled, and pointed, yes, with his middle finger at the black car.
"Duo-chan!" Relena scolded. "That's an awful thing to say! No one should have to die if pacisifism worked!" yes, "pacifism" is meant to be spelt wrong to emphasize her pronunciation problem at that age… thank you ^^
Heero rolled his eyes. Still crapping on about useless shit like pacifism. The door slowly opened and a woman with long, pale, blonde hair, clad in a dark blue business suit stepped out of the car. Heero suddenly went pale as he saw her face and turned to Quatre.
"Quatre," he asked quickly, "you wouldn't happen to have another paper bag on you, would you?"
"No, why?" Quatre asked
"Because," Heero growled, "I can't hyperventilate and throw up in the same bag, now can I?"
"Who is that?" Quatre turned around to face none other than…
"Dorothy Catalonea," she extended a hand to Heero. "I trust you haven't forgotten me Heero Yuy?"
"No… of course not," Heero didn't return the handshake but clenched the paper bag tightly with both hands
"Oh, I'm so glad!" Dorothy clapped her hands together in delight. "I was passing by when I saw you walking by with these adorable children!"
"Yeah…."
"Oh my dear! Is that you Miss Relena?" Dorothy exclaimed with joy as she spotted the tiny blonde haired toddler, barely visible behind all of her Osh Kosh B'gosh bags.
"EEK!" Relena squealed and ducked behind Heero's legs again. "Scary eyebrows!" she squealed.
"Oh, how cute! She remembers me!" Dorothy noted happily. Heero stared at her strangely. Was there something wrong with Dorothy today?
"Do you need a lift somewhere? I'm on my way to an ESUN meeting to see if there's any more fighting left in the world for me to enjoy," Dorothy told them
"Yeah- get us to Quatre's house," Heero growled. Dorothy's loud rambling, not to mention Duo's finger and Relena's load of Osh Kosh B'gosh clothes was drawing a lot off unwanted attention from the public. Not to mention Duo's fluro pink t-shirt.
"Step right in," Dorothy opened the limo door for them to go in. Well it turned out, that in her "good" and "kind" heart, Dorothy had picked up more than a couple of other people along the way, so there were only four free seats while there were five of them altogether. After a lot of struggling and tussling around, Duo was up front beside the driver, who was none other than Pagan, Quatre and Trowa were sitting up the back and Relena was happily stationed on Heero's lap. Stupid manipulative bitch… she's just taking advantage of the situation… looking so innocent and pure… why I ought to… nice thoughts, Heero, NICE thoughts…
"HEERO YUY! What have you done to my sister?!" a very familiar voice resounded loudly in Heero's ear, almost deafening him.
'Uh oh…' Heero thought as he turned around to face a very pissed off Milliardo Peacecraft sitting next to him.
"Wow Wufei, that was a very good meal!" Sally leaned back in her chair and rubbed her stomach, satisfied.
"That's because I'm good at cooking," Wufei boasted as he cleared the dishes from the table and stacked them in the sink. "Now you onna has to wash up because I cooked and I sit down and relax"
He sat down cross-legged on the sofa in meditation. Sally couldn't help but smile- he's so cute. She rolled up her sleeves and set to work- she was due back at the surgery in fifteen minutes.
"Wufei, I'm finished- we have to get back to the surgery," Sally called as she grabbed her coat and bag. "Wufei?" she asked when she was met with silence. She walked into the lounge room to find him curled up on the couch, his thumb in his mouth, asleep.
"Yeah, maybe she isn't so bad like this," Milliardo mused, studying the chibi form of his sister as Pagan pulled up outside Quatre's mansion. "She's actually kinda cute…"
"Here," Heero quickly thrust her into Milliardo's lap, "you take her."
"Huh?" Milliardo looked at her, surprised for a moment. "No! Wait Yuy! Get back here!"
"Nooooo…" Relena howled as Heero quickly herded the other chibis out and slammed the door behind him. The car began to pull away from the house and joined the main road traffic. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!"
"Ugh…" Heero shuddered as they made their way into the house
A.N~ I dunno how funny you thought this chapter was…. But pls review and tell me lol… =P
Hehehe… sorry if this chapter wasn't as funny as the other 2 (anyone who thought the inbetweener note was funny must be extremely sad lol) but it'll pick up, okay? =) Oh and did you notice that Trowa hasn't said anything in the whole fanfic yet? Hahaha, I'll have to give him a speech part in the next chapter…
