A.N. Sorry it took so long to get this chapter up! I had assessments and exams etc. etc. you get the drift ^__^…
WARNING: there are quiet a few random ppl in here… I dunno why I chucked them in really, I just thought it'd be fun… oh well- ENJOY! And you guys should know what's with and =)
Chapter 8- Munch Munch
Now Liza you still remember that poor KFC service girl don't you =P finally asked the question she had been dreading.
"What drinks would you like sir?" she asked tentatively. If his kids were as indecisive as they were ordering side dishes, she had a feeling that she would be here for probably the whole night. 'I better get paid extra for this,' she thought as she put on a friendly smile and waited to take his order.
"Give us one 1.5 L bottle of Pepsi," Heero told her.
"I no wanna Pepsi! I no wanna Pepsi!" Duo whined.
"Could I have that bottle of Pepsi now?" Heero asked quickly
"Sure thing," Liza told him. She must always keep the customer happy, must always keep the customer happy… don't wanna be fired and have to work at VideoEzy again…she handed Heero the bottle of Pepsi
"I no wanna Pepsi! I no wanna Pepsi!" Duo was still whining. Heero grabbed the bottle by its neck and promptly bonked Duo over the head with it sound familiar Judy? =P. Duo slowly sank to the ground. Liza was shocked at this blatant display of child abuse.
"Sir, I am shocked and appalled at this!" Liza HAD to speak out against this. "What if he's hurt? Or worse, dead?"
"Believe me, if you knew Duo, you would also know that his skull is thicker than a slab of concrete," Heero growled, "and if you were in my position, you'd do that too"
Liza said nothing but arranged the order onto a tray and handed it to Sally.
"Come on- let's just eat and get out of here," Heero growled
'What an anti-social," Liza thought, "but on the other hand, he's pretty damn cute…"
They walked towards a nearby table.
"Uh sir…" Liza called out, "you forgot to pay"
"How much?" Heero asked
"Um…" Liza pressed the buttons hurriedly on her cash register as Heero glared at her impatiently. "$37 sir"
"$37?! That's daylight robbery!" Heero almost yelled
"Heero, its 7 o'clock at night," Sally jarred him totally.
"Fine!" Heero slammed a $50 note on the counter. Liza took it, a little flustered by this man's anger, and began drawing cash out of the change drawer.
"Hurry up, I don't have all night," Heero muttered impatiently.
'That's funny,' Liza thought, 'I always thought that the female was supposed to have PMS…'
Heero continued to glare at her. Hurry up already! She was looking back at him in a strange manner. What the hell was she looking at? If she'd had the day that he just had, she would look like this too. He glanced at the table where they were seated. Oh no, Duo was reaching for the bottle of Pepsi…he saw the move before it was made.
"Sally- duck!" Heero tackled her down mere seconds before Duo flicked the lid off the Pepsi bottle and black soft drink sprayed everywhere.
"It's raining Pepsi!" Duo squealed as he rotated the bottle around, decorating the walls, tables and chairs with Pepsi. The door opened and two people stepped inside, just as Duo turned the Pepsi bottle round that way. Needless to say, Milliardo and Relena were very very annoyed. Relena blinked, a little dazed, having just been showered down with Pepsi. Then she saw Sally on the floor and Heero on top of her, in a very wrong-looking position and immediately started to bawl her eyes out. Milliardo stood there, his hair dripping wet for a moment before letting out a cry of rage and tackling Heero.
"Eep!" Heero squealed ?! as he got up quickly and started running.
"Get back here Yuy!" Milliardo growled. He began to give chase. Heero ran like hell. Suddenly there was a loud bang from behind him.
"Huh?" Heero spun around to see Milliardo face flat in a puddle of Pepsi.
"Grrr…" Milliardo growled. "I'm gonna kill you…!" He made a dash for Heero but was restrained by Sally and the wonderful service attendant, Liza who had also been sprayed with Pepsi. Using her wonderful taekwondo "techniques", Liza managed to calm the restrained Milliardo.
"Aww man, now the chicken is all wet and the food tastes like Pepsi!" Duo sighed. Everyone turned towards him. "What?" he asked innocently. Wufei we the first to move in for the kill (naturally) closely followed by Heero, Milliardo and Trowa. Relena was still crying but now it was because her ideal of total pacifism had been violated. Sally and Quatre stood to the side and tried to clean up the mess that Duo made. Liza ran over to the counter and grabbed her walkie-talkie thing which linked her to the store manager, Dima ^___________^
"Dima!" she yelled. "We need backup over here!"
A succession of high laughs replied. Liza rolled her eyes. It seemed that Dima was on a high on KFC chicken again real story, it happened- he got high on KFC chicken while we get drunk She would have to clean this mess up herself.
"SHUT UP!" Liza yelled over the racket. Everyone froze where they were- Wufei was pulling Duo's hair and Trowa was about to let fly a punch to Duo's face. Heero and Milliardo somehow had gotten into a fencing match ?!? with two of the soggy drumsticks and in some weird way, had also gotten the side dishes involved- Heero was covered in mashed potatoes while Milliardo's face dripped with mayonnaise and cabbage.
"Thank you!" she said, beginning to hyperventilate. "I'm going to have to eject you from the restaurant!"
"Fine…" Heero muttered , dropping his drumstick. He began to walk out, brushing off blobs of mashed potatoes as he went.
"But," Liza continued, "you're going to have to clean this unholy mess up first!"
Heero spun around and pulled out his pistol. "I don't take orders from a 14-year-old punk"
Liza smiled and clicked her fingers. In an instant, standing beside her was a sly, smiling asian girl with a machete in one hand and a hunting knife in the other remind you of anyone Judy? =P.
"Yes," Liza replied, raising an eyebrow, "but will you take orders from a psycho obsessed with knives and blood?" She turned to talk to the psycho asian girl but she was nowhere to be found. Suddenly…
GLOMP! She had Trowa in a tight bearhug.
"Oh my gosh it's Trowa! Oh how cute!" she squealed. Trowa's face turned blue, then purple as the "psycho" squeezed him round the neck tighter and tighter, obviously unaware of her own "strength". A huge anime sweat drop rolled down Liza's forehead.
"I should've guessed," she muttered. "Come on, you," she took the "psycho" by the collar and dragged her "off stage" whaT? I don't know any other way to put it ^_^v
"Trooooowa…" she said as she was dragged away, out of sight. There was a short succession of screams, crashes and bangs. Seconds later, the psycho asian girl rushed out again and in no time, had Trowa in another tight bearhug. Liza quickly followed, her hair frazzled, a fresh lump beginning to swell on the back of her head.
"Come ON," she dragged her "off-stage" again. Liza emerged about 15 minutes later, her arms red.
"Phew," she sighed, "that took a while… mental note to self, don't release the psycho out without sedatives on hand…" she shook her head slightly, "Now," she turned her attention back to her very disruptive customers, "are you going to clean up or do I have to release another psycho?"
"How many psychos do you HAVE?" Millardo choked as Heero took the opportunity to shove his drumstick into his blonde opponent's mouth. "Mrmmph mmrph!" he tried to yell something, obviously to Heero but since he had that drumstick stuck in his mouth…he spat it out. "HEERO YUY!" he yelled at the top of his voice.
"Hehehe…" Heero sniggered evilly, probably under the influence of Hann don't ask me why I'm bringing all these random people into my story- I don't know either…maybe its' because my friend's ex (whom I haven't seen since I stuffed a wet pillow in his face) is visiting today ^^
"That's it!" Liza told them. "I'm bringing out another psycho!" last random person, I swear!!
She diappeared for a moment and a second later, they could hear a wild laugh and a scream which damn near almost tore the building down. Their hearts filled with trepidation. Nothing in their years as soldiers in the great wars had ever prepared them for this…
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" a girl with her hair tied in two plaits dashed out, laughing her head off.
"Aargh!" everyone fell over anime style.
"You think that's bad," Liza laughed, "wait till she starts singing!"
Psycho-2 opened her mouth and hummed the first few notes of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
"Now I see where they got the expression 'it ain't over till the fat lady sings!' " Milliardo yelled as the ceiling began to crack
"Okay okay! I surrender!" Heero shouted. The Perfect Soldier surrendering? ANYTHING to stop her singing…
"Well now at least I finally know how to defeat you," Milliardo commented almost amusedly.
"Oh yeah, and you can really stand this singing," Heero retorted. Milliardo smiled and dug out a pair of thick ear muffs from his coat. He put them on. Ahhh… sweet sweet silence. He could read Heero's lips as he let out a long line of profanities. A wrestle typically ensued between the two arch-rivals for the ear-muffs.
"Damn you Yuy… GET YOUR OWN!"
"Give them here Zechs! I deserve them as much as you do! After all, I DID save the world not once, but twice! And I saved you sister's ass!"
"Rub my face in it, why don't you! And I'm sure you had your own plans for my sister's ass!"
"What the hell do you mean by that?!"
They wrestled on the floor, rolling through puddles of Pepsi, globs of mashed potatoes and little mountains of coleslaw left there from their previous "fight". Liza sighed. This was really having the reverse effect.
"Stop singing!" she told Psycho-2 (for random namesakes let's call her… JUDY… =P). Judy shut up for a moment and the two men immediately stopped wrestling and stood up hurriedly.
"I'll take those," Liza nimbly snatched Milliardo's ear muffs and gave him a mop in return. Heero started sniggering again. "And here you go," she shoved one into Heero's arms as well.
"Damn," Heero swore under his breath. Sally, quickly seeing her fate, decided to make a quick escape.
"I'll go get the kids cleaned up," she said hurriedly and snatched Trowa, Duo and Quatre and disappeared into the bathroom. Heero and Milliardo grudgingly started mopping, never ceasing to glare at one another as they worked.
Soon the room was spotless. It's amazing what two arch-rivals can do when competing against each other- even in cleaning a restaurant. They stood in opposite corners, panting from the "hard work" but still glaring at each other. Sally came out a moment later, the kids as clean as she could possibly get them. She wiped her brow. She had just discovered that Duo didn't like baths.
"Wow," she breathed, "you guys are really good at this…"
Milliardo and Heero said nothing but continued to glare at one another.
"So," Liza asked, breaking the awkward silence. "Will that be another bottle of Pepsi?"
