A.N. Forgiveness please! [ said in weird Simpsons quote voice ]…. Havent updated for so long!! Aa… all my reviewers are dead already?! xX… im sorry… bows lack of inspiration plus A LOT of unfun things that have been happening to me lately (some of which includes- getting ditched by my two former best friends at the same time, for no apparent reason, getting caught for jigging and exams) have resulted in this late arrival (I swear too much shit happens in my life). So as you can most probably see by things listed above, I wasn't in a very haha mood for a while… I know its no excuse…but I'll try my best to finish off this story! bows apologetically

Usual deal with and

Chapter 14- Reunion?! (And Possible A Surprise)

"Easy…easy…" she muttered to herself as she tentatively brought the opened pliers slowly towards the wire.

"MISS UNE!!" someone screamed from the doorway. She jumped in shock and inadvertedly clamped the pliers closed on the wire, causing the dummy bomb that she had been trying to defuse for the past 15 minutes to explode. She turned around slowly, her face black and charred from the small amount of explosive powder contained in said bomb, her eyebrow twitching furiously. In the doorway, she met the sight of a young boy with a curious wire meshing strapped around his nose, wearing a fluro pink t-shirt…he looked strangely familiar…

"MISS UNE!! MISS UNE!! MISS UNE!!" he bounced up and down joyfully, his plait swinging gaily behind his back…. plait?! She stared at him for a few moments. Did Duo have a love child he forgot to mention? Hmm… she really wouldn't put it past him…

"Wait till Hilde hears about this," she said to herself as she went over to pick up mini-Duo.

"Wait till I hear about what?" Hilde appeared in the doorway. She caught a glance of the playful little creature in Lady Une's arms.

"OH!" she squealed. "HOW ADORABLE!" she rushed over and snatched him off Lady Une. "What's your name, little man?" she asked.

"Duo!" he giggled.

"WHA-?!"she exclaimed in surprise, and accidentally dropped him on top of the next unfortunate person to walk in…

"MAXWELL!" tiny China man (aka Wufei) sorry, randomness just happens =P howled in anger, as he struggled to climb out from beneath Duo's ass.

"Hehe, that was fun! Do it again! Do it again!" Duo squealed, bouncing up and down, forgetting that Wufei was still underneath him.

"Ow! OW! OW!" Wufei yelled after Duo landed each time in a different place of his spine. Lady Une winced as she heard the cracks, and hastily snatched Duo up off Wufei.

"Oh… hehe…" Duo said as he saw the bemoaning figure of Wufei on the ground, still trying to straighten out his spine. "Sorry Wuf-wuf!"

"Don't… call…me…that!" Wufei hissed through gritted teeth

"Wuf-wuf! Wuf-wuf! It's just like a dog! Wuf-wuf! Wuf-wuf!" Duo antagonsized Wufei relentlessly. Obviously the 'dog' thing was a bit too far for Wufei and he launched into attack on Duo. Grabbing his plait, he mounted onto Duo's back and started to ride him like a horse.

"How you like that eh? How you like being a common animal?" Wufei taunted.

"I think it's cool!" Duo started galloping on all fours in circles. After a few minutes, and with Une too busy trying to keep Hilde from fainting, Duo stopped suddenly, with Wufei still on his back looking very sick indeed but Duo showed no signs of ill-effect.

"Neeiiiggghhhh!" Duo brayed and baked up onto his "hind legs" imitating a horse, throwing poor unfortunate Wufei off. Duo then turned to where he was lying on the floor trying to tide over his nausea and started licking Wufei's face.

"Now I'm a doggie!" Duo squealed

"Get OFF ME YOU BAKA!" Wufei yelled.

"Okay then," Duo desisted, still beaming. "But now you gotta lick me!" ok is it just me or is my mind getting worse?!

"Duo! There you are!" Sally rushed in and picked him up. "Sorry you guys, he kinda got away from me. Naturally Wufei followed, with the vow to hunt him down and reclaim his 'honour' and the rest of the story tells itself I think…"

"Oh dear…" Noin hurried to where Wufei was still lying on the floor. "He looks sick…" she prodded him lightly with her finger and got a small moan. "Reeeaaally sick"

"Here," Sally threw her a pill bottle towards Noin, "give him two of these, he should be right"

"Okay," Noin popped open the bottle and gave Wufei two tablets. Immediately he perked up, looking all smiley and radiant.

"I think they worked Sally," Noin smiled. But that smile disappeared a moment later, when Wufei (still smiling and radiant) threw up his lunch onto the carpet.

"Oh no!" Une quickly grabbed the still smiling Wufei and shoved him in the toilet. For a few minutes after that they heard the sound of flushing toilet and Wufei coughing. By this time, the rest of the chibis had come inside. Wufei came out of the toilet, still smiling.

"Wufei, what's there to smile about? You've just been throwing up for the past five minutes or so," Trowa said.

"I don't know. I really want to kill that baka Duo but for some reaon I'm feeling all happified and gladsome!" Wufei giggled

"I'm getting scared," Quatre whispered to Trowa.

"Noin, let me see the bottle," Sally asked. Noin tossed her the bottle and Sally's eyes widened as she read the label

"Oh no…look," she turned the bottle around so that everyone could read the label "I accidentally gave him happy pills!"

"Happy pills?"

"Well its meant for depression… adult depression… and they're only meant to take half a tablet per five hours…!"

"And I gave a five-year-old kid TWO!? Speaking of which, why are you carrying around depression tablets?" Noin asked inquisitively

"Heero"

"Ah"

"Yay…" Une muttered. "Two Duos"

"Two Duos?" Duo perked up and wriggled out of Une's arms. "Yay! Join the fun Wufei! You're like me now!" he exclaimed happily and grabbed Wufei's arms. "Ring-a-ring-a-rosie, a pocket full of posie, atishoo atishoo, we all fall DOWN!"

"Stop it Duo," Wufei giggled.

"Oh but you look like you're having fun there," Duo grinned and started again. "Ring-a-ring-a-rosie, a pocket full of posie, atishoo atishoo, we all fall DOWN!"

"Duo you baka," Wufei was still smiling. "Stop it or I will kill you!" he laughed rather cutely

"Wow…" Sally commented drily, "that threat has lost all impact"

"Who's threatening what now?" Heero walked in the door, clothed in a pair of old jeans and a sweatshirt.

"Oh don't worry," Sally sighed. "Say where did you get that outfit anyway? You look like a hobo…"

"Milliardo's old stuff," Heero grumbled, shooting a glare at Sally for that last comment.

"Speaking of which, where is he?" Noin inquired. Before he could reply, he was tackled down by Relena

"Heero!" she squealed, hugging him tightly around the neck.

"Agh, agh,… get it off me!" Heero flailed on the floor, trying to pry her 5-year-old fingers from around his neck. "Omae…o...korosu!" he choked out

"Oh Heero you're so sweet!" she said and hugged him even harder. His eyes bugged out and his face began to go blue from the lack of oxygen.

"Relena honey, let go of the scary hobo-man," Noin sniggered, "I think he's been through enough for today," she winked.

"Damn straight I have," Heero growled as he rubbed his red-sore neck as he stood up. "I swear there are going to be bruises there with her fingerprints. Me and Zechs will probably never be able to show ourselves in public again…"

"Really? I thought you did a pretty good job of that today," Noin sniggered. Heero glared. "Uh anyway…" she moved along quickly, "where's Milliardo?"

"Oh he's coming," Heero smiled a little to himself. Moments later, Milliardo stumbled in, still relatively naked and covered in roses.

"What the…?!" Noin asked bewildered.

"Hush, darling one," Milliardo told her, putting on a bravado voice. He took her hand and looked deep into her eyes. "Lucrezia Noin," he asked, sinking onto one knee, "would you do me the honour of… GODDAMN!!" he cursed in pain and quickly sprung back up and started howling in pain, pulling the roses out of his knee (he'd forgotten roses had thorns)

" 'Would you do me the honour of Goddamn?' Real classy proposal that was," Heero rolled his eyes.

"Shut UP Yuy! I didn't know roses had thorns!"

"So it's true what they say about blondes then… or well… not really, since your hair is more of a gravy brown right now…"

"Oh be quiet!" Milliardo yelled, frustration bubbles apearing across his face again. "Well what I'm trying to say is…

Noin, will you marry me?"

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A.N. Sorry for any typos or net lingo or made-up words… I am a very fast yet inaccurate typer and my spellcheck detests me (besides I'm working on school computers so yeah…), as for the net lingo, I am a massive net junkie and sometimes write assignments and stuff in total net lingo, then realize what I've done and have to go retype the whole thing (all my net lingo is saved into my Word dictionary at home)..oh well