A.N. BOOM! And I'm back, baby! Wow, I haven't updated for like 6 months….does anyone even care anymore? (Truth be told I don't really, but I'm bored and I just got a little inspiration for it, so why not try to revive a dead thing just for the hell of it lol)

Anyways, we last left Milliardo and Heero careering towards the ocean on top of a 4-wheel-drive full of kids while Noin went bridal shopping… and thusly begins..

Chapter 19 (wow can you believe I've written this much? I can't!)- Confession Atop A Rooftop!

"Milliardo, forget your stupid car! We have to save our asses! And those kids!" Heero yelled. Not waiting for a response, he took aim at the tyre closest to him and fired. "SHIT!" he cursed as the car took a dangerous dip in his direction, almost throwing him off.

"Haha, really smart move Heero," Milliardo cackled, laughing at Heero's "stupidity". Smirking, Heero fired at the wheel under Milliardo, almost throwing him off too.

"You crazybastaaard !" Milliardo shrieked. "Ach!" he shielded his face, as sparks started to fly from the hubcaps as they grinded against the rough asphalt.

"Ooh…!" Duo plastered his face against the window as he caught sight of the sparks flying. "Pretty, pretty colours! Hey!" he noticed that Heero and Milliardo were hanging off the side. "Hello Uncle Heero!" he took both hands off the steering wheel to wave at him as he fully pressed his face against the window to make that puffer-fish face look.

"ACK! My windows! Don't do that Duo!" Milliardo yelled at him, worried about his windows, obviously not seeing the bigger picture.

"Oh SHUT UP MILLIARDO!" Heero growled, having had it with Milliardo's obsession with his damn stupid car.

"Waaaaaaa!" the heard a wail from the seat and Milliardo looked in to see Relena in the back seat bawling her poor little eyes out.

"Oh my poor dear sister! Let me get to her!" he tried to claw his way to the front, almost shoving Heero off AGAIN. "Get lost Heero!" he yelled

"Hey I love your sister too!" Heero yelled, then going immensely red as he realized what he had just blurted out.

"Ha HA!" Milliardo yelled in triumph and was about to say something else, probably going to tease Heero about his little confession of love but was cut short as the car plunged over the jetty and into the ocean. (I can't believe they didn't think of that earlier!). "Aaaaaaaaaah!" he screamed as they plunged into deep water.

Working quickly, while Milliardo battled the monstrous seaweed, Heero shot the lock off the front door and quickly wrenched Duo away from the steering wheel, throwing him to Milliardo (still battling against the monstrous seaweed). Then he could see that Quatre and Wufei were operating the pedals. Resisting rescue, Wufei swum up to the surface himself while Quatre and Relena hung onto Heero for dear sweet life, giving Heero an interesting dilemma. Struggling with all his might, he managed to surface in the harbour, those two still gripped tightly onto his arms. Later, he knew, there would probably be a lot of bruises there. Milliardo was floating nearby, having given up on trying to detangle himself from the seaweed, as it only ensnared him even more. Whimpering, Relena slowly opened her eyes and screamed as she saw her brother, firstly with short hair, and secondly draped all over in seaweed. "SEA MONSTER!" she cried, gripping even tighter onto Heero's arm. Heero winced as he swore he heard a crack somewhere.

"Relena honey…" Milliardo spluttered, "ah splue splaa puek!" he choked as he choked on the seaweed which was draped over his face, scaring her even more.

"Oh stop it Milliardo!" Heero rolled his eyes, as her grip got even tighter. Damnit if only she showed this much strength during the war…

"Ooh, is it cos u luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve her?" Milliardo jabbed at him playfully.

Heero went a dark, dark crimson before picking up a pile of seaweed floating nearby and slinging it at Milliardo's face, hitting dead on.

"Why you little…!"

"Hey…" Heero noticed something while Milliardo was busy formulating the perfect seaweed missile. "Where's Trowa!"

"SHIT!" Milliardo dropped his missile, and dove underwater. He quickly swam down to his (still) sinking car, and, struggling with the door and finally managing to open it, quickly searched around inside… his eyes widened in shock and surprise as he realized that Trowa wasn't there. He choked as he realized that the air in his lungs was quickly dispensing, and he had not much time left before he drowned.

"Ach!" he cried, trying his hardest to twist the door open. "Damn this child lock!" he thought. "Argh I'm going to die in may car!"

-- Back on land--

"Trowa…where did everyone go?" Noin asked the small boy as she tottered out of the store, laden with many, many boutique bags full of luscious materials and rich surprises. Without saying anything, Trowa simply pointed out to the bay, where Noin could make out four little blobs floating in the water.

Rolling her eyes, Noin sighed as she started to sprint down the road. "I swear I always have to do this"

Heero waited for Milliardo to surface. When, after a while, he didn't, he began to…. No… worry about him!

Sighing, he shook Quatre and Relena off onto the bed of seaweed, and dove in after Milliardo.

Thanks to his powerful, powerful well toned calf muscles, Heero caught up to the car and saw Milliardo inside, frantically trying to escape. Seeing his hope and salvation (Heero) headed for him, he began to hit the windows with his palms desperately, mouthing "Heero! Help me!" As the 4-wheel drive started to sink at a more rapid rate, Milliardo became even more frantic. "Nooo! Heero!"

Heero shuddered… the scene from Titanic came to mind.

You're here, there's nothing I fear and I know that my heart will go on…!

"Heero, save me!"

We'll stay forever this way, you are safe in my heart and my heart will…

"I'm coming Milliardo!"

Go on and on!

He finally caught up to the car and released the door from the outside. Desperate for air, Milliardo quickly swam out of the car, and used Heero's head as a kind of launching pad to propel him to the surface, pushing Heero down.

"Mrrrmfh!" Heero gurgled in protest, instinctively grabbing onto Milliardo's leg to pull himself up again. Milliardo responded with a well-placed kick to his face and continued to push upwards.

Three minutes later they both broke the surface of the water to be greeted by most of the public, the paparazzi and worst of all, a scowling Noin.

Milliardo, wearing his designer outfit, made of heavy and luxurious material was getting waterlogged, unlike Heero whose green singlet and black spandex pants gave his plenty of manoeuvrability. Milliardo clung onto Heero for dear life.

"ZECHS! Get OFF ME!" Heero yelled as Milliardo began to drag him under again

"No! I must live!" Milliardo struggled and clung on to Heero even tighter, making the tabloid camera shutters go off at double speed.

"Milliardo! Off! Now!" Heero growled

"Oh yeah? Make me!" Milliardo challenged back. Heero grabbed a pile of seaweed threateningly. In retaliation, Milliardo grabbed his own pile.

"I dare you," Heero challenged.

Noin rolled her eyes. "Ahem"

Heero and Milliardo turned around slowly, handfuls of seaweed at the ready.

"Ehehehe…" sweatdrops ran down both their faces, as they realised they would soon meet their doom a la Noin.

"Hey Noin?"

A.N. Yeah another pointless chapter for anyone who is actually bothering to read this…. Which I'm guessing is like…no one –dies- Oh well it was worth a try