Flunky

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Chapter 2 - Stuck With You

Tifa quickly brushed her hair, grabbed her purse, put on some lipgloss and finally took her car keys and walked out the door. Most of her personal items were at Reno's, Elena's and Rude's house, since she was 'moving in' for a month. Anyway, Yuffie was holding one of her parties tonight, so Tifa decided to blow off some steam, before moving into her new 'crib' (as Reno put it).

Once Tifa arrived, she knocked on the door and found herself face to face with Yuffie. Yuffie gave a huge grin and opened the door properly so Tifa could walk in. There was probably half the school here, and thankfully, there were no teachers. Tifa swore out loud when she saw Reno walk towards her. Tifa was beginning to hate Yuffie's rule: Absolutely ANYONE can come.

"What?" She spat at him rudely.

Reno leaned against the door and watched as Yuffie had left them. "Well, seeing as you're probably going to ruin my time at the party, your orders are to go to my place in an hour." He told her bluntly with evil in his eyes.

Tifa's jaw dropped. Sure, she was his slave for a month, but now she has a curfew? She opened her mouth to say something, but he quickly walked off. She sighed and began looking for Yuffie. She just needed to tell her that she was leaving early because of her new 'master'.

At last, she spotted Yuffie who was trying to get Vincent to drink some alcohol. She had never seen him drunk and she wanted to see what it'd be like if he was.

"OH, come ON, VINNIE! It's just a drink- oh, heya Teef!" Yuffie turned her head and 'accidently' spilled the drink in Vincent's face. Vincent glared at her before walking towards the bathroom to wash his face.

"Hey Yuff, I've uh, gotta go in an hour, so yeah, I was just telling you because-" Tifa began before she was interupted.

"WHAT! Oh, come on, Tiffie! You might actually see Vinnie drunk! Oh and, I just wanna know, what'd Rennie-Ren-Ren want?" Yuffie said the Rennie-Ren-Ren part cheekily while giggling. Tifa was really getting annoyed at these nick names Yuffie kept saying. She gave a sigh and rolled her eyes.

"He just told me that as an order because I'm his flunky for a month. And it's because of Mr. Corneo's ahem, 'wild' interest in teenage girls...I need protection." She told Yuffie lamely.

Strangely, Yuffie gave her a confused look and rose both eye-brows.

"Corneo? Well, I think you've been scammed Teef, you see, Corneo moved away just a couple of hours after History yesterday." Tifa's eyes widened. No wonder Reno made it a whole month instead of a week or a fortnight, or something around that. "So, I don't know what's the point of being his flunky for a month. And I don't know why you wouldn't know, because everyone knew he was leaving a whole week ago." Yuffie continued. Tifa must've missed out on something if everyone else knew that Corneo was leaving, but when she was about to speak, Yuffie had turned around and jumped up and down.

"Oooh! There's Vinnie! Well, nice chattin' to ya, Tiff! OH, VINNIIIIIIEEEE!" Yuffie ran off towards Vincent and grabbed a large bottle of beer and shoved it in his face.

Tifa sighed and leaned against the closet door nearby. "Might as well- Hey, watch it!" Tifa was shoved in the closet which was now locked by some person who was doing horrifying dancing by 'ahem' swinging their hips a lot.

"Unh! Let. Me. OUT!" Tifa yelled out loud while pounding on the door. It was a bit dark, but you could get the slightest bit of light in there.

Tifa paused when she heard loud breathing beside her. She turned around and tilted her head.

"So, you got locked in here to, huh? Well, whoever you are." The voice said casually.

Tifa finally took a glance at the person and sighed annoyingly. It was Reno. It was to easy to know that it was him with his hair and the sapphire eyes. For some odd reason, they glowed very brightly in the dark. It made Tifa get a bit freaked, but soon she found herself calm down.

"You...don't know who I am?" Tifa asked trying to disguise her voice. She knew Reno hated Cloud, so she'd try her best impersonation of him for a little fun.

"No...but just answer one thing, are you by any chance, some chick?" Reno asked hopefully. Tifa rose an eyebrow in the dark and gave a fake cough.

"...No, this is Cloud." Tifa told him in her best Cloud-voice. Tifa heard Reno swear and just when he was about to give her a mighty big kick in the shins, she caught his arm. He looked at her hands oddly and gave her a look in the dark.

"What the hell? You're not Cloud...you're- oh crap, this is just as bad..." Tifa rose an eyebrow and crossed her arms against her chest.

"Why'd I have to be stuck with that Aerith chick..." She heard him mumble.

"Hell, I'm not Aerith! I'm Tifa!" Tifa told him while staring at the darkness.

"Oh, well at least it's someone who doesn't exactly annoy the shit out of me." He told her while fakely yawning.

"Wow, I feel like royalty..." She told him sarcastically. It was a long silence, until...

"OH, VINNIE!" Tifa and Reno heard in a closet beside them. Tifa's eyes turned extremely wide.

"Yuffie..." They heard Vincent mumble.

Reno rose an eyebrow at Tifa.

"My, my, my, Lockheart. I never knew you had such kinky friends." Reno told her amusingly.

Tifa cleared her throat and looked a bit embarrassed.

"T-They're not 'kinky'!" She told him while trying to find something to do so she wouldn't be to disturbed by, uh...you get the idea.

-Five minutes ago-

Yuffie tried her best to get Vincent to have a bit of alcohol. Everytime she forced him to come one of her parties, her main goal was to get Vincent drunk. Not that she wanted to take an advantage on him or anything...but she thought it would be funny seeing Vincent drunk.

"Pleeease Vinnie! Come on! A little sip won't hurt!" Yuffie whined dramatically.

Vincent sighed and shook his head again. He walked by a closet which was right next to Reno's and Tifa's and almost yelled when somebody had grabbed him and shoved him in the second closet. There was faint giggling that anyone would know. No...not Yuffie's, but Aerith's. Aerith always liked playing matchmaker, but now Vincent was almost scared as he saw Yuffie opposite of him in the closet.

"Vincent?" Yuffie cried out loud. Vincent almost gasped that for once, Yuffie had called him by his real name.

"Yes...?" He mumbled quietly.

"Ooh! Vinnie! I thought I was all alone!" She squealed through the darkness.

Vincent sighed annoyingly. He thought that the nick names were over.

"I'm sooo bored! What's there to do in a CLOSET?" She almost yelled out loud.

Vincent grumbled and shifted slightly.

"Oooh! I have an idea, let's play Spin the Bottle!" Yuffie said cheekily, trying to kill the bordem.

Vincent's eyes turned wide. Him and Yuffie were the only two in the closet, and that'd mean he'd have to kiss her. Of course, he wouldn't play if he had a choice, but if Yuffie had her turn first, and it landed on him, he'd be in trouble.

"I'll go first!"Yuffie told him quickly while grabbing an empty bottle from an extremly large pocket in her jacket.

She placed the bottle on the floor and spun it. Well, it just had to land on Vincent, didn't it?

Once the bottle top was pointing directly at Vincent, Yuffie gave a tiny smile and leaned over.

"OH, VINNIE! Don't be shy," She told him before leaning over, puckering her lips. Immediately, Vincent stood up and bumped his head on the incredibly short ceiling. He rubbed his head and slouched down.

"Yuffie..." Vincent grumbled in pain while still rubbing his head.

"Aw...I'm SO sorry, Vin-Vin!" Yuffie told him while tilting her head.

"Want me to kiss your boo-boos?" She asked jokingly.

Vincent winced in horror and backed away.

"N-No..." He grumbled loud enough for her to hear.

"Geez, I was just kidding, Vinnie!" She said before leaning back. Vincent began thinking of ways to bust out of this closet. He didn't even know how Yuffie persuaded him to go to her parties.

-Present time, with Reno and Tifa-

"So, who pushed you in here?" Tifa asked casually.

Reno sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Spike with his horrible 'HIPpy' dancing. Note the syllable HIP." He told her annoyingly.

Tifa frowned a bit.

"Cloud? Hip dancing? Unh, so that's who it was! Stupid bastard..." She swore out loud.

Reno rose an eyebrow and looked slightly amused.

"I had no idea that you had it in you to swear, Lockheart..." He told her while shifting uncomfortably. Tifa ignored his comment and rolled her eyes. She was very uncomfortable now. Since the closet was extra small, her and Reno's noses were almost touching.

"Uh, can you get your hand off my ass?" She asked while shifting.

"Aw, right when I get comfortable." He said with a grin before putting his hands in his lap.

"Wait, since when do I follow your orders? Apparently, you're my flunky." Reno said matter-of-factly.

"Well, that actually reminds me, CORNEO LEFT." She almost yelled in his face.

"Oh, so now you're saying that you want him to stay here?" Reno stalled while looking into the darkness.

"NO, I am saying, I quit as your flunky!" She shouted before giving a 'hmph'.

"Oh, but you can't do that." He began. She was about to say something, but he had placed a hand over her mouth. "You see, as my flunky, you agreed to be my slave for a month. And your stuff is already packed at my place, and you aren't the owner of the house. And, you do not have the keys. So to late...my little flunky." He flinched as he saw something red pour down his hand in the light. There was a tiny bit of blood pouring down where Tifa had bit him.

Little did she know, it would do so much damage. She gasped out loud and panicked.

"Oh, oh, oh! I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have done that, oh I'm such a jerk!" She cried out loud. Reno rose an eyebrow and smirked.

"Hey, no need to panick, I've have worse...you just bit me...extremely hard." He winced in pain a bit and gritted his teeth. Tifa saw this and ripped a bit of the material off of her skirt and wrapped it around his hand. Reno looked down where she had ripped her skirt.

"Uh...didn't you rip a bit to much?" He told her, still staring.

"Huh?" She asked dumbly. Apparently, she hadn't really noticed. She glanced down at her 'skirt' and swallowed. Maybe she shouldn't have turned her skirt into an EXTREMELY MINI skirt.

"Oops..." She muttered while turning red. She noticed Reno staring, so she gave him a punch on the shoulder.

"Owie..." He whined like a little kid.

"Oh, I'm sorry! Want me to kiss your boo-boo?" She asked sarcastically.

"That would be appreciated..." He mumbled out loud before leaning back. After a long silence, the two had fell asleep in the closet, hoping that someone would find them in the morning.