INTRODUCTION: PART 2
A/N: Yeah, I know, I know, this is ridiculously long awaited, and I COULD give you an explanation, but that would involve keeping you waiting. Enjoy!
P.S The rating will be changed to a T for this chapter. I don't know if it will be necessary for this chapter, but I'll do it anyway for the future.
The Mayor was absolutely flabbergasted. He couldn't believe it. It was absolutely ridiculous. How could every single god damned teenager in this town be so god damned stupid? It was unbelievable!
How could Kai think that pi spelt P I was some kind of exotic pastry with Very-Berries in it? How could Cliff think radical was spelt with 3 Zs, 5 Os, and an exclamation mark? And how could Jack, the city slicker, think that 50G + 50G 100G? (It's 1000G, duh).And, how the bloody hell, could Karen, who he'd been forced to test when she'd pinned him to the ground demanding for purple-vest-wearing-people's rights (she seemed a little tipsy) think, that Leonardo Da Vinci's most famous painting, the Mona Lisa, was a picture of a dancing banana with the words "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" written underneath in bold, yellow text?
The Mayor had no choice now. He had to do what the government was making him do. How could they make him send the poor kids away? Why, without them, the village would be so much quieter, Karen wouldn't make any rumours about him, he'd have no on challenging his position as Mayor for another year… after thinking of the consequences, the Mayor decided that sending the youth away was the best choice for "the kids" after all.
"Younger generation of Mineral Town!" the Mayor called out to the noisy crowd of teens in front of him, tapping a fork against a bottle of wine. The noise ceased to die from the crowd.
"Kids!" the Mayor yelled again, tapping ferociously at the jar. The crowd went on talking about rambling.
The Mayor, his face now as red as his crimson nose and an equally cherry coloured vein apparent on his forehead, smashed the bottle of wine on the table, causing a huge echo through the room.
"SILENCE!" he yelled fiercely. The crowd immediately shut up. The Mayor went on calmly.
"Dear, sweet children, I have gathered you hear today to tell you that you are all complete idiots, dolts, imbeciles, morons, and ignoramouses. You are all so terribly dumb, you are being shipped off to another island with one thing on it: a high school. You and the idiotic teenagers from other neighbouring villages, towns, valleys and homelands will be sent there until you have an average score together, of oh, let's say… 50 PERCENT! God, you people are dumber than Elli's dementing Grandma…"
at this point, Elli began to sniff heavily.
"… ah, what I meant to say was… any questions?"
Mary slowly and shyly raised her hand. Thomas smiled and pulled out a shotgun, pointing it at the timid librarian. The poor girl immediately lowered her hand, faster than Jack had run from Popuri the day his chicken "accidentally" fell into his oven.
"Good." The Mayor continued.
"Then without further ado, pack your bags and get to the beach as fast as you can with you're parents! They've already been told what is to happen. I bet I can beat you to the beach!"
"Goodbye, children", Thomas said bitterly, still annoyed at the fact that even though all the teenagers had to pack (with the exception of Cliff) they had still beat him to the beach… and he had used all of his precious energy up running there, too! Some people were so ungrateful, how many sacrifices he'd made for them… well, he'd get his revenge. He had a whole year to plan it, after all.
As the boat sailed off into the distance, the parents of the children of Mineral Town wept. They held white hankies, wiping away the tears poring out of their eyes, waving to their gifts from above. The boat turned a corner and was out of sight. From the boat, the younger generation could hear the shrieks of laughter and joy coming from Mineral beach, accompanied by the sound of champagne corks being popped (Karen briefly considered swimming back to the island at that point).
The youth of Mineral Town stared as their whole life was slowly left behind and out of reach of the boat that took them forward to a place they knew nothing about.
A/N: Yes, random it is. YAY! I FINALLY got the N64 version of HM! (That's partially the reason for the late update). Oh yeah, I know this chapter is short, but it's actually just the other chapter continued. I would have written it as one, but grade 9 camp kind of screwed that up. Anyway, it's time for the…
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