Chapter 1: The Field Trip

Shinto-Greek Half-breed & the Lightning Thief

Summary: Amaterasu was visiting the leaf village on the 13th anniversary of the defeat of the Nine Tails where she decided to check on her son after thirteen years of living alone from his birth but became angry with the leaf village after witnessing a mob beating her son to an inch of his life. After she saves him from an angry mob and decided to send him to his grandmothers' dimension.

Naruto will be god-like later on in the story but he will be strong.

The pairing will be a small harem of two girls who may have been overused but these two are my favorite characters from the books.

Pairing: NarutoXThaliaXSilena

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Percy Jackson. They belong to their respected owners.

Key:

"Hello" – Talking

'You have got to be kidding me!' – Thinking/scroll messages/book passages

"I'll kill you where you stand human!" – Demon talking

'I wonder if I should just eat those stupid humans' – Demon thinking

Rasengan – Jutsu/spell

(Road Trip) - Scene change

Story Start:

For the past three months Naruto adjusted to living in a world where he did not have to keep his guard up at night, but during his first couple weeks here he almost got run over by a car, took out a kunai when a siren went off on a parked vehicle, and got himself lost until he stumbled onto the building that the condo he woke up in.

During the second month he enrolled into a boarding school named "Yancy Academy" since in this world he still had to go to school which bummed him out that he had to go back to hell. And it was here that he found out that he had ADHD and Dyslexia. But he did make friends with his two roommates Percy Jackson, a black-haired boy with sea-green eyes who always seems to get in trouble a lot for stuff he would not do, and Grover Underwood, a crippled boy who had to use crutches to help him move around. He had a doctor's note to excuse him from Gym class for the rest of his life, but when enchilada day came he sprinted to the cafeteria like an Olympic runner.

Right now he was on a yellow school bus with twenty-eight mental-case and two teachers on a field trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to look at ancient Greek and Roman stuff. Mr. Brunner, the Latin teacher, was leading the trip so they had hope.

Mr. Brunner was this middle-aged guy in a motorized wheelchair. He had thinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed jacket, which always smelled like coffee. 'Probably from having to deal with the mental students he had to teach at Yancy all day.' Naruto thought to himself. You wouldn't think he'd be cool, but he told stories and jokes and let the class play games in class. He also had this awesome collection of Roman armor and weapons, so he was the only teacher whose class did not put Percy to sleep, but Naruto, who stayed awake in all his classes, helped Percy with his other classes.

Percy hoped that this trip would be better than earlier in his life.

Boy was he wrong

You see, bad things happen to Percy on field trips. Like during his fifth-grade school, when he and his class went to the Saratoga battlefield, he had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. He wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course he got expelled anyway. And before that, at his fourth-grade school, when he took a behind-the-scenes tour at the Marine World shark pool, he sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and the class took an unplanned swim. And the time before that… Well, you get the picture of what might happen.

This trip he hoped that this trip would not happen like his past mistakes.

Now he just jinxed himself without knowing it.

Naruto was just looking out the window with a bored look. He was wearing a red t-shirt under a black jacket that was opened to show his toned torso which, unfortunately for him, gained him what most men from his village fear the most…fangirls. He wore black jean pants and red Nike's with black laces.

All the way into the city, they put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckly, redheaded kleptomaniac girl, hitting Naruto's and Percy's best friend Grover in the back of his head with chunks of her peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich.

Grover has always been the target of bullying because of his physical disability. He cries when he gets frustrated and he must've been held back several grades, because he was the only sixth grader they knew with acne and the start of a wispy beard on his chin.

Anyway, Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of sandwich that stuck to his curly brown hair, and she knew that Percy couldn't do anything back to her because he was already on probation. The headmaster had threatened him with death of in-school suspension if anything bad, embarrassing, or even mildly entertaining happened on this trip. "I'm going to kill her" Percy mumbled. "It's okay. I like peanut butter." He said as he dodged another piece of Nancy's lunch. "That's it." Percy started to get up, but Grover pulled him back to his seat. "You're already on probation. You know who'll get blamed if anything happens." He reminded Percy.

"Only if I get caught." Percy smirked after seeing the gleam in Naruto's eyes as Grover tried to stop him but it was too late. "I would stop that if I was you little red if you know what's good for you." Naruto calmly threatened Nancy with a sweet smile and eye smile. "Why should I? And why are you defending them? You're too cool for them" Nancy said trying to hide her small blush. (AN: No Nancy is not going in the Harem this is just because she is one of Naruto's fangirls) 'Great she's one of the fangirls' Naruto thought with a mental shiver as he gained a slight black aura around him as his smile grew slightly bigger. "Because if you don't, I make sure no one would be able to find your corpse." Naruto said as the aura disappeared and he turned around and he continued to look out the window.

That stopped Nancy as she grew pale at Naruto's threat. "Thanks man." Percy said in relief as he looked at Naruto. "No problem I may not have anything against her but no one picks on my friends and gets away with it." Naruto told him as they pulled into the parking lot for the Museum.

Mr. Brunner led the museum tour as he rode up front of the class in his wheelchair, guiding them through the big echoey galleries, past marble statues and glass cases full of really old black-and-orange pottery. It blew Percy's mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years. "Percy, you'll catch a fly if you keep your mouth open like that." Naruto said to his shell-shocked friend who shook himself out of his trance and looked at Naruto.

"Sorry just amazed that all this stuff is old but looks like they were just built last week!" Percy exclaimed as he looked around. "That's because there are people out there that collect those stuff and try to repair them to see how they looked in the past." Naruto informed him. "Oh yea you're one of those fanatics." Percy said amused at Naruto for his knowledge and respect for the stuff on display. "Says they guy who sleeps in all his class except for Latin." Naruto shot back playfully as he and Percy chuckled.

Mr. Brunner gathered the students around a thirteen-foot-tall column with a big sphinx on top, and started telling them how it was a grave marker, a Stele, for a girl about their age. He told them about the carvings on the sides. Percy and Naruto were trying to pay attention, Percy because it was kind of interesting to him and Naruto because he wanted to know more about Greek Mythology, nut everybody around them were talking and every time Percy told them to shut up, the other teacher chaperone, Mrs. Dobbs, would give him the evil eyes.

Mrs. Dobbs was this little math teacher from Georgia who always wore a black leather jacket, even though she was fifty years old. She looked mean enough to ride a Harley right into your locker.

She had come to Yancy halfway through the year, when the last math teacher had a nervous breakdown. From her first day, Mrs. Dobbs loved Nancy and figured Percy was a devil spawn. She would point her crooked finger at him and say "Now honey," real sweet, and he and Naruto knew that he was going to get after-school detention for a month. Naruto she was neutral with although they seem to see some hate and some fear in her eyes when she looked at him.

One time, after she'd made him erase answers out of old math workbooks until midnight, he told Grover and Naruto that Mrs. Dobbs was not human at all. Grover looked at him very seriously and said "you're absolutely right." Naruto on the other hand just stared at Percy with a blank look and said "Percy, please don't be stupid and say things that will get you in even more trouble."

Mr. Brunner kept talking about Greek funeral art. Finally, Nancy snickered something about the naked guy on the Stele, and Percy turned around and said "Will you shut up?" It came out louder than he meant to. The whole class laughed while Naruto just face palmed, he may be friends with Percy there times he would get on his nerves. Mr. Brunner stopped his story and looked at Percy. "Mr. Jackson," he said "did you have a comment?"

Percy's face was red in embarrassment as he said "No sir." Mr. Brunner pointed at to one of the pictures on the Stele. "Perhaps you'll tell us what this picture represents?" A flash of relief appear in Percy since he recognized the lesson of it from Latin class. "That's Kronos eating his kids, right?" he said. "Yes," Mr. Brunner said, obviously not satisfied. "And he did this because…"

"Well…" he racked his brain to remember. "Kronos was the king god, and…"

"God?" Mr. Brunner asked.

"Titan" Percy corrected himself. "And…" Percy tried to remember but he could not find the answer. Naruto looked at Percy struggling and decided to help him out. "He did not trust his kids, who were the Olympian gods, due to a prophecy stating that one of his children will overthrow him like he did to his father and ate them one by one. But his wife, Rhea, hid their youngest child, Zeus, and gave him a rock instead, talk about a real rock head." He said getting a few chuckles. "And later, when Zeus grew to an adult, tricked Kronos his father into barfing his brothers and sisters with a mixture of wine and mustard."

"Ewww!" said the girls behind them. "And so the war between Kronos and his loyal titans against the Olympian gods and the rebelling titans had started and at the end of it all the gods emerged victorious." Naruto said to the class.

Snickers were heard from the group behind him.

Nancy mumbled to a friend "Like we're going to use this in real life. Like it' going to say on our job applications, 'please explain why Kronos ate his kids?'" "And why Mr. Jackson, Mr. Uzumaki," Mr. Brunner said "to paraphrase Miss Bobfit's excellent question, does this matter in real life?"

"Busted," Grover muttered. "Shut up," Nancy hissed, her face even brighter than her hair.

At least Nancy got packed, too. Mr. Brunner was the only one who ever caught her saying anything wrong. He had radar ears.

Percy thought about the question, but shrugged when he didn't know the answer. "I don't know, sir" Mr. Brunner looked at Naruto. "I would have to say that do not let power corrupt you when given a high position and to not repeat history." Naruto answered getting a satisfied look from Mr. Brunner. "I see." Mr. Brunner said. "Well, half-credit, Mr. Jackson and full-credit, Mr. Uzumaki. And since the gods were immortal, they have been living and growing up inside their father's stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him into pieces with his own scythe, and scattered the remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it's time for lunch. Mrs. Dobbs, would you lead us back outside?"

The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys pushing each other around and like idiots. Grover, Naruto and Percy were about to follow when Mr. Brunner said "Mr. Jackson," Percy told his friends to continue on ahead.

(With Grover and Naruto)

The class gathered on the front steps of the museum, where they could watch the foot traffic along Fifth Avenue. Overhead, a huge storm was brewing, with clouds blacker than anyone had ever seen over the city. Naruto figured it was global warming or something, because the weather across New York State had been weird since Christmas. They had massive snow storms, flooding, and wildfires from lightning strikes. Naruto wouldn't be surprised if this was a Hurricane blowing in.

Nobody else seemed to notice. Some of the guys were pelting pigeons with Lunchables crackers, which Naruto just mumbled idiots. Nancy was trying to pickpocket from a woman's purse, and, of course, Mrs. Dobbs wasn't seeing a thing.

Naruto and Grover sat down on the edge of the fountain, away from the others. They thought that maybe if they did that, everybody wouldn't know they were from hat school – the school for loser freaks who couldn't make it elsewhere. They saw Percy walk out the building and make his way towards them and sat down next to Grover.

"Detention?" Grover asked. "Nah," Percy replied "Not from Brunner. I just wished he'd lay off me sometimes. I mean – I'm not a genius."

"Okay one, the reason he does not lay off is because he wants you to succeed in his class and two, you're just noticing this now?" Naruto said to Percy adding a joke at the end about his "not a genius" comment. Grover didn't say anything for a while. Then, when he thought they were going to give him some deep philosophical comment to make him feel better, Grover said "Can I have your apple?" Percy gave him the apple thinking about something.

"Penny for your thought?" Naruto said seeing Percy's distracted look. "Oh just thinking about my mom back home. We're near the apartment she lives in with smelly Gabe." Percy said thinking about his mom. "So she's still with that poor excuse of a walrus?" Naruto asked his friend. "Yea and I haven't seen her since Christmas." Percy said just wanted to get up and just go home to see his mother again.

Mr. Brunner parked his wheelchair at the base of the handicapped ramp. He was eating celery while reading a paperback novel. A red umbrella stuck up from the back of his chair, making it look like a motorized café table.

Percy was about to unwrap his sandwich and Naruto about to eat his own sandwich when Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of Percy with her ugly friends – they guessed she gotten tired of trying to steal from tourists – and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover's lap.

"Oops." She grinned at Percy with her crooked teeth. Her freckles were orange, as if somebody sprayed painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

Percy stood up and the next thing he knew she was in the fountain drenched. "Percy pushed me!" she screamed as Mrs. Dobbs seemed to have materialized next to them.

Some of the other kids were whispering what they saw. "Did you see…"

"…The water…"

"…like it grabbed her…"

Percy and Naruto, who also seen what happened, didn't know what they were talking about. All they knew was that Percy was in trouble again.

As soon as Mrs. Dobbs was sure poor little Nancy was okay, promising to get her a new shirt at the museum gift shop, etc., etc., Mrs. Dobbs turned towards Percy. There was a triumphant fire in her eyes, as if Percy had done something she'd been waiting for all semester.

"Now, honey…"

"I know" Percy grumbled interrupting her pissing her off even more. "A month erasing workbooks." That wasn't the right thing to say.

"Come with me," Mrs. Dobbs said. "Wait!" Grover yelped. "It was me. I pushed her."

Percy and Naruto stared at him in shock. They could not believe that he was trying to cover for Percy. Mrs. Dobbs did not seem to care and just gave him a death glare.

She glared at him so hard his whiskery chin trembled.

"I don't think so, Mr. Underwood," she said.

"But…"

"You…will…stay…here."

Grover looked at Percy desperately. "It's okay man," Percy told him. "Thanks for trying."

"Honey…Now." Mrs. Dobbs barked at him.

Nancy smirked at him. Percy gave her his deluxe I'll-kill-you-later look then pointed. Nancy looked at where he was pointing at and saw Naruto with an eye smile and smiling sweetly with the black aura around him again as he cracked his knuckles. She grew pale and ran to the far side of the staircase to get away from Naruto as possible.

Percy then turned to face Mrs. Dobbs, but she was not there. She was already standing on the top of the stairs in front of the museum's entrance way gesturing impatiently at him to hurry up.

How'd she get up there so face?

Percy has moments like that often, when his brain falls asleep or something, and the next thing he knows he missed something, as if a puzzle piece fell out of universe and left him staring at the blank place behind it. Naruto would sometimes whack him in the head for thinking too deep into something which would just confuse Percy even more. The school counselor told him this was part of the ADHD, my mind misinterpreting things.

Percy and Naruto was not sure if that was the case.

Percy went after Mrs. Dobbs as Grover watched him go looking very pale as he took glances at Mr. Brunner wanting him to notice what's happening, but Mr. Brunner was too absorbed in his novel to notice.

Naruto put a hand on Grover's shoulder to calm him down. "Don't worry Grover he'll be fine but could you wait here I have to go to the restrooms." He said as he also walked into the museum.

(With Percy)

As soon as Percy entered the museum, he thought Mrs. Dobbs was going to make him buy a new T-shirt for Nancy at the gift shop. But apparently, that was not the plan when they walked right passed the shop and walked deeper into the museum.

When they finally stopped, they were back in the Greek and Roman section of the building. It was empty with the exceptions being Mrs. Dobbs and I at the moment.

Mrs. Dobbs stood with her arms crossed in front of a big marble frieze of the Greek gods. She was making a weird sound in her throat, like growling. Even without the noise, Percy was getting nervous. It's weird that you are alone with a teacher, especially if it's Mrs. Dobbs. Something about the way she looked at the frieze, as if she wanted to pulverize it.

"You've been giving problems, honey," she said.

I did the safe thing. I said, "Yes ma'am"

She tugged on the cuffs of her leather jacket. "Did you really think you would get away with it?" The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil. 'She's a teacher,' Percy thought nervously. It's not like she's trying to hurt him, right?

Percy said, "I'll…I'll try harder, ma'am."

Thunder shook the building. "We are not fools, Percy Jackson," Mrs. Dobbs said. "It was only a matter of time before we found you out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain." Percy didn't know what she was talking about. All he could think of is when the teachers somehow found out about the illegal stash of candy he'd been selling out of his dorm. 'Naruto did tell me that I was going to get caught, why did I ignore him?' he thought. Or maybe they had realized I got his essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book, which Naruto was very annoyed about, and now they were going to take away his grade. Or worse, they were going to make him read the book, although he gets the feeling his friend Naruto will beat them to the punch.

"Well?" Mrs. Dobbs demanded.

"Ma'am, I don't…"

"Your time is up," she hissed.

Then the weirdest thing happened. Her eyes began to glow like coals from a BBQ picnic. Her fingers stretched, turning into talons. Her jacket melted into large, leathery wings. She wasn't human that was for sure. She was a shriveled hag with bat wings and claws and a mouth full of yellow fangs, and she was about to slice him to ribbons. Percy did the only thing that anyone else would've done in this situation…he screamed.

(With Naruto)

Naruto was walking through the halls after finding the restrooms but he got lost from the words on the signs swimming around. Just pissed him off.

Suddenly, he heard a girly scream. "That must be Percy. Only he would scream like that." Naruto said as he started running towards where the screaming is coming from.

(With Percy)

Percy was backing up from what used to be Mrs. Dobbs. "Where is the Lightning Bolt?!" she demanded as she went for another strike but then was kicked in the face by Naruto as she flew back and hit the wall hard cracking it.

"Percy what's going on here and where's Mrs. Dobbs?" he asked the panicking boy. Percy points at the thing that he kicked and said. "That's Mrs. Dobbs." Naruto's eyes grew wide for a second as he looked at the fury that was getting up. 'Damn that kick was strong enough to break a boulder.' Naruto thought as he dodged a strike and stabbed it in the chest with a kunai. Mrs. Dobbs screeched in pain then roared in anger and kicked Naruto away. He flipped and landed next to Percy. "Got any ideas?" Percy asked frozen in fear. "One but you have to promise not to tell anyone, got it?" Naruto said as Percy nodded.

Naruto started to go through hand seals for a Jutsu his mother left in a seal of the letter she left. 'Hope this works.' Naruto thought as he gathered chakara to his lungs.

Fire style: Great Fireball Jutsu

After he gathered enough chakra, he took a deep breath and launched a big fireball made out of black flames at Mrs. Dobbs.

The fury's eyes widened in shock and a little bit of fear as she dodged the attack.

Naruto cursed under his breath after seeing his attack missed his target. Percy was staring at Naruto in shock and awe believing that he could be a secret superhero. Naruto looked at Percy gaping at him and grew a tick mark "Pay attention or you'll get killed." He said.

He was right, Mrs. Dobbs looked like she was about to go in for the kill with Percy being distracted. That is until a familiar person arrived to break him out of his stupor.

Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding two pens in his hands and tossed them to the boys.

"What ho, boys!" he shouted as Mrs. Dobbs lunged at them. With a yelp from Percy and a grunt from Naruto, dodged the attack as they caught the pens and clicked the pens from instinct.

The ballpoint pen in Percy's hand then become a sword, the bronze sword Mr. Brunner always used on tournament day. The click pen in Naruto's hand became something entirely different then Percy's. It was a Machete that had red cloth on the handle for comfort to the user and the blade itself was bronze-orange with black flames on the side and a spike on the back of the blade near the tip.

Mrs. Dobbs spun towards them with a murderous look in her eyes. Percy's knees felt like jelly and his hands were shaking so much that he almost dropped the sword. Naruto meanwhile was just tightening his grip on his weapon with determination in his eyes.

"Die, honey's!" she snarled.

And she flew straight at them. Absolute terror ran through Percy's body and did the only thing that came naturally: he swung the sword. Naruto went for a downward slash.

Percy's blade hit her left shoulder all the way to her right hip while Naruto's blade sliced from the top of her head to the bottom of her neck splitting it.

Mrs. Dobbs then became a sand castle in a power fan. She exploded into yellow powder, vaporized on the spot, leaving behind nothing but the smell of sulfur and a dying screech and a chill of evil in the air, as if she was still there glaring at them with her glowing red eyes.

They were alone.

There was the ballpoint pen in Percy's hand while a click pen was in Naruto's.

Mr. Brunner was nowhere to be seen, with Naruto thinking on asking him to teach him how to do that. No one was there with the exception being them.

Percy's hands were still trembling while Naruto was still calm and relaxed. Percy wondered if his lunch was contaminated with magic mushrooms or something. Had they imagined the whole thing?

They went back outside. It had started to rain as they saw Grover sitting at the fountain still with a museum map tented over his head as a makeshift umbrella. Nancy was still standing there, soaked from her swim in the fountain, grumbling to her ugly friends. When she saw Percy, she said, "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your butt." Percy was confused and asked, "Who?" Naruto looked around as if something was suspicious.

"Our teacher, duh!"

Percy blinked. They had no teacher named Mrs. Kerr. He asked Nancy what she was talking about. She just rolled her eyes and turned away.

He asked Grover where Mrs. Dobbs was.

"Who?" he said.

He paused and looked away from them, so Percy thought he was messing with them while Naruto grew even more suspicious.

"Not funny man," Percy told him. "This is serious."

Thunder boomed overhead. They saw Mr. Brunner sitting under his red umbrella, reading his book, as if he did not leave that spot ever.

They went over to him. He looked from his book a little distracted, "Ah, that would be my pens, they must've fallen out. Thanks for finding them Mr. Jackson, Mr. Uzumaki." They handed him the pens back. Percy didn't realized they were still holding them while Naruto raised an eyebrow after hearing Mr. Brunner say he 'lost them'.

"Sir," Percy said, "where's Mrs. Dobbs?"

He stared at Percy blankly, "Who?"

"The other chaperone. Mrs. Dobbs. The pre-algebra teacher."

He frowned and sat forward, looking mildly concerned. "Percy, there is no Mrs. Dobbs on this trip. As far as I know, there has never been a Mrs. Dobbs at Yancy Academy. Are you feeling alright?"

Percy looked dumbfounded like the world is changing and he's the only one that knew. Naruto narrowed his eyes in thought 'Something is going on here. But why is it only happening to Percy and I?' he thought to himself.

Percy wondered if they had entered the Twilight Zone. Naruto had a glint in his eyes ready to get to the bottom of this.

Chapter End

There you go the first chapter of the story. And yes Naruto may have been less laid back but he will be later when he enters the camp where he'll be both laid back and smart. And no that his not a hint to his grandmother. Well I hope you like this and forget to R&R.

Peace