SSAHC: Hi peoples!
People: Hi...
SSAHC: COME ON! I mean, REALLY. And this is all I get for my new chapter... /cries/ I don't like you people no more!
Riku: Does that mean we're free to go?
CI: NEVAH!
Riku//Joins SSAHC/
Sora//gets da tape-o-doom off his face./ YAY! I GOT THE TAPE-O-DOOM OFF MY FACE! YAY!
MD: Okay. SSAHC doesn't own Kingdom Hears-
SSAHC: YES I DO!
MD: Whatever... /whispers/ SSAHC doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or anything you recongnize to be a prodouct of today. She does own the things she made up. Like the story, the plot, and some characters. Like Jessie.
Ansem: DARK! (Translation: Enjoy!)
Code:
I'm too lazy. Look at chapter one. SORRY!
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Chapter two: Boring Busyness
-On Earth-
"I'm home." called Sora as he entered the doorway. He was ready to explain the numerous scrapes and bruses. All he would say was that he fell down the stairs. Or something like that. He wouldn't let his mom know that he got beat up again.
Though when he got to the kitchen, there was only a note on the fridge.
It went:
'Sora,
I had to go out on a busness trip. I'll be back in a couple of weeks Take care.
Love, Mom.'
"Great." he said to himself. It was more sarcastic than joyful.
He went upstairs to do his homework.
-Jessie's POV-
"Unnn..." My head hurt. Bad.
I had never been to earth. I heard some bad things about it, but some good things too.
"What in the world am I sposta' do?" God hadn't told me. As I got up to look around, a letter landed on my head.
"What the..." I opened it, looked it over, and then looked at the picture. According to the note, my new 'friend' was a 15 year old boy named Sora. What a girly name. He lived in New York. I wonder how 'new' it is...
And... We're off!
I was about to go when I remembered something from the note: "Try to remain invisible to other people."
"Ooooookaaay..."
I got myself invisible and set off.
-Some time later.-
"F...fh...fine...ah...lly..finally..." I panted. It was a long flight and I was beat. I circled the house to find an opening. One of the widows were wide open. Inside was the boy.
I flew in.
"God," I whispered outside, "give me a sign if I should let Sora see me."
A sudden gust of wind blew a peice of paper into my face. It said: 'Yes'.
What is it with him and paper?
Sora looked up at the gust of wind and saw me. Well, he saw the paper suspended there... not moving...
"Well," I thought. "It's now or never." I would have perfered never.
I showed myself.
"Wh...wha...uh...wh..." He was stuttering so much, I thought I'd get it over with.
"Hi!" I said in my most cheerful voice. "I've never done this before... but... I'm Jessie! I'm your gaurdien angel! And you are..."
"S-s-s-Sora." He seemed to be getting the hang of it. Progress! Yay! I like progress! Progress makes the world go round!
"Nice to meet you, Sora." I said. Extending a hand.
He didn't take it. How rude!
"What kind of joke is this? Are you with Clayton?" He was asking questions like that at a mile a minute. I couldn't answer.
"No joke, Sor. Watch." And with that, I jumped up into the air and started to beat my wings. They still hurt from all that flying.
"I must be going insa-" He started. But got cut off.
'Ding, dong.' I was guessing that it was his door bell... Uh, oh...
Sora just kept staring at me. It felt weird. I had to do something. That ringing was driving me insane.
"You know how rude it is to keep someone waiting at the door? Especially when it's raining?" I said, pointing outside. It was raining. I didn't do it, either.
"Huh? Oh, yah..." He snapped into reality again. Then he added, "And when I come ba- No. Wait. Stay there! If Riku can see you, then I'm not insane." Joy.
He went downstairs to get the door. It was probably a friend. Well. I can't let him see me.
Now. It doesn't take as much energy to be invisible to all as it does to be visible to only one person and invisible to the rest. But it had to be done. It would probably be a little fun too...
I heard foot steps and Sora saying "You got to see this Riku! I think it's an angel or something! Come on!" How dence could he get? I mean, I TOLD him I'm his gauriden angel. Come ON!
Then there was another voice saying "Sora, I think you flipped your lid or something."
I got ready as soon as they entered the room.
The new boy's aqua green eyes scanned the room, but found nothing. I smiled to myself. Sora, however, was just staring right at me.
"See, Riku? I told you! I tol-"
"There's nothing here." Said the boy, while he flipped his sholder length silver hair. "I knew it. You did crack."
Sora just pouted. "I'm sure she's here. Her name's Jessie. And... I'm stairing right at her..."
"Fine. I'll play your game, Sora." He walked up about three feet away from me, and said to thin air, "How do you do, Jessie? I'm Riku."
"Riku?"
"Yah Sora?"
"She's over there."
"Ah... Okay then." He came right in front of me, even thought he didn't know it, and said, "Hi. I'm Riku." As he extended his hand to what he thought was thin air.
I didn't want Riku to feel left out. So being the oh so generous angel I am, I grabbed Riku's hand and shook it.
"How do you do? I'm Jessie." I said while letting myself become visible. Riku just backed away. Stunned.
"SEE? I told you! And you didn't beleve me!" gloated a happy Sora.
Just then, I heard music.
"Oh, it's mine." Said Riku, while pulling this thin... uh... thing out of his back pocket. He flipped it open and started talking. Weird.
"Okay mom. I'll be back." He said. He flipped it closed again.
"It was my mom. I gotta get back. See ya Sora. Jessie." He said and went.
"What was that thing?" I asked perplexed (OMG! I SPELLED 'PERPLEXED' RIGHT! AND ITS LIKE A SUPER LONG WORD! PARTY! WHOOT/does da 'macarena' and 'the chicken dance'./).
"You don't know what a cellphone is?" Asked Sora.
"Nope. Oh, and what's that?" I asked, pointing to this black box on a table.
"You don't know a TV either? Don't you know anything?"
"Well," I said. "I'm talking to you. Aren't I? I just don't know all this stuff humans have."
"Oh... Uh... THIS," he said, pointing to this black box, "Is a TV. Here." And he turned it on.
There was this funny looking person with grey hair. In fact, the whole room, including people, was black and white. Now THAT you don't see every day... The lady was crying, but they way she did it was funny. I think she was faking it.
There was another person next to her saying, "Oh Lucy, you've got to stick up for yourself!" (If u haven't guessed, da show is "I Love Lucy". The chanel Sora was on was having reruns. It's like 2006 in da fic.) There was only one thing going through my mind.
"We've got to help those people!" I started trying to get through to them, but there was a berrier blocking me.
"You can't get in there. TV just shows imiges. There are actors playing as those people." explained Sora.
"Ah."
That being cleared up, the next thing on my mind was FOOD.
"Are you hungry?" asked Sora.
"Yes. Very. Do you know how long it took to get here?" I asked. "A gazilion hours!" Okay. Maybe I was exagerating a little... much... too much... OH WELL!
"Come down and choose something." He said. And with that, he went downstairs. I followed. We got in to what I think is the kitchen. He took a bunch of... stuff... out.
"You want pizza?" He asked. What? Sounds forgen...
"Uh... Sure." I said. I've gotta take a chance now and then.
He put it in a oven and we waited. We talked for a bit. Like, how something worked. Like "cell-phones" are used to talk to people far away. Without telepathcy(SP?). And "com-put-ters" are used for almost everything! You can send mail SUPER fast, write stuff without a pen, color pictures, everything! After about a half an hour, the "pizza" was done. Sora took it out of the oven and cut it. I took some. It. Was. GREAT!
"This is really good!" I said. I don't know why, it just was!
I think this is going to work out all right.
I hope.
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SSAHC: Well? What ya think? Wuz it good?
Sora: Well... I think it su-/Riku puts his hand over Sora's mouth./
Riku: It was great! (He's lying people)
Ansem: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRKNESSSSSSSSSS! (Translation: WHEN AM I GOING TO GET A PART! No fair...(T.T))/runs off and sobs in a corner./
MD: Remember, revew! But no big flames. Only good stuff and little flames. And ideas! Need those ideas! Oh, tell if you want to be a disclaimer. I think it's in chapter one...
CI: We need ideas and suggestens! Oh, hey SS.
SSAHC: Yah?
CI: Let me see your male worker!
SSAHC: What's that you say?
CI: Let me see your male worker!
SSAHC//pretends to flatten her hair/ How's my hair? H-how's my hair?
MD: SMOOOOOKE ON THE WATER! Down down down/clap, down down dowown/clap, down down down/clap, down dowwwwwwwwwwn/clap, clap! Down down down/clap, down down dowown/clap, down down down/clap, dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn dowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn//lot of clapping/
Riku: We're knights of the round table. Our shows are for-mid-able...
Ansem: Like a surgen! HEY! Cutting for the very first time...
Sora: O.o;;; Am I the only sane person here?
DisimbodiedVoice: Yeah. Pretty much...