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I Can't Stand You

How, can I, Draco Malfoy, be in all of this deep shit. She's so annoying. For the past week, she's been sitting at this damned table-READING-I mean, couldn't get any better than that for her. It's like a Christmas present for her. New books. Whoop-di-fucking-doo. Draco sat around the table, pushing his food around on his plate, trying his best not to scream at Hermione for just sitting there reading her mind away. She was such a nuisance to him. Can't she just eat her breakfast like a normal fucking human being?

Slamming his fork against the plate, he stood up, arms on table looking down at Hermione, who was more than pleased to see that he was angry.

"You know, Granger. You are so fucking god damn annoying. Why do you need to read around this damn table? We need to get to know each other, sadly enough, before the end of this fucking month and you just sit there as if there's not a care in the world!" screamed Draco.

Hermione placed her book down, closed it and looked at him.

"Seems like you have a bit of a temper." Getting up, she looked at him eye to eye and spoke, "I don't care who you are, Draco Malfoy. I don't care what your fucking bloodline is. You have no right to scream at me. If you want to get to know me, you ask you damn asswipe." said Hermione with much more willpower in her voice than he did.

Taken aback by what she had to say, he sat himself down slowly and pressed his lips together. "Fine."

"Fine." Sitting down, she pushed her plate away from her and waited for him to talk.

"You know what? I have an idea. Better than Dumbledore's." said Draco smirking. "You come back here, before we have duty. We play a game to get to know each other. Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to wait for the name of the game." He said smirking still.

Getting up, he put his plate away in the sink and walked out of the kitchen to his first class of the day.

The day went on as usual and before Hermione knew it, it was already nearing eight that night. For some reason, the day felt like it flew right by. She walked into her dormitory and saw none other than Draco laying down on the couch in front of their fireplace. She walked over and stood in front of him.

"What's the name of the game, Malfoy?" she said outright.

He smirked and sat up. "It's called Hush Little Baby."

"What?" asked Hermione confused. "There's no such thing." she exclaimed proudly.

"Sure there is, Granger. Blaise and I made it up over the summer vacation. Anyway, as I was saying." he said as he rose up from his seat and looked at her. "It's like Truth or Truth, but we can also push in a dare into the truth. If I find out that you're trying to make me do a dare while telling the truth, you have to drink."

"That's sounds complicated."

"Not taking up on a challenge, Granger?" smirked Draco. "I knew you wouldn't. Fine, there's another version of Hush Little Baby. Truth or Dare, no exceptions at all. Lie or refusing to do the dare results in you drinking."

"I don't like the sound of drinking."

"You don't like the sound of anything." scoffed Draco as he sat back down. "Which one will it be then?"

She stared down at him and came to the decison Hush Little Baby: Truth or Dare. She sat down on the floor in front of him, where he was sitting on the couch.

"Alright. Have you ever drank before, anyway?"

"Yes."

Draco's eyes widened just a slight tad, as to not show that he was surprised by her actions and asked her what she liked.

"Vodka. Or there's this one that makes me feel all fuzzy inside, Alize."

Bursting out in utter laughter, Draco was tearing. "D-Did you just s-say fuzzy in-inside!" asked Draco, still laughing.

She covered her mouth and laughed at him. "Yes. Have a problem with that Malfoy?"

Recovering, Draco shook his head and poofed up some Alize and conjured up some glasses to go along with it. He poured the liquid into the glasses and handed one to Hermione.

"I need to see the fuzziness in effect." He started laughing again and she just smiled at his ease of coming out of his shell. She liked this Draco, but it couldn't last for long.

"Ahem."

"Oh." Draco stopped laughing and controlled himself. "So, ladies first then."

"Alright. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare of course." said Draco rolling his eyes. He leaned back into the couch and waited for the dare that she would throw at him.

She smiled widely, put down her glass and walked over to the potrait door. "Since you think your the master of dares, Malfoy. I dare you to run outside of these corridors and I will be watching, unfortunately for myself, wild and in the NUDE."

Draco's jaw dropped as she continued on.

"Oh and if you come across a female teacher, you must and I repeat must," she was now laughing as she talked. "try and seduce them. No back downs. Don't do it and I make you drink more than you can take."

Clenching his jaw, he couldn't back down from this first dare. It was daring of course, but it came from Hermione Granger. Someone he thought would give him, go put your ass on the kitchen stove and sit there while the fire's on. But no, he gave her something unthinkable by her nature and in some strange sort of a way, he liked it.

AN: Um. Yeah, I got confused. Hey! It was like dark outside and I fell asleep on the keyboard. Sorry. :)
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