Ok here's my new story. Have you guys ever heard the old song "anything you can do I can do better"? well, strangely enough, that's where I got the idea for this story lol:
Disclaimer: no I don't own stargate, the characters, and all that good stuff (although I wish I did)
Plot: Sam and McKay have a "sing-off"
Enjoy
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Sam Carter in the mess hall having a nice meal of tea and blue jell-o.
SG-1 had just gotten back from a mission as usual. This time, their job was to locate a Tok'ra spy who was posing as a Jaffa and get him to safety which they managed to do with a few scrapes and bruises.
She took a sip of her tea, and was just about to put a spoonful of jell-o in her mouth when she heard from behind her,
"My, my, my! Aren't we sexy as ever today!"
She dropped the spoon back in the cup, shut her eyes, and through clenched teeth asked,
"What are you doing here McKay!"
"Ah! Well, first its DR. McKay to you, and I came by just to see you."
"McKay!" came the annoyed reply.
"Alright! Well, General Hammond asked that I come down to help you work on the Shield Enhancement Generator," he replied looking put out.
"Why?"
"Because, my DEAR Samantha, you are much to tired to work on it yourself."
"Am not!"
"Are too!" he proceeded to start walking away.
Sam turned back to the table.
McKay bent down and whispered in her ear,
"…plus, everyone knows I'm better than you,"
Sam quietly sang "Anything you can do I can do better!"
"I can do anything better than you!" McKay sang back as he walked away.
On his way out of the mess hall they both started sing/shouting "no you cant!" "yes I can!" until he was finally out of sight.
Sam looked around and noticed she was getting a lot of stares. She sat down hard with a grunt of frustration and tried to resume eating.
All of a sudden McKay's head poked out from behind the door and he shouted "Yes I Can!"
Sam had had enough!
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heehee I think that's enough for now. I'll leave you to wonder wat she does to him