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"I win!" Everest Joyfully exclaimed.

Everyone else just sighed in annoyance and frustration.

"She wins every single damn time!" Skye whined.

The PAW Patrol were scattered around the Lookout bar as they were playing their now last game of Go Fish for the night. Even though there were more players than usual, Everest managed an unmatched winning streak.

"Board games are stupid, I want to play Xbox!" Rubble complained.

"First of all it's a Card game idiot and second, where's the family fun in Xbox?" Ryder teased the bulldog.

The others rolled their eyes.

"Then this is some fucked up family." Chase remarked.

The door bell rang.

"Like all families." Ryder remarked back as he got up and headed for the door. He was curious as to who would be knocking this time at night since it was past their operating hours he didn't order any food. He opened the door.

"Alright look, will you kindly fuck off or…" he froze at the sight of the grey figure in front of him.

"Hi, and who are you telling to fuck off?" The alien greeted and asked in it's high–pitched tone.

Ryder stared for a moment.

"AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!! HE'S GONNA PROBE MY ANUS!!!!!!!" The boy screamed as he ran back to the bar and jumped behind it.

The pups groaned as they covered their ears.

"Gah Ryder!? What the fuck man?" Chase growled at his behavior but him and the others saw what he ran from.

The alien walked inside, looking around before stopping at the kitchen and looking at the pups.

"AAHH!" They all yelled except for Marshall as they jumped behind the bar with Ryder. Marshall just kept his gasp face and studied the alien.

"Marshall! Get behind here what are you doing!?" Everest whisper–yelled.

"It might not mean any harm." Marshall summarized as he curiously looked over it.

"The spotted furry is right you know. Besides, what good is hiding behind there going to do if I can just disintegrate that whole corner with this?" The alien presented some kind of metallic energy pistol.

"Ok it might not." Marshall rolled back.

Ryder got offended though and his demeanor completely changed as he stood up. "Hey we've got guns too."

The alien snorted and laughed. "Guns? Kinetic weapons? That's cute." It continued to laugh.

"I'm not here to disintegrate or abduct you anyway, I need help and I can pay all of you, handsomely." It offered.

"Welp count us in!" Ryder said without thinking.

"Wait why us, why do we have to be the ones to help you?" Marshall asked, confused as to why this random alien just showed up here of all places.

Ryder was about to scold him but the alien speaking again shut him down.

"On my way here, all of the billboards have the PAW Patrol members, numbers, and Lookout address on them. Since apparently this bay or whatever doesn't use an actual authority system like a normal society, I came here." It explained.

"So what do you actually need help with?" Marshall asked.

"My ship is down in the desert, and I read that one of your members has a passion with avionics." It's eyes fell on a certain cockapoo. Skye lowered her head behind the bar. "I'll see to it that she gets the largest portion of the reward."

Her eyes turned to dollar signs as she jumped on the bar. "Yeah we'll totally help you out!"

The other pups gradually got around the counter.

Chase immediately went for the disintegrator, with his paws outstretched. "Let me have, let me have!" He yelped with excitement. "Just let me shoot it once."

The alien took a step back and touched Chase's forehead, knocking him out. The others gasped.

"He's just passed out for the time being, standard protocol but I can't let primitives touch my weapons." The alien shrugged.

Ryder bust out laughing, thinking about how Chase just hit the floor like that. "Man I wish I could do that shit to Chase and Marshall." The later glared at Ryder.

Rocky got up close to him, careful not to get touched either. "So what do we call you?"

The alien visible pondered. "My real name is probably too long for your brain capacity to handle, so you guys can just call me Xed Ten."

"Alright I'd say we're ready to roll then." Ryder said getting pumped up because they haven't had a call or got payed in a while,

"You guys might want to get your weapons for this, just saying." Xed informed.

The pup's eyes lightened as they haven't used their weapons in a good while.

"Our weapons?"