Hello everybody! This is my version of know your stars and it's all about the DBZ characters. The first chapter is pretty short so if you want the next ones to be longer you'll have to help me with ideas. Also, this fic has been up on my account before but it got deleted and I have absolutely no idea why. If you see anything wrong or against the rules just tell me in a review and I can change it and don´t report cuz then I still won't know what I did wrong and that's not really helpful. Have fun!
Goku walked onto stage and saw a chair. He was kinda tired because he'd been training all day long so he sat down. His mistake.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!" My evil little voice said in a row.
Goku looked around him to see were the voice was coming from.
"Hello? Who's there?" Goku asked.
"San Goku… he hates martial arts." I said.
"Huh? No I don't. I love martial arts." Goku said.
"Then why do you have 'I hate martial arts' t-shirts in your closet?" I asked.
"I don't have that sort of t-shirts." Goku said confused.
A t-shirt fell down from the ceiling with a 'I hate martial arts' print on it. Goku caught it and looked at it.
"This isn't mine." He said confused.
"Riiiiiiight. San Goku… he hates Chi-chi." I continued.
"No I don't. I just don't love her." Goku said. "Oops… I hope Chi-chi didn't hear that."
Chi-chi ran on stage and slapped Goku in the face. "I thought you loved me!" Then ran of stage again.
"What the… What's she doing here?" Goku asked.
"Does it matter? San Goku… he wants to destroy the earth." I continued.
"No I don't! I love the earth!" Goku said getting ticked off.
"Sure you do. And we're really gonna believe that." I said. "Let's move on. San Goku… he's really Mickey Mouse."
Goku looked up at the ceiling.
"Where do you get this stuff? They're all lies." Goku said.
"I get it off the internet!" I said excitedly. A computer appears out of nowhere on stage. Goku looks at the screen and sees the site: ' this a real site?" He asked.
"Yeah and I made it! Cool huh?" I said hyper.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight." Goku muttered.
"San Goku AKA Mickey Mouse… he's really in love with Bulma." I said.
Bulma ran on stage and hugged Goku.
"I knew you loved me!" She exclaimed.
"No I don't!" Goku said as he tried to get free.
"You don't? YOU JERK!" Bulma said as she slapped Goku in the face, then ran of stage.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay. San Goku AKA Mickey Mouse… he has a kid with android 18." I said.
"WHAT!" Goku yelled.
Krillin ran on stage with Maron.
"How could you Goku! I thought you were my friend!" Krillin yelled.
"So you're my daddy? YAY! I can transform into a Super Saiyan!" Maron screeched.
"No! It's not true!" Goku yelled but Krillin turned his back to him and left together with Maron.
"You're a worthless husband Goku. To both of your wives. San Goku AKA Mickey Mouse… he knows Vegeta is stronger than him." I said.
"No he's not." Goku said irritated.
Vegeta ran on stage and started crying: "But I wanna be stronger!"
"Errr… Vegeta? You're kinda scaring me now…" Goku said sweat dropping.
"So I'm stronger?" Vegeta asked hopeful.
"No." Goku answered.
Vegeta ran of stage again still crying.
"Moving on now. San Goku AKA Mickey Mouse… he didn't want Goten to be born." I said.
"Yeah. Chi-chi wanted another one." Goku muttered.
Goten ran on stage crying.
"WHY? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME? I'm going to find a father that does love me!" He said crying, then ran of stage again. Goku sweat dropped.
"You're not only a worthless husband but also a worthless father Goku." I said.
"Would you stop telling all these lies!" Goku yelled at the ceiling.
"Why does everybody look up at the ceiling! I'm not up there! That's just where the speakers are." I said annoyed.
Goku sweat dropped. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
"Anyways, San Goku AKA Mickey Mouse… he's going to wish back Frieza and take over the universe with him." I said.
"NO I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT!" Goku yelled angrily.
"Now you know San Goku AKA Mickey Mouse, the worthless husband and father, who loves Bulma and thinks Vegeta is stronger than him." I said as my voice disappeared
"NO THEY DON'T! THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING OF ME! HEY! COME BACK YOU! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Goku yelled as he ran of stage to find me but of course failing cause my contract says that I can't be found unless I want to. Gee.. I don't wanna see Goku right now. What a shame.
So? What did you think? Good? Bad? Cookie? Hmm… Cookie! I'm gonna go get one! Anybody else want one? Yes, (throws cookies at all the readers) here you go! Anyways, Please R&R and give me ideas people. The next one is… VEGETA! This is gonna be fun. (Smirks evilly as Vegeta gulps)