Hey there people! Here I am again with another chap of my fic! I wanna thank all the people who reviewed and gave me ideas for this chapter. I was really surprised that I got so many reviews and I believe this is my most popular fic! °does happy dance° uhm… forget u saw that will you? Well, have fun!
Vegeta walked up on stage trying to find where Goku had gone. He looked around and saw a chair. He was getting sick and tired of looking for Goku so he decided to sit down and wait for him. I guess I have a new victim.
"Know you stars, know stars, know your stars!" I said as Vegeta sat down.
"Vegeta… he loves pink." I said.
"What? How dare you say that!" Vegeta said annoyed.
"Well you wore a pink shirt during the Future Trunks Saga." I replied. (thanx ShadowPrincess-Shekailaia for the idea)
"WHAT! BULMA MADE ME WEAR THAT!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Sure. You go and believe that. Vegeta… he eats little children." I said. (Thanx daggie19 for the idea)
Vegeta stared at the ceiling dumbstuck. "What?"
"You heard me. I wonder how Trunks survived with you around." I wondered.
"I DO NOT EAT LITTLE CHILDREN!" Vegeta yelled.
"Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiiight. Let's just go on shall we. Vegeta… he loves Goku." I continued.
Goku ran on stage.
"Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww." Goku said. "I don't love you that way!"
Chi-chi ran on stage as well.
"If you dare to touch my husband I'm gonna kill you." She snapped.
"I DON'T LOVE KAKAROT! I'M NOT EVEN FRIENDS WITH HIM!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku ran of stage looking a tad green. Chi-chi followed.
"Who are you? Show yourself so I can blast you into the next dimension!" Vegeta exclaimed at the ceiling.
"I don't wanna. Vegeta… he still sleeps with a teddybear." I said.
"Yes and his name is… I mean, NO I DON'T!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma ran on stage with a pink teddybear in her arms.
"But Vegeta. Of course you do. Here's Mister plushie." Bulma said handing him the bear. Vegeta hugged the bear. Then Trunks ran on stage.
"Ah dad, you're humiliating me!" He exclaimed.
Backstage Goku burst into laughter. Vegeta looked at the teddybear and realized what he was doing.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He yelled as he threw away the bear.
Bulma picked the bear up and left the stage after saying: "I'll put it in our bed where it belongs." Trunks went with her.
"………Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. To much information. Vegeta… he's really a ballerina." I said.
"NO I'M NOT!" Vegeta yelled very ticked off.
"Then why do I have pictures." I said as pictures floated down from the ceiling. Vegeta looked at them.
"I really meant to put these away." Vegeta muttered.
"That would have been a smart idea. Vegeta… he watches soaps all the time and cries at every event." I said. (Thank you yunazg for your idea.)
"But it's so sad when they break up and Amanda still has to get that Troy is cheating on her with Gloria!" Vegeta started rambling.
"Okay okay okay Vegeta! We get it! It's all very sad but SHUT UP NOW! I'm supposed to be the one torturing you, not the other way around. Vegeta… he's really Coyote from Roadrunner." I said.
"No I'm not!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"Sure. Vegeta AKA Coyote… he's always known Goku is stronger than him." I said.
"NO HE'S NOT!" Vegeta yelled pouting. "BULMA! SHE'S PICKING ON ME!"
Bulma ran on stage and comforted Vegeta.
"There there Vegeta. It's all gonna be alright. Mister Plushie is waiting for you at home." She said.
Backstage, Goku burst into laughter again.
"WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING KAKAROT!" Vegeta snapped.
Bulma walked off stage again and Goku appeared.
"Hey Vegeta. Mister Plushie is on fire backstage." He said smirking.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MISTER PLUSHIE!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku disappeared again.
"……… Again, to much information. Now you know Vegeta AKA Coyote, the famous ballerina who loves Goku that still sleeps with his pink teddybear that's currently on fire backstage." I said as my voice disappeared.
Vegeta ran off stage yelling: "DON'T WORRY MISTER PLUSHIE! I'LL SAVE YOU!"
That was the second chapter. Hope you all enjoyed it people. The next chapter will be Gohan so help me by sending in those ideas! Untill the next time.