Yo I'm back was poppin!?
Yo I really don't own nothin, I swear
The suburban was now cruising into the desert.
"So Xalon is your home world, then why were you out here than?" Everest asked, intrigued.
"Like I said before, I'm part of a resistance group just looking for any resources I can." Xed Ten reiterated.
The PAW Patrol were close to the crash sight and they've been talking with Xed in order to get to know the alien better.
"You never actually said what your people were resisting." Skye pointed out.
"Oh yeah they're called the Juuntharians, they're a race of evil fascist reptilians from the Outer Rims that enslaved most of my people and like every other sentients they come across." Xed explained.
"Juuntharians?" Rubble questioned.
"Yeee!" Chase got all giddy as he held his 12.7mm close to his chest. "It's just like Halo!"
"Anyway, they had a craft that was tailing me here so that's why I told you to grab your weapons." Xed said.
"Man enough about this shit, what kind of reward are we getting?! Like otherworldly currency or weapons, a doomsday device?" Ryder asked with glee, imagining holding the world hostage for all it's treasures.
Xed Ten looked at Ryder in the front seat then back at the pups. "Is he mentally handicapped? Because I thought I made it clear I can't let you touch any of my weapons."
The pups just shrugged. "He could be." Chase said, earning a middle finger from the human up front.
"Hey is that the ship? We're here then if it is." Ryder pointed out to the saucer half–buried in the sand.
Xed looked out of the window. "Yes, that is so."
The suburban came to an abrupt stop.
Xed and the PAW Patrol piled on out with their weapons locked and loaded as Skye retrieved some tools and materials out of her backpack.
"Hey this is the home of the Ruff ruff pack isn't it?" Rocky asked as he noticed the diner.
"If you are referring to the two other furries here I'm sure they're inside now excrementing themselves, I had to knock them both out." Xed stated.
The PAW Patrol laughed, they were growing on to him now.
"There used to be a third one until he was caught by the pound and got his dick snipped." Ryder joked.
"Hmm, maybe some of the other races in the Galaxy could take notes from you Earthlings." Xed chuckled.
The group made it about halfway to the craft before a dark Delta–shaped object zoomed over them and started to hover. It had red lights lined on it's sides and a bright red beam came down on them, but focused on Xed.
Some unintelligible deep and gurgled words shouted at him. Xed sneered and raised his disintegrator.
"You're not taking me alive! And turn your translators on!" Xed demanded.
The ship shifted to the right and lowered it's altitude. A hatch opened up on the bottom and two full two meter tall figures jumped to the ground.
"Take cover!" Ryder yelled as they got behind the downed saucer. Skye began to look at the hardware, not knowing a damn thing how these components worked. The others had their weapons trained on the figures.
As they approached, they could describe them as monitor lizards that evolved and became sentient with red jumpsuits on. The pointed some kind of silicone long guns.
"You're under arrest Xedullian Tennarapasolova Vervexus!" The one on the right growled.
Xed was about to respond but Chase cut him off.
"Your not arresting our new best friend you oversized Geckos!" He barked.
"Stay out of this primitives, this is a galactic law affair that doesn't concern you!" The one on the right responded.
The one on the left lowered it's gun. "We can all walk out of this alive, so long as you cooperate." It proposed, seeing as the more rational one.
"Ryder they're not cooperating with us, what do we do?" Everest asked with concern.
Ryder's eyes met hers. "You know what." He said before suddenly lurching up. "Open fire!"
The pups and Xed started shooting and so did the Juuntharians. Juuntharian weapons shot what appeared to be cyan pulses of energy rapidly while Xed's weapon shot large orange balls of thermal energy at slower rates, but they were more destructive.
Dwayne watched on from the diner as he was mesmerized by the alien gun fight. "This is sooo coool." He whispered.
Gasket on the other hand sat below one of the tables, wishing this night would be over.
Eventually Xed got down in the craft with Skye to see her progress. She was tinkering inside one of the computer ports, not knowing what to do. His eyes lit up… if they actually could.
"Hey just push that wire inward!" He said as he pointed to a gold wire jutting out in front of her. She saw it and with her wrench, pushed it back into place. The craft lit up with electronics, and it's power core hummed to life.
"Hey I did it!" She jumped up.
"Yeah couldn't stick my bare hands in there and I didn't have gloves or a galvanized tool, so I appreciate it." Xed said simply as he crawled inside.
The Juuntharians ran back for their ship.
"Dammit man!" The one on the right gurgled out.
"We'll fly away an wait!" The other said.
"Yeah! Fuck you too you damn Komodo Dragons! Slave master ass mofos!" Ryder yelled victoriously as he got up humping the air.
Him and the pups eventually got around to Xed before he could speed off. Xed got up and walked to the hatch, and nodded.
"Thank you earthlings, I don't know if I'd be alive in these coming years but you certainly gave me a chance to." Xed thanked.
"You're welcome and we hope you send those space lizards back into the rims!" Chase said.
"So long, and before I forget…" Xed went into one of the side ports and started rummaging around. He pulled out a large black metal case and tossed it outside. "Your reward."
They said their final goodbyes before Xed's ship shot off in the star field.
"Wow." Was all the pups had to say about the whole ordeal.
Ryder ran his hands around the black pillar on the ground, twitching with eagerness. He found a button and pressed it, and the top of the pillar seemingly floated off of it. It revealed some glowing… plants of some kind.
The pups got in for a closer look. A white label on the front said 'Space Shrooms'. They were weird shaped mushrooms that glowed orange and green.
Ryder's smile disappeared just like that and the pups stared at them in confusion.
"Fucking shrooms man, seriously?" Chase asked aloud.
Ryder fell to his knees and looked down. He thought Xed would surprise him with a doomsday device, he really wanted it. "FUUUUCCCKKK!!!" He screamed to the sky.
Everest however looked at them with excitement. "Hey we can donate these to science and use some to decorate our–"
"NANANANA NNAA!!!!" Ryder got up and mimicked her out of anger rather than annoyance, making handicapped gestures while doing so.
It hurt Everest but she followed the pups and Ryder as he hauled the crate of shrooms back to the suburban. Everyone was disappointed.
"HA! I can't believe those dumb earthling mammals actually fell for that slave story!" One of the Juuntharians mused, causing the others to burst in laughter.
"Yeah I swear I can sell Rakin Excrement to a Limar!" Xed mused.
They all downed some more space shrooms, getting high off them.
"So am I free to go guys?" Xed asked as he was about to go back to his docked ship.
Xed immediately felt his hands get cuffed behind his back.
"Actually I'm afraid we're going to have to take you down to Pormono Prison Station." The Juuntharian holding him stated.
"What!?" Xed yelled, his bribe didn't work.
"Yep you tried to run illegal Borak Cave Mushrooms to Sidiston Five, speeding twenty light years over the legal limit while you missed your star craft's last six inspections, not to even mention disturbing the evolutionary process of primitives." The Juuntharian listed.
"Yep we can't let you go for those." The other one stated like he was Captain Obvious.
"Mother." Xed lowered his head. "Fucker!"
Well that's the third episode yo