Moondalian: Heeeeeeelloooooo people. I just wanted to thank everybody who reviewed and gave me ideas. I also wanna say that GOHAN'S MINE! EVERYBODY STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
Readers: He's with Videl.
Moondalian: He just doesn't know he loves me and not her yet.
Readers: °Sweat drop°
Moondalian: Well anyway, let's start the fic.
Chapter 03: Teen Gohan
My next victim walked on stage.
"HEY WAIT! THAT'S GOHAN! I CAN'T INSULT GOHAN! I LOVE HIM! I WANT EXTRA MONEY!"
°A bag full of money is thrown at me°.
"YAY! NOW I CAN DO IT! Know your stars know your stars know your stars."
Gohan looked at the ceiling. "Who's there?" He asked
"I'm Leila and I'm your biggest fan!" I squeeled. "I'm going to tortu- I mean interview you."
Gohan sweat dropped. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight"
"Son Gohan… He wears his mother's dresses. Why do you do that Gohan?" I asked.
"I was 5!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Yes and you looked very cute." I said.
"How do you know?" Gohan asked.
"I HAVE PICTURES!" I said hyper.
Gohan sweat dropped.
"Son Gohan… he wears make-up." I said. "Do me a favour and don't wear any make-up on the date your taking me on."
"I DON'T WEAR ANY MAKE-UP! And what date!" Gohan exclaimed.
"The one your taking me on after I'm done with all the tortu- I mean interviews."
"I don't even know you! And I'm already dating Videl!" Gohan snapped.
"So you're cheating on Videl for me? You should really break up with her." I said seriously.
"I'm not cheating on Videl and I'm not breaking with her either!" Gohan yelled.
"Sure, keep telling yourself that. Son Gohan… he still wets the bed. EEEEEEWWWWW!" I screeched.
"Would you stop telling lies! I DON'T WET THE BED!" Gohan yelled.
"Are you sure?" I asked suspiciously.
"YES!" Gohan yelled pissed off.
"Good. Son Gohan… he's not really a Saiyan. He just pretends he is." I said.
"What? Then why is it that I can transform into a super Saiyan?" Gohan asked with a smug look on his face.
"Hair gel, contact lenses and stuff to make your hair blonde." I said as the smug look on Gohan's face turned into an irritated one. Then his face lit up again.
"Why hasn't anyone ever seen me do that?" He asked.
"Because you were a student of Guldo's and he taught you how you could stop time." I said.
Gohan looked like he was about to blow a fuse.
"I DID NOT!" He yelled at the ceiling.
"Prove it." I said smirking even though no one could see.
"How?" Gohan asked.
"I dunno. That's your problem." I said shrugging. "Let's move on now. Son Gohan… he didn't really beat Cell. He asked Hercule to do it. I would've never guessed that you were weaker than Hercule." I said in a mocking way.
"I AM NOT WEAKER THAN HERCULE AND I DID BEAT CELL!" Gohan yelled.
He yelled so loud that the studio started to shake.
"Chill out Gohan." I said. "You're gonna wreck the studio if you go on like this. Not even Vegeta did that."
"You did this to Vegeta?" Gohan asked calming down.
"Yeah. Found out some really interesting things about him even though I didn't really wanted to know all of these things."
That got Gohan's attention.
"Like what?" He asked smirking and getting a note book.
"Wouldn't you like to know." I said grinning.
"Ah come on!" Gohan pleaded.
"Nope. Son Gohan… his idol is Captain Ginyu. Then why did you study under Guldo and not Ginyu?" I asked curiously. (Thanks Shadowprincess-Shekailaia for the idea)
"I did NOT study under Guldo and Ginyu is NOT my idol!" Gohan snapped.
"Then what about those poses while you were being Saiyaman? Oh I get it! You must've graduated from the fine school of Ginyu Poses!" I said.
"What! Those guys don't have anywhere near as good moves as me!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Really?" °Watches Ginyu posing in Ginyu Saga and then watches Gohan posing in Saiyaman Saga° "Cause to me it looks as if you used all Ginyu's ridiculous poses from the first time you tried to be Saiyaman." I said thoughtfully.
"Will you get off that!" Gohan growled.
"Fine, Son Gohan… He loves to play with Vegeta's teddy bear when he's not looking." I said.
°Vegeta runs on stage° "How dare the spawn of Kakarot even consider touching my Mister Plushie!" He exclaimed.
"Vegeta, she's lying! I wouldn't be caught dead with any dumb bear!" Gohan exclaimed back.
"Then explain those teddy bear undies." I noted.
"Ugh…" Gohan growled as he blushed and turned red.
"Ì think that pretty much says it all, don't you?" I said smirking.
Vegeta nodded and walked off stage. (Thanx Fallen Angellll586 for both ideas.)
Let's continue shall we. Son Gohan… he died Hercules hair pink. Gohan, just because you couldn't beat Cell doesn't mean you have to die Hercules hair pink. It's not his fault he's stronger and you we're the one that asked him to do it." I said. (Thanx Beeku for the idea.)
"I DID NOT DIE HERCULES HAIR PINK… though I'd like to do it." Gohan added with a smirk, then remembered what I had said, "AND I BEAT CELL! NOT HIM!"
Sure Gohan, keep dreaming. Son Gohan… his father is jealous with him." I said.
"Really? Well I am the smartest one aroung." Gohan bragged.
Goku ran on stage, "That's not true! I'm not jealous! Why should I be jealous of my own, don't-know-how-I-made-him, son! It's ridiculous!" Goku exclaimed.
"Dad, you really don't know how you made me? Let me explain: It starts with…" Gohan started.
Goku covered his eyes, "I don't wanna hear it. Lalalalalala." He ran off stage, still covering his ears.
"O…kay… Moveing on. Son Gohan… He still watches the powerpuffgirls." I said.
"Yeah! It's so awesome when Bubbles, Buttercup and Blossom fly through the air to defeat the evil Mojo-jojo!" Gohan said excitedly. (Thanx Karai for both ideas.)
I sweat dropped. Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Let's leave it at that people. Now you know Son Gohan, the Powerpuffgirl watching, cheating, make-up and dress wearing not real Saiyan, who studied under Guldo yet idolizes Ginyu and graduated from the fine school of Ginyu poses." I said as my voice faded away and Gohan flew around the stage pretending to be Blossom of the Powerpuffgirls.
"I shall defeat you Mojo-jojo!" He yelled as he flew off stage.
Moondalian: Well that's it for this chapter. Hope you all liked it. The next one will be, as requested by Shadowprincess-Shekailaia, Piccolo! Review and give me those ideas!