Hello folks! I'm back with a new chapter of the fic you all know and love. I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I did while writing it. Also, there will be 2 co-hosts in this chapter and one of them, Nalurah, will be co-hosting every other chapter with me from now on. Hope you all enjoy and of course, R&R!

Chapter 04: Piccolo

Our all time favourite grumpy Namek walked on stage. He sat in the chair because… uhm, well I don't know why but he just did.

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars." My voice rang out.

Piccolo looked up at the ceiling with a bored look on his face, "A ceiling that talks?" He questioned.

"No, the speakers are only up there you Baka!" I said grumpily, "Piccolo… he's nauseous all the time." I started.

Piccolo raised an eyebrow, "I am not," he said.

"Then explain the green skin," I pointed out.

"I'm a Namek… what did you expect," he grumbled.

"That's just a cover. Just admit it," I said accusingly.

"Whatever. What do you want from me."

"I'm gonna interview you and to do that, I'm gonna introduce my 2 co-hosts for this chapter. Let me introduce you to: Nalurah and Marianne (FallenAngel111586)." I introduced.

"Hey guys, I'm not for small talks so lets start the tortu- I mean interview!" Nalurah's voice said.

"I totally agree with you. Can I start?" Marianne asked.

"Be our guest." Nalurah and Leila said.

"Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo is jealous of Gohan's fashion sense." Marianne said.
"No I'm not! That Saiyaman outfit is ridiculous and that kid always dressed up like me as a child! If anyone's jealous it's him!" Piccolo said.

"Right, and I'm the queen of Planet Vegeta." Marianne mocked.
°Vegeta comes on stage°
"You're not my mommy." He whined.
"I was being sarcastic." Marianne said sweatdropping.
"Oh..." Vegeta said.
"Actually i'm Trunks's girlfriend." Marianne said smirking.
"What!" Vegeta exclaimed.
Just kidding." Marianne said.
"Thank Kami!" Vegeta thanked.
"I'm realy Bras' girlfriend." Marianne smirk widened.
°Vegeta passes out°
"Hey, Leila, can you get him out of here. I can't insult Piccolo with Vegeta on stage." Marianne whined.

"Don't care, deal with it." I said as I tried to hold back my laughter.
"Fine! Anyways, on with the tor- I mean interview." Marianne corrected. "Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo... is gay."
"No I'm not! Don't go projecting your own lifestyle on to me. I'm asexual." Piccolo exclaimed.
"Of course you are. You're asexual being who's gay." Marianne explained.
° Piccolo's face turned red like a tomato° "I am not gay!"
"You're just in denial. I've seen the way you look at Gohan, Goku, and Dende. anyways, where was I..." Marianne thought out loud.

"Where the hell are Leila and that other co-host!" Piccolo demanded.
"They're taking a break. I am the one you should worry about." Marianne smirked. "Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo... Wishes to gather all of the dragonballs and bring Frieza back to life."
"What! This interview is rediculous. Where the hell are you?" Piccolo yelled.
"I'm the bimbo in the first row, seat 13." Marianne said innocently.
°Piccolo heads to first row seat 13 and knocks a female unconscious.°
° Marianne smirks° "Idiot! I'm not foolish enough to tell you where I am. Now let's continue. Piccolo, Piccolo, Piccolo Is realy frieza's twin brother."
°Vegeta wakes up from offstage° "I knew it!" °Passes out again.° "Oh, Piccolo you'll like this one. Apparently Bra needs a ride to the mall so I'm gonna allow Leila and Nalurah to finish you off. later." °Vanishes°

"Always nice to start a job with a break." Nalurah said.

"You're just lazy." I said rolling my eyes. "Anyway, now that Marianne is gone, we can start the fun."

"Oh yeah!" Nalurah cheered.

"I'll let you do the honour." I said.

"Why thank you. Piccolo… he took ballet lessons from Vegeta." Nalurah started.

"NO I DIDN'T!" Piccolo yelled.

"I have pictures! °throws down pictures of Piccolo and Vegeta in a tutu° Oh, sexy." Nalurah said sarcastic.

°Piccolo turned red°

"I think that says it all. Piccolo… He wears pink bunny pyjama's." Nalurah continued.

"I DO NOT!" Piccolo yelled.

"Do I have to show ALL the pictures I have? 'Cause that's going to take a while." Nalurah said.

Piccolo stayed quiet.

"Anyway, Piccolo… He's always wished that he was born pink instead of green. So that's why you wear the pink bunny pyjama's!" Nalurah said understanding.

"I HATE PINK!" Piccolo exclaimed.

"WHY does everybody have to be in denial. Man! Grow up!" Nalurah said irritated.

"Easy Nalurah, or else I'll take over." I said.

"Oh shut up Leila! Where was I? Oh yeah! Piccolo… he has a secret affair with Chichi behind Goku's back." Nalurah said. "How dare you Piccolo!"

°Goku ran on stage°

"How could you Piccolo! I thought you were my friend!" Then ran off stage again. Piccolo stared at the spot Goku was only seconds ago. He blinked once… he blinked twice… "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

"Oh wait. I was wrong. He used Chichi to get to Goku because he's actually in love with Goku." Nalurah corrected herself.

"Yeah, he's so hot… °dreamy look on face° Wait! What am I saying?" Piccolo said with wide eyes.

"You just admitted you love Goku which means you really are gay." Nalurah said smirking. "Hmm, I'm gonna go tell Marianne that she was right about you being gay! I'll be back for next chapter. Bye Leila! Have fun! °runs away°"

"Don't worry, I will." I said smirking evilly.

"Is this gonna be a normal interview from now on?" Piccolo said hopefully.

"Heck no! That would be boring. Piccolo… he took Mister Plushie hostage and blasted him to smithereens just to get on Vegeta's nerves." I said.

°Vegeta woke up yet again° "NOOOOOOOOO! NOT MISTER PLUSHIE! HOW DARE YOU HARM MY SWEET INNOCENT MISTER PLUSHIE!" Vegeta whined like a little girl.

°I knock him unconscious again° "SHUT UP VEGETA! Anyway, Piccolo…He's not a Namekian, he's one of those little green men from Mars! Actually, I think he played a major part in Mars Attacks! That movie was kinda strange though... I know what you're all thinking, 'how can he a little man when he's obviously tall?' He's one of those little guys hiding in a taller body. It's him, Kami and Nail standing on each other's shoulders!" I explained.

"0.0 THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Piccolo exclaimed. (Thanx Shadowprincess-Shekailaia for both ideas.)

"Yes it is. Now shut up so I can continue. I only have 2 more 'questions' to go. Piccolo… he really uses his antennas for radio contact." I said.

"Hit me baby one more time." Piccolo sang. "I mean, no I don't!" (Thanx The super Saiyan jedi for the idea)

"Oh yeah, very convincing. Anyway, Piccolo… he only uses Gohan to get to Goku so he can kill him the next time he tries to take over the world. °gasps° How could you kill the man you love!" I exclaimed. (And thanx again Shadowprincess-Shekailaia for this idea)

"I did NOT use Gohan to get to Goku to kill him! Gohan is my friend and I do NOT want to kill Goku OR take over the world!" Piccolo yelled angrily.

"Again the denial. You're lucky Nalurah's not here anymore. Well anyway, now you know Piccolo, the Mister Plushie kidnapping and blasting, Goku loving, marsian in a movie playing person who has an affair with Chichi and loves pink." I said as my voice disappeared.

"THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME! COME BACK YOU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" Piccolo yelled as he ran off stage, stepping on Vegeta as he did so who was still lying on stage.

Well that was it. Liked it? I hope so. The next one will be… BULMA! I'm gonna enjoy torturing her and I'm hoping you will to. Give me ideas in a review and I'll try to update next Wednesday or Thursday like usual. R&R!