Hello people, here I am again with the next chapter. I had a little trouble writing it since I didn't really have any ideas but I think the chapter still turned out very good. Enjoy and of course, R&R!

Chapter 06: Mirai Trunks

A time capsule appeared out of nowhere onstage and lande don the floor. A confused looking Mirai Trunks stepped out and looked around him to see nothing but darkness, and chair. He shrugged and sat down on the chair for who knows why.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." Nalurah's voice sounded. Mirai Trunks… he died his hair, the original color is pink." All the fangirls gasped in shock.

"WHAT! My hair isn't pick and I never died it!" Trunks yelled. All the fangirls let out a sigh of relief.

"Don't buy it girls! I have pictures!" I said as some pictures floated down from the ceiling. Trunks caught them and looked them over.

"This isn't me. This is just some guy that vaguely looks like me with a wig!" he said.

"A lot of people are in denial lately, don't you think Leila?" Nalurah asked shaking her head.

"Yeah, it's a shame really. Mirai Truks… took ballet lessons from Vegeta." I said, "Well then you must be good since Vegeta is one of the best in the world."

Trunks looked up at the ceiling confused, "Okay, A: I don't do ballet and B: What the hell did you just say about my dad?"

"You don't know he's a world famous ballet dancer? Shame on Vegeta for not telling his pupil how good he really is." Nalurah said, "Well let's continue shall we. Mirai Trunks… he used to play big bird in Sesamy street."

Chibi Goten ran onstage with his autograph book and a hyper look on his face

"I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!" he exclaimed jumping onto Trunks' lap and pushing the book in his face.

Trunks jumped up from the chair to get rid of Goten and stared at him as Goten fell on the ground on his butt painfully.

"Who are you!" Trunks demanded.

Goten looked up at him with tears in his eyes, "You… you don't recognize me?" then he started to cry.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled, "How dare you make the cute little Goten cry!"

"Calm down Leila." Nalurah said, trying to cool me down.

"NO! I shall avenge Goten! POLICE!" I yelled. The police squadron from the last chapter ran onstage, pointing bazooka's at Trunks.

"What did he do!" the leader asked.

"He made chibi Goten cry!" I yelled angrily.

The police squadron gasped and saw Goten crying on the ground. One of them took Goten away from the fine of fire and left the stage as another yelled: "FIRE!"

The police squadron started shooting at Trunks as Trunks tried to deflect the bullets.

After about 10 minutes (don't ask me where all those bullets came from people), Nalruah got bored.

"Okay people, FREEZE!" she ordered.

The police squadron stopped shooting and looked up questioningly.

"I'm getting bored so you can finish him off after I'm done torturing him." Nalurah said evilly.

The squadron smiled, "Okay." Then left, leaving Trunks behind with ripped clothes and some injuries. All the fangirls in the audience fainted at seeing Trunks' nearly naked upper body.

"I will never get those fangirsl. Oh well, Mirai Trunks… he sleeps in pink bunny pyjama's." I said

"Then, why did you die your hair lavender? It used to match your pyjama's!" Nalurah asked confused.

"I do NOT sleep in pink bunny pyjama's - that's my dad! - And I did NOT die my hair." Trunks growled.

"Sure you didn't." Nalurah said sarcastically, "Mirai Trunks… he gave Goku a placebo pill instead of the real medicine during the android saga."

"I did not! Why did Goku recover then?" Trunks yelled smugly.

"Mirai Gohan came and brought it too him. He was never really destroyed you see, it was a to fool you." I said.

"And why would they do that?" Trunks asked.

"I'm getting to that! Mirai Trunks… he worked with the androids to destroy his time line." Nalurah said. (Thanx Shadowprincess-Shekailaia for the last 2 ideas)

"WHAT! I DID NOT! I HATE THE ANDROIDS!" Trunks exclaimed.

"Sure you do. Mirai Trunks… he has nobody to love." I said. All the fangirls in the audience woke up, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww."

"Hey that's not true! I've got my mother to love!" Trunks said.

"Mirai Trunks… is in an insect relationship with his mother." Nalurah continues, smiling innocently.

Trunks blushed, "You girls are crazy." he muttered.

"We know. Mirai Trunksl… he came here today to steal Mister Plushie." I said.

All the Mister Plushie fangirls gasped.

Vegeta ran onstage, smacked Trunks in the face and then started crying, "Who dare you! My own son!" he then ran offstage again, leaving a shocked Trunks behind.

"O…kay." he said, trying to process what just happened.

"Vegeta's been crying a lot lately, hasn't he." Nalurah asked.

"Yeah, guess he needs to catch up with all those years when he didn't cry. Oh well, Mirai Trunks… he doesn't know anything about woman." Nalurah said.

"I do too!" Trunks argued, pouting like a little chibi at which all the fangirls fainted once again. (Thanx FallenAngel111586 for all 4 ideas)

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, keep telling yourself that and you'll never get a girl. Mirai Trunks… he always wanted to be like Hercule." I said. (Thanx ssj4 Broly for the idea)

"WHAT! I don't want to be like that bragging moron!" Trunks exclaimed.

"Then why do you have huge Hercule posters in your room?" Nalurah asked sweetly.

"What… How… But…" Trunks stammered, "How did you know?" he asked with wide eyes.

"I have my ways." Nalurah grinned evilly.

"… I'm not asking." Trunks muttered.

"You shouldn't. Mirai Trunks… he steals his sisters bras and wears them when nobody else is home while singing Madoona songs in front of the mirrir and doing crazy dances." Nalurah said grinning.

"And yes eople, we have it on video." I added.

A television with DVD-player appeared out of nowhere onstage. The DBD stared and Trunks was seen wearing a straplessred dres with a bra over it, singing 'Materil Girl', while doing some crazy dance.

Trunks truned as red as a beat and quicly send a kiblast at the t.v., completely destroying it.

Bra then ran onstage with a furious look on her face, "How dare you!."" She screeched and slpaaed Trunks in the face before running offstage again.

"You destroyed my t.v.!" I fumed. "Chill Leila, we have about 10 million more where those came from." Nalurah hushed.

"I DON'T CARE! HE WRECKED MY T.V.! I AM SUEING HIM!" I yelled.

"You're sueing me? I'm sueing you for telling all these lies about me!" Trunks exclaimed angrily, rubbing his sore cheek.

"Deal with it! Now you know Mirai Trunks, the pink haired, big bird playing, pink pyjama wearing, Mister Plushie stealing, bra and red strapless dress wearing demi-saiyan who wrecked my t.v. and is going to be sued for it after the police squadron outside is done with him." I said and my voice faded.

"THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME! COME BACK HERE! I'M GONNA SUE YOU BEFORE YOU CAN SUE ME! I'LL FIND YOU!" Trunks yelled as he ran offstage where indeed, the police squadron was still waiting for him and opened fire on him.

So what did you think? Good, bad, hilarious, crap? Tell me please. The next victim… I mean contestant will be Satan Hercule. °grins° That'll be fun! Oh yeah, Nalurah has a fic of her own and it's really good. Will you people do me a favour and go read and review her fic? I know you want to so just go to search and type in 'Nalurah'! R&R!