Well I didn't get that many reviews people. What's wrong? Out of ideas? Ow well, me and Nalurah thought of the ideas for you people so hope you like this chapter and R&R!

Chapter 07: Satan Hercule

Hercule walked onstage looking for Videl because she had run off with Gohan once again and he was getting sick and tired of it. He saw the chair of Doom standing on the middle of the stage with the text: "Chair of Doom" on it. He shrugged and sat down on the infamous chair because he is the dumbest person in the world and just a plain moron.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." I said.

Hercule looked up with a dumb look on his face, "H-hello? Who are you? A-are you a-a ghost?" he asked scared.

Nalurah and I smirked at each other, "Yes we are Hercule, and we have come to test you. If you fail our test, you shall die." Nalurah said.

Hercule shrank back in the chair out of fear. Nalurah's smirk widened, "Shall we begin Leila?"

"Yes, let's. Satan Hercule… he wears a thong."

Hercule blinked, "H-how did you know?" he asked.

"Ghosts know everything." Nalurah said, "Satan Hercule… he uses inflatable muscles so he's really just like a skippy ball."

"And it also explains how he won all those tournaments; the kicks and punches just bounced off him." I added.

"I do not have inflatable muscles!" Hercule said.

"Let's test that, shall we?" Nalurah whistled and a group of 5-year old kids ran onstage and started jumping on Hercule. They stopped after about 5 minutes, looked up at the ceiling and shook their heads to tell us Hercule had no inflatable muscles, then they ran offstage again.

"I guess you were right Hercule." I said to the bruised and slightly bleeding Hercule on the ground.

Hercule groaned in pain and sat on the chair again with a painful wince.

"Satan Hercule… he wears a wig." I said.

"No I don't!" Hercule said defensively.

The mechanical arm came out of the chair and pulled on Hercules hair which came off. Now, Hercule was seen bald.

"NOOOOOOO!" Hercule screamed as he tried to get the wig back from the mechanical arm which was to high for him.

"Nalurah, will you please give him back the wig? His baldness is scaring me." I said.

Nalurah nodded in agreement and gave Hercule the wig back which he immediately put on again.

"Satan Hercule… his favorite foods are socks and underwear." I said.

Hercule looked up at us with a sock in his mouth which he got from only Kami knows where, "Now Iw dow't!" he said

"I rest my case." I said.

"Satan Hercule… he likes to join Mirai Trunks in "Material Girl" dance." Nalurah said.

"And we also have a DVD of that people." I said as a t.v. with DVD player appeared on stage again. As the DVD started to play and Trunks was seen dancing with Hercule, Trunks ran onstage and fired a ki-blast at the t.v., once again demolition it.

"I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA SUE YOUR ASS OFF!" I yelled at Trunks.

"AND I AM SOOOOO GONNA SUE YOU BACK!" Trunks yelled at the ceiling before running offstage again.

"He's going to sue the ceiling?" Nalurah asked confused, "Those poor speakers." I sweatdropped

"Anyway, Satan Hercule… he runs around in flower fields on Sundays… naked." Nalurah said disgusted.

"And though we have proof of this as well, we are going to spare your innocent minds from the horror that we sadly enough have on tape." I said shivering.

Hercule turned beet red, "I-I…" he tried to defend himself but got no further than that.

"Let's go on before we get to terrified of the memory of the tape. Satan Hercule… he's not really Videl's father, he adopted her." I said.

Videl ran onstage crying, "Why didn't you tell me! Who are my real parents!" she demanded crying.

"Videl, don't believe the ghosts honey. They lie!" Hercule tried to hush Videl but she just slapped him in the face, knocking him of the chair and then ran offstage yelling: "I'm going to find my real parents! Farewell!"

"Tss, you're a very bad stepfather Hercule. Satan Hercule… he had a long relationship with the Easter bunny." Nalurah said.

"No I didn't! That was that blonde guy that used to hang around my Videl! Sharpner was his name I believe." Hercule said defensively.

Nalurah and at each other and burst into laughter. After about 5 minutes of hysterical laughter, we both stopped and wiped the tears from our eyes, "Let's go on before we start laughing again." I said, "Satan Hercule… he beat Cell."

Hercule - so used to denying everything Nalurah and I said to him - of course responded with: "No I didn't!"

A camera crew ran onstage, "So you say you did not defeat Cell." the reporter asked with a shocked look on his face.

Hercule blinked… he blinked again… he then realized what he had said and blinked once more.

"Uhm… Oops?" he said dumbly.

The reporters gasped, "Then who did!" the reporter demanded.

Hercùle, being to shocked to really say anything just said: "Uhm…"

The reporters stormed offstage to find out who had beaten Cell for real.

"Now that they're gone, let's continue with the test. Satan Hercule… he is pregnant with the Easter bunny." Nalurah said.

Hercule looked at the ceiling, "But… I'm a man… How can I be pregnant." he asked.

"I'm getting to that. "Satan Hercule… he's really a woman." Nalurah continued.

"NO I'M NOT!" Hercule yelled, momentarily forgetting that he was being 'tested' by 'ghosts'.

"HOW DARE YOU DEFY US!" I exclaimed in a creepy booming voice that scared the hell out of Hercule as he tried to hide behind the chair.

"MOMMY!" Hercule screeched in fear.

"No, she's not around. But we are." Nalurah said evilly.

Hercule gulped as the mechanical arm came out of the chair once more and lifted Hercule back into the chair.

"Now let's continue our little test. Satan Hercule… he lets Buu turn all his rivals into food so they can't beat him." I said. (Thanx Small Lady Dodo for the idea AND GOHAN IS MINE!)

"But… but… How am I supposed to win if I don't let Buu do that?" Hercule tried to defend himself.

"That's not really a good defence… uhm… let's just move on before he makes an even bigger fool of himself." Nalurah said, "Satan Hercule… he stole Videl's saiyawoman outfit and did his dumb poses in it in front of a mirror."

"No I didn't!" Hercule exclaimed.

"Everybody tries to deny stuff! Man, do we have to prove everything around here!" I said annoyed."

"Obviously yes, now where did I leave those pictures?" Nalurah looked for a while until she found several pictures of Hercule in the outfit in front of the mirror, "Here they are!"

Hercule turned red, "It was only that one time!" he tried but Nalurah just showed more pictured of other times. Hercule was now breaking the record of turning the most shades of red EVER. (Thanx BlueNightGVZ2431 for the idea)

"And now… it is time for our verdict." I said in a creepy voice.

"Indeed it is. Satan Hercule, you have… FAILED! You shall be punished with death!" Nalurah said in an even creepier voice.

Hercule paled and his eyes went wide, "But… but… NOOOOOOO!" he then ran offstage crying and screaming for his mommy while Nalurah and me just laughed like crazy people as our voices slowly faded away.

And that was it for this chapter. Hope you all enjoyed it and our next victim will be… Videl! I shall make her pay for taking away my precious Gohan! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!