°Hides behind table as rotten fruit is thrown at her° I'M SORRY! I KNOW I DIDN'T UPDATE LAST WEEK BUT I'M REALLY SORRY! °people stop throwing fruit and glare as I come out of hiding° I was really tired since I went to a Yu-Gi-Oh sleepover tournament which meant NO sleep AT ALL and I was just way to tired to write this so I decided to postpone it 1 week. Besides, you people hardly review me and even if you do there are almost no ideas so it's partially your own fault. Now I'll start the next chapter before you all go mad on me again and start throwing fruit at me… again. R&R!

Chapter 08: Satan Videl

Videl walked onstage looking for Gohan who I had kidnapped so nobody could have him except for me. She saw the chair, shrugged and wanted to leave again when the mechanical arms appeared once again out of the chair and pulled her into it. She screamed bloody murder but the only answer she got was the all famous:

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." which I said in a very evil and sadistic voice.

Videl looked - well glared is more the word I'm looking for here – up at the ceiling.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM SATAN VI-" Videl screamed but I cut her off.

"I know who you are! You stole MY Gohan away from me!" I spat back with loathing dripping of every word, "And because you stole him, you need to be punished!"

Videl's glare intensified, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"

"You'll see. Hey Nalurah? You wanna start the interview?" I asked in the same evil and sadistic voice I had used earlier.

"It would be my pleasure. Satan Videl… her idol is Malibu Barbie." Nalurah said.

"WHAT?" Videl screeched, "I don't idolize some stupid doll!"

"Yeah you do. Nalurah just said you did and for now, what Nalurah says goes." I smirked.

"I'll hold you to that Leila. The next time we're in an argument I'll use that against you." Nalurah said smirking as well.

"That's why I added the 'for now' part to that statement. Moving on, Satan Videl… she used a love potion to get Gohan. HA! I knew it! He doesn't really love you! He loves me! MEEEEEEEEEEE!" I said doing a victory dance.

"Uhm… no comment." was all Nalurah could say.

Onstage, Videl was screaming like hell to get loose and screeching that it wasn't true.

Gohan, who had somehow escaped wherever the hell I put him, ran onstage with a shocked expression on his face.

"You… you did WHAT?" he exclaimed.

Videl looked at him, "No! It's not true Gohan!" she said in a begging way. (A/N: I am SO enjoying this people! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

"Really?" Gohan asked.

Videl nodded.

"Okay." Gohan said as good gullible as he was and walked offstage.

"WAIT! Get me out of this damned chair first!" but Gohan had already gone back to wherever I put him in the first place.

"You really have to watch him. He escapes a lot." Nalurah complained.

"So? He almost believed me! Let's hope he conveniently appears again the next time I say something like that." I said cheery.

"Right… let's go on shall we. Satan Videl… she's really in love with Vegeta."

Videl's eyes widened in disgust, "I DON'T LOVE THAT ASS! HE'S HAS A FRIGGIN EGO THE SIZE OF JUPITER!" she screeched.

"Your point being?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

She once again glared at the ceiling but didn't say a word.

"That's what I thought. Satan Videl…" I started but before I could accuse her of anything, Trunks ran onstage, wrecked the one of my TV's that was standing there for no good reason, and then ran offstage again.

"Well that was random…" Nalurah said as she blinked.

"COME BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU WRECK MY TV WHILE IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING! HOW COULD YOU HURT SUCH AN INNOCENT TV!" I yelled angrily.

Silence was all I got for an answer.

I glared angrily and then yelled, "SATAN VIDEL… SHE'S REALLY TRUNKS' SISTER BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH INCREDIBLE ANNOYING AND I'M GONNA SUE THEM BOTH!" I then went off to sulk in a corner.

Nalurah stared at me and Videl stared at the ceiling as staring at me. I just continued to sulk.

"Uhm… Seeing how Leila is unable to go on for now, I'll just take over. Satan Videl… she's secretly married to mister Plushie."

Vegeta ran onstage crying, "But…but…but… WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME MY PRECIOUS MISTER PLUSHIE WAS MARRIED!"

Then Gohan conveniently appeared onstage once again and stared at Videl in horror.

"Man, you really need to keep him on a leash Leila!" Nalurah said.

I immediately came out of my corner to see Gohan's reaction.

"How could you!" he exclaimed at Videl.

"I am NOT married to a stuffed animal!" Videl exclaimed back.

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MISTER PLUSHIE LIKE THAT" Vegeta yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Videl and Gohan yelled at once.

They continued to argue with Vegeta pouting a lot and sometimes defending his mister Plushie as all I could do ws stare at them with a huge smirk on my face, "It won't be long until Gohan is mine!" I cackled.

"Uhm… Leila? You might wanna look again." Nalurah said bored.

I looked back down to see Gohan and Videl kissing as Vegeta was still ranting about his stupid stuffed animal.

"HEY! That's not what's supposed to happen!" I exclaimed. I then quickly made Gohan disappear and started to sulk in a corner again.

Videl was now staring in shock at the spot where Gohan was seconds ago sa Vegeta was yelling at her for not inviting him to the wedding.

Videl got pissed, used all her strength to pull one arm out of the mechanical arm attached to the chair and hit Vegeta full in the face. Vegeta fainted.

"GO VIDEL! WHOOT!" Nalurah cheered as Vegeta hit the ground.

"HEY! You're supposed to be on my side!" I yelled from the corner.

"Yeah but I love seeing Vegeta get knocked out by a girl." Nalurah said smiling innocently. "Well anyway, Satan Videl… she doesn't have a father."

"What! I do too! My dad's Satan Hercule!" Videl said smugly.

"Yeah but we already found out he's a woman so you have 2 mothers but no father. Makes you wonder how you were created." Nalurah wondered.

"MY FATHER IS NOT A WOMAN!" Videl yelled.

"Keep dreaming. You're dad's a woman." Nalurah stated simply, "Now then, Satan Videl… she pretends to be a middle aged woman on the internet to attract older man."

"Videl's eyes widened in disgust and - as she's been doing this entire chapter – started screaming.

"Well I'm getting a headache from all the screaming and have no more 'questions' so now you know Satan Videl, the Malibu Barbie idolizing, potion brewing, Vegeta loving wife to mister Plushie who has no father and pretends to be a middle aged woman on the internet." Nalurah said as her voice faded away and she dragged me with her.

Onstage, Videl was still screaming like a madwoman and didn't notice until half an hour later that the mechanical arms had disappeared. When she did notice she ran offstage stepping on Vegeta who then got stuck to her foot and was dragged offstage like an old rag.

°hides under the table again before making the following announcement° I am officially putting this chapter on hold because as you could all till from this chapter since it sucked, I'M OUT OF IDEAS! That and I want to focus on some of my other fics so I can maybe post something new. Anyway, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! °gets mob of angry readers°