This chapter is written by Darka-Chan

Chapter 09: Son Goten

Goten wandered around the studio looking for his brother and his father. 'I could've sworn they went here…' And then everything turned black.

As he opened his eyes, Goten found himself tied to a chair, facing a camera.

"Hey I'm on TV!" he grinned. "Hi mom!"

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." A new voice says, letting the words echo through the room.

"Eh?" Goten looks around tilting his head slightly. "Who the hell are you?"

Evil cackling is heard, together with ChiChi yelling; "GOTEN! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" and Goten 'meep!'ing, but that will all be ignored as we get back to the cackling. "As this is my first and last time here, I might as well tell you now… I am… The most feared… TOOTHFAIRY!" Insane laughter is heard, and Goten puffs his cheeks.

"You didn't give me money last week!" he yells.

"Duh, that's because I'm not the tooth fairy, I'm Darka-Chan." The voice says flatly.

"Oh." Goten mutters.

"Goten…" DC starts. "He loves Videl and wants to marry her."

Goten gasps. "What! No! She's Gohan's wife!"

"HOW COULD YOU, GOTEN!" Gohan screams from within the public. "YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY WIFE! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"I'M NOT! THIS PERSON IS LYING! THE TOOTH FAIRY IS LYING!" Goten yells back.

"I'M NOT THE FREAKING TOOTHFAIRY YOU IDIOT!" DC screams, before clearing her throat. "Goten… Stole his brothers make-up -1- and gave it to Trunks to feed to the ducks."

"GOTENNNNNNNNNNNN!" Gohan yells, transforming into a super sayajin.

"GOHAN! NO! IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING! I SWEAR IT WAS! IT WAS!" Goten yells scared -though who wouldn't be with an angry SSJ Gohan in front of them o.0;-

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU GOTEN!" Gohan yells, transforming to super sayajin 2

"YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WEAR IT ANYWAY!" Goten yells in his defence, peeing in his pants.

"… oh." Gohan turns back to normal again.

"Goten…" DC continues. "Likes to pee his pants."

"NO I DON'T! I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I WAS THREE!" Goten screeches.

"Then why is your crotch wet?"

"… uhm…"

"Son Goten… Only fused as trunks as he wanted to look like him" –thanks to Angel4Buffy -

"WHAT? NO I DON'T! I LOOK BETTER THEN THAT UGLY MONKEY!" Goten yells.

"NO YOU DON'T YOU FILTHY HYPOCRITE!" DC yells back.

Trunks transports in front of Goten, an eye twitching. "What did you just say?" he growls

"… Nothing?"

"Son Goten… Is actually bi-sexual and not only in love with Videl, but also with Trunks and a picture just isn't enough…" –also thanks to Angel4Buffy-

Trunks blushes and transports to Namek to hide himself.

"Right… Goten… Dyes his hair black because his real father is Piccolo and his original hair is green."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" come the shouts of Goten, Chi Chi and Piccolo.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Goku yelled. "CHICHI! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME! AND PICCOLO! MY FRIEND! AND GOTEN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SON!"

"YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF! -2-" ChiChi screams back.

"BUT STILL!" Goku yells back.

"SHUT UP YOU!" DC yells. "THIS IS ABOUT GOTEN YA HEAR! GOTEN THE NAMEK!"

"I'M NO NAMEK!" Goten yells

"HE'S NO NAMEK!" Piccolo yells

DC flicks her fingers, and Goten's hair parts like the sea did for Moses, revealing… bald spots. "Damn, Goten. You should really watch your hair, now I know why it looks so disorientated." she murmurs.

Flicking her fingers again, the hair parts again, revealing two pale antennas.

"What do you get when you mix a human with a Namek?" DC starts. "A PALE ALIEN! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The audience is like; … wtf dude? O.O get the crack away from her!

DC clears her throat again. "To end this now so that I can smoke –stupid Leila for putting a non-smokers sticker on the door-… Now you know Son Goten; the bi-sexual Trunks and Videl loving toothfairy believer -Goten: HEY! THE TOOTHFAIRY EXISTS!- make-up ruining Trunks-wannabee pale alien that loves to pee in his pants."

"WTF? I'M NOT LIKE THAT!" Goten yells. "I'M NO BI-SEXUAL! I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE MARRON!"

"GOTENNNNNN!" Trunks growls, turning super sayajin on the poor Goten that is still tied to the chair which he just can't seem to get out off.

"Thank you for watching Know your Stars a la DBZ." DC says in a mysterious voice that starts to fade in the background, soon overlapped by the sounds of Trunks beating Goten up.

1 – check chapter 3, Son Gohan
2 – check chapter 1, Son Goku

Darka-Chan: Well, Moondalian is gone, and I was bored, and she didn't have any ideas for the fic anymore, so I decided to update it for you and her.
If you want this fic continued, then I suggest you try to give some ideas in a review -since Moondalian can't come up with any and I'm not going to keep updating for her-, preferably characters that aren't used yet.

If you can, try to give tips for;
- Brolly
- Freeza
- The Ginue force
- Buu
Or anyone else you can think of

Thanks, ne?