Information about the author: Born in the mystical land of anime-town Grennstar had become accustom to hearing Japanese. However Grennstar knew he was different. Instead of chopsticks and ramen he always had a craving for forks and pizza. One day he moved to America to pursue his writing career and awww I'm SOOOO LYING! So lets just get on with the story

Chapter one

It has been 25 years after the chuunin exam that Naruto and his friends were in. Jiraiya and Tsunade have moved out into the Konoha Mountains near the village hidden in the leaves and Naruto Uzamaki is now the 6th hokage. Shikamaru Nara has his own ninja training school known as Shadow Ninja Academy. Naruto is in a relationship with the village's own medical surgeon Sakura Haruno, and Shikamaru or "the educating genius" as they call him is in a relationship with the village's star botanist and plant scientist Ino Yamanaka.

One fine Sunday Morning

"WHAT!" yells Sakura while violently throwing dishes at Naruto. "HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT!" she yells again.

"Well I did promise the genin from Shikamaru's academy a demonstration of the charka circulatory system in action" said Naruto calmly while dodging more dishes.

"We both planned to go out to dinner for months now and whenever we get the chance something happens! First it was the great forest fire, then attacking rogue ninjas, now snotty genin?" yelled Sakura angrily.

"Well you were a genin once too!" said Naruto

"Yea and I didn't learn about the circulatory system until the chuunin exam!" said Sakura with intense anger.

"That's the problem! Kids are learning vital material to late in their lives, and the hyuuga clan won't help with the demonstration unless I'm there, and you know the hyuuga with their ability to sense and see chakra clearly can shed a lot of light on the subject of the chakra circulatory system. I think I will also ask rock lee to attend and maybe teach the students about the chakra gates." Said Naruto with delight

"THAT IS IT! I'm going on a vacation weather you approve or not, we are through you hear me?" said Sakura as she stormed out into the outside light and left.

MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF KONOHA

"What do you mean you sold it!" yelled Ino as loud as she could.

"We-well we needed to pay rent and support the school and…oh this is too troublesome!" said Shikamaru quietly.

"I cannot believe you sold all my earrings! Some of them were worth thousands!" yelled Ino again

"Well if it helps we have 400 dollars left over, maybe we could go to dinner and—

"SHUT UP!" Ino interrupted

"I'm leaving WITH those 400 dollars and going to go find myself a competent boyfriend!" said Ino as she walked out into the busy marketplace of the village

Hmm hmmm whistles Ino.

BUMP!

"Hey watch where you're going!" yell Ino and Sakura at the same time.

"Oh hey Ino what brings you here?" said Sakura.

"Well I just left Shikamaru in pursuit of a better man." Said Ino with enthusiasm

"Hey me too! Except with Naruto." Said Sakura.

"OM MY GOD! You left Naruto! WHY? He's so cute and handsome not to mention he's the hokage! Those giant blue eyes of his are soooo adorable!" squealed Ino.

"Well why did you leave Shikamaru? He's such a gentlemen and he's so intelligent!" said Sakura.

"OH! I just had the best idea! We should totally switch you and shikamaru and me with Naruto!" said Ino

"What makes you think they'll starting so soon, much less me or you!" said Sakura.

"Easy said Ino it's the rebound effect, trust me. Hey and if that doesn't work Shikamaru will worship a girl who can beat him in Chinese chess." Said Ino as she ran off towards Naruto's house.

"She's so confident. Oh well I guess I'll give it a shot, I always thought Shikamaru was great boyfriend material." Said Sakura as she skipped off to the Shadow Ninja Academy

Sorry this is so short but the next one will defiantly be at least twice as long probably even longer-so I bid you all ado, adios, bye, whatever-until next time Naruto fans please review!