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Chapter 2"Um… Can I help you Ino?" asked Naruto
"So Sakura left you? Well I'm much smarter than Sakura." said Ino
"Err………" exclaimed Naruto
"I think its great that your sooo devoted to the village being hokage and all. It must be such a hard job!" says Ino as she gets closer to Naruto
"Well yes it is demanding" says Naruto as he backs away
"Here, I brought you some rice cakes and rice wine. I'm much smarter than Sakura and I'd NEVER ever leave you!" said Ino
"Well that's nice um… I guess. (Hey maybe I can make Sakura jealous!) So where are you going with this Ino?" asked Naruto
"Well…I was thinking I could replace Sakura for you!" said Ino while winking at Naruto
"Sure…. Why not? I need a new girlfriend." Said Naruto shrugging
"HAH RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!" yelled Ino and Naruto and at the same time
"what"? Asked Ino and Naruto at the same time
"Errrr nothing!" they both said at the same time again
Back with Shikamaru!
(Ahhhhhh! I hate chess!) Said Sakura in her mind
"Well seems you failed to beat me at chess, of course what could I expect from such a ditz." Said Shikamaru
"what did you say! Never mind, so Shikamaru I hear Ino left you!" said Sakura
(Obviously she's coming right at me for a date….hmm I could use this to make Ino jealous) thought Shikamaru
"I accept your date." he said eagerly
"What….oh yea ok" said Sakura
(Hm…. he IS smart)
Some time later after Sakura messed up Shikamaru's book collection and Ino Naruto's favorite clock both girls set out to find each other.Both Sakura and Ino viciously search for each other
"Hey there you are!" They both yelled
(caution Next scene is supposed to make no sense!)
"Hey Sakura were you looking for me?" asked Ino
"Yea I was I was thinking we should…."said Sakura
"Oh yea and then we could…." Said Ino
"OMG THAT'S PERFECT" they both yelled!
"So I'll meet you there at 5:00?" asked Sakura
"Sure." Said Ino
"OKY DOKY" said Sakura
Later at dinner time"Hey Naruto! We have to go meet Sakura and Shikamaru at the ramen house soon before it closes!" said Ino
"Alright just lemme fix this STUPID hat!" Naruto yelled as a large 'thud!' came from his room
Later at the restaurant"Hi Ino hi Naruto" said Sakura
"Hello Sakura" said Ino
"Shall we go in ladies?" Both Naruto and Shikamaru asked
"pppssst…Sakura thanks." Whispered Naruto
"For what?" asked Sakura
"For letting us date new people." Said Naruto in a fake sarcastic tone of voice
In side the restaurant"So Shikamaru I see your happy." Said Ino
"Why yes I am! (AHHHHHHH!)" said Shikamaru with fake delight
"Hey Shikamaru can I talk to you IN PRIVATE! For sec? Asked Naruto
Shikamaru chokes on his noodle
"Sure I guess (mmmm…. This evening is becoming most troublesome)
"I can't Live without Sakura! I need her back!" said a desperate Naruto
"Same here well except with Ino and YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" said a frustrated Shikamaru
"We have to find a way to get those women off our backs but we can't just admit defeat and roll over. We can't just beg on our knees for them to come back to us!" said Shikamaru
"Gah Shikamaru why is everything so complicated with you?" said Naruto
"Its just the way I am." Said shikamaru
"Hey what do you think they are talking about over there?" asked Ino
"I don't know but I think we should change back!" pleaded Sakura
"Hey I want my smart 'Ol Shikamaru back also but we have to make them beg first and see the error of their ways for making us leave them in the first place!" said Ino
"Oh Shikamaru….
"Oh Ino….
"Why must you be SOOO troublesome?" asked Naruto and Sakura at the same time
PLEASE REVIEW SOON----I know this isn't much longer but…oh well, I do update frequently!