Disclaimer: I don't own Jimmy Neutron, Danny Phantom or The Fairly Odd Parents.

Author's notes: I hope that I'm not making the characters too OOC, (out of character) My friend who read this says that Cindy is too much of a flirt. Well, I say that especially in the episode "King of Mars" she acts very much like that. Don't worry, this won't turn out to be a gushy romance story. That's not my style. I hope you enjoy this and hope that this makes sense in your head. If not, in your comment, make a note of what you don't understand and I hope to clear it up. On with the story!

Timmy blinked and opened his eyes. The room seemed to be spinning and was blurred. His eyes finally focused on a smiling face, his mom."Mom?"

"Oh, sweetie, your friend Jimmy says that you passed out in the street."replies Mrs. Turner.

"Yeah, Timmy, lay off the burgers, you were heavy to carry all this way" grins Jimmy.

"I hope you're feeling better because we have to go out to the pie festival with the Fentons and the Neutrons."

"Oh, man, do I have to stay with Vicky?" moans Timmy. He sinks back into the pillows, clearly disgusted.

"Well, your little friend Jimmy says you can "hang up" with him while we are gone"says Mr. Turner.

"Uh, that's hang.. out." says Jimmy timidly.

"Whatever, it means no more Vicky!" cheers Timmy, leaping out of bed in pure joy.

"We'll be back later" cheer Timmy's Mom and Dad. They dance down the stairs and out the door.

"Hmm," thinks Jimmy aloud. "That means we can ambush Danny with his parents gone."

"I don't know." "Remember when we first met and you didn't believe in my computer programs" wonders Timmy. "What makes you so sure that he's really a ghost boy?"

"Well, the scanner is rarely wrong." "what could hurt it if we're wrong?" Jimmy shakes the thought out of his head.

"Maybe his friendship" says Timmy quietly.

They hop out of the house into Jimmy's hover car.

"But do you know how to catch a ghost?" asks Timmy as he takes the seat next to him.

" I got this ecto-gun that will encase a ghost in it until we can take it back to the lab for analysis.

"You're the man with the plan." replies Timmy.

They fly to fenton works, when they ring the doorbell."Wouldn't it be more action hero like to just smash down the door and blast the person who opened it?" wondered Timmy

"That's just rude." Jimmy responds. He whips out the ecto-gun that looks like a pistol except for the green ooze dripping off the end. "Now we fire" He shoots it with a squishing sound and they look to see what they hit. They hit Danny who looks shocked. "What's the big idea?" Danny asks.

"Oh, you should know, you chaos causing ectoplasm being." Jimmy mutters.

"Tucker! Sam!" yells Danny, knowing full well that they are hardly within earshot.

Sam walks down the empty halls of the school looking for the room that the group meets in. She wonders to herself why she's even going. She doesn't think she has a problem with her relationship with Danny.

"Hi.. is this the room for the relationship issue meeting.?" She steps tentatively into the room. Sam sees three girls sitting inside. Cindy, who she met yesterday, a black-haired girl with pigtails and a over sized glasses and a gray skirt sit patiently inside. The other girl is Ms. Kle.

"Ah, Samantha, glad you decided to join us today" smiles Ms. Kle.

"Yeah, I don't know if I really belong here"replies Sam in a curt voice. " And Please, call me Sam."

"Ah, okay." "okay, let's introduce ourselves." "I'm Ms. Kle, I'm the leader of this program,and I'm 19 and working on becoming a school psychologist."

Cindy clears her throat. "I'm Cindy and I'm 12. I like a guy, but we've been enemies practically since the day we met." " Lately I'm debating telling him what I feel.

The other girl opens her mouth to reveal a set of braces. "I'm Tootie and I'm also 12." " I like a boy, but He tells me that he's not interested in girls yet." " What am I to do?"

Sam finally speaks. "I'm Sam, I'm 14 , about to turn 15, and I really like my best friend. "He is so strange."

"I think I wanna try something." "Cindy and Sam, pair up and compare your situations. I'll have a chat with Tootie." states Ms. Kle .

"Okay. I've been enemies with Neutron Forever.." trails off Cindy.

"I've been best friends with Danny forever.." responds Sam

"I've always played tricks on him..." comments Cindy tiredly.

"I've always been supportive of him." sighs Sam

"He's gone after other girls, and it makes me so jealous.." their voices overlap..

"And you like him like that!" both girls say in astonishment.

"Yeah" they both admit, red-faced and blushing

"Okay you two, we are adjourned for the day" Ms. Kle grins. " I hope you realized that your situations aren't so different after all."

"Bye" they all say and scurry off so no one sees them.

However in Jimmy's lab, Danny vehemently denies what they say. " I'm NOT THE GHOST BOY!" He is in a plexi-glass containment cell.

'Well, let's see what the analysis says." Jimmy cocks his head at the computer, which is spitting out a paper strip."Hmmm.." he says "Eureka!" "Just as I suspected."

"WHAT!" says Timmy and Danny anxiously.

"It's..." says Jimmy to add some drama to the situation at hand...

"WHAT!" ask the boys again.

"Danny's DNA looks like this." Jimmy whips out a picture of a DNA ladder covered in goo.

"Ew." comments Timmy. "That looks icky"

"And if that's not enough proof, here is the analysis of his body, 50 human, 50 ectoplasm."

"So...what does that mean?" questions Timmy, "Is he the ghost boy or not?"

"Well, in layman's terms, it means that he is a ghost .. and human." answers Jimmy shakily.

Timmy folds his arms. "So, are you a good ghost or a evil ghost?"

"Well, considering that I saved you at school you could be a LITTLE grateful!"shrieks Danny angrily.

"This would go a lot easier, Mr. Phantom if you would chill out and let us work." sighs Jimmy as he skims the readouts.

"CHILL OUT! YOU SHOT ME WITH AN ECTO GUN AND KIDNAPPED ME! YOU POKED AND PRODDED ME ." Danny falls silent and gives them both condescending looks.

"Well, since Danny refuses to comment, we don't know if he is evil or not." Jimmy answers Timmy's question. "So, Danny, can you transform, or are you just disguising yourself with some sort of cloaking device ?'

"It's none of your business." says Danny icily. "Isn't it good enough that you weaseled my secret out me with science."

"I didn't want to do this..." sighs Jimmy reluctantly. He taps the nearby lab table with a silver remote on it.

"Ooh!" says Timmy. "Pretty button."

"Okay, Timmy, you can press it." says Jimmy tiredly.

BZZT. The noise is as painful as it sounds. Danny gets a painful shock resonating from the walls. "How-what...why?"

"That cage that contains you also can shock you" says Jimmy dully as he turns around to put the remote down. Timmy stares at the ceiling , his eyes glazing over from boredom.

Danny sees his reflection. He sees his hair turn to silver and then black to it's usual raven-black. Danny sighs. At least it is over. He looks down at his shirt and sees that that the red oval has turned to the DP symbol that is on Danny Phantom's chest. He squeals and covers it with a hand.

Both of them now stare at him. "Talk, please" pleads Timmy. " I just wanted to know if I was right and not going insane"

Danny complains loudly. "You do this to confirm your sanity!" " Look at you, enclosing me in a cage like a dangerous animal." " That's pretty insane to me!"

"Ah, Danny, we would feel empathic for you if we knew if you were a good ghost or a evil one." says Jimmy. " Okay, Timmy, you can hit the button again."

BZZTT . Danny screams in agony, even harder than before. This time it's not just his hair and symbol that changes, it's everything. Danny is not so lucky this time, both are staring with a hawk-like intensity. "Dang" says Danny under his breath

"Cool emblem" says Timmy admiringly

"Yeah, my gir-i mean-Sam designed it for me" Danny sighs.

"Mmm." says Jimmy, "So, you know the full extent of your powers, right?" "The ecto-blasts, the shielding, duplicating, intangibility, etc."

"Yeah, pretty much." says Danny, relieved that they didn't find anything out of the ordinary.

"Well, Daniel Fenton, you are fine, though I have to ask you not to hold this against us." Jimmy bites his lip and continues " We weren't sure if you were dangerous or not."

"Understandable... I guess." Danny scratches his neck.

Danny opens the door to the exit hatch and zips away. Timmy and Jimmy watch him go away. "I don't know about you, but frankly, I was less confused when I came out the closet with Cindy."

Timmy screws his face up laughing. "Okay" laughs Jimmy " I could have worded that a little better, couldn't have I."

"Yes." "But I think I know what you meant to say." Timmy paces the floor in an uneven circle.

Jimmy sighs. "So what do we do now?" " Do we have to hold in out tongue in front of Tuck and Sam?"

"We should ask Cosmo and Wanda." "They always seem to know what to do" states Timmy."Cosmo and Wanda !"

"HI Timmy and Jimmy!" says Cosmo cheerily. "Whacha need, sport?"

"Danny revealed his big secret to us." "I mean it's going to be awkward talking to him" Timmy mutters.

"Don't mention it" advises Wanda. "Act like you heard nothing"

"Okay.." " I want to go to the Retroadreno-land and forget about it by riding possibly dangerous rides ." Timmy remarks .

"You mean the Floody Waters part or the regular part?" asked Jimmy

"Whatever." Timmy added. As they headed out, Jimmy had a vague feeling of dread in his stomach. " I hope this doesn't end in disaster." he thinks aloud as he heads up the tube to the regular part of his clubhouse.

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