Author's Note: Alright, this chapter has little to do with the fic at this point, containing no previously-mentioned characters, but I'm bored and just felt like writing this. Please note that this is my BROTHER'S character, and his story idea. He may, or may not, ever show up again.

Chapter 13- Sidetracked

Corey, Supreme Lord of all that is Spiffy and Stuff, laughed evilly to himself. For he, Corey, Supreme Lord of all that is Spiffy and Stuff, had just captured a level a-million Corphish!

Okay, so it was level 26. But who cares? It's a Corphish, the oh-so-awesome lord of all that is crawfish-ish! And all it took was twenty Ultraballs, and six Revives!

It's very lucky he'd found all those damaged returns in the dumpster behind the Pokemon Center!

After affectionately naming his newest Pokemon Ebirah, after the giant Godzilla-monster, he decided to introduce it to his other two Pokemon, who'd been there when he caught it!

"Hey Godzilla!" The hyper little Totodile, level 33 and still at its first stage, stopped dancing at the sound of its name, blinking curiously at its trainer. Corey released Ebirah. "This is our new friend! Isn't he neat?"

"To-totodile-tot!" Said Godzilla in agreement, returning to hopping excitedly. Corey grinned as he found another Pokeball on his desk and tossed it, releasing a disgruntled-looking, level 31 Duskull. The ghost Pokemon drifted around, aimlessly. Its trainer laughed.

"Hedorah! I caught a Corphish! Isn't that exciting?"

The Duskull took one look at the little crayfish Pokemon, grinned evilly (though no one would ever know), and Confuse Ray-ed the poor little crustacean.

As Ebirah stumbled around confuse-edly and Hedorah laughed, Corey yelled at the Requiem Pokemon.

"That was mean! Why did you do that?"

"Skull-dus!" It responded, sticking out its tongue. Corey twitched.

"Godzilla! Use Water Gun!"

"To-to-DILE?" As Godzilla charged for his attack, Hedorah simply leaned over, opened its mouth, and-

GLOMPH!

"ACK!" Corey fell backwards, staring in disbelief as his Duskull attempted to EAT his Totodile! Usually it was the other way! Around! As the disturbed trainer tries to separate his freakish Pokemon, and his Corphish continues to stumble about, the camera zooms away into the sky.

THE END!