Don't own a thing. So back off scary lawyer dudes!

Next up … Lily! Mwha ha ha! I know this should have been put up before I did James' song, but I didn't get the idea for Lily's song until afterwards sorry.

"…So just as I was leaning in to kiss her, all of sudden she jumps up and starts singing about how if I love her she'll know when I kiss her! So when she comes to an end I give her my best shot then say I'd rather just be friends!" grinned Sirius, causing Peter, James and himself to burst out laughing. Lupin just frowned, but couldn't stop the smirk that appeared on his face. (So you know, he's talking about Cher's shoop shoop song)

Lily, who had been sitting further up the Gryffindor table spluttered and turned on them, anger clearly on her face.

"You, you, you berk!" shouted Lily, at a loss to find a word best to describe him. "The spell has no control over what you sing, revealing intimate thoughts, you cant avoid it! You insensitive … imbecile!"

"Oh, hey Lily," smirked James, "bit peeved that you didn't get to sing that song to me then?"

"You wish!" she said, just as she disappeared to been found (guess where) on a stage between the teachers table and the students, with James, Sirius and Lupin standing behind her.

Lily smirked as she heard the beginning of the tune, knowing the song from the previous summer while the lads behind her looked extremely worried.

(What ensues is a fair amount of Lily having a lot of fun, while the guys are increasingly uncomfortable with the way the song is going. Just imagine lily turning on each of the guys in turn, dancing with them and during the chorus Lily being in the front singing while them 3 dance behind her, heh heh.)

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else


Okay, so you're Moony Lupin
That don't impress me much
So you got the brains but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much


I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a wand up his sleeve-just in case
And all that messing of the hair oughta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should get into place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else


Okay, so you're James Potter
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

yeah


You're one of those guys who likes to shine his broom
You make me wash my hands before you let me get on
I can't believe you kiss your broom good night
now c'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right?


Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else


Okay, so you've got a broom
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night


That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Ah ha yep yeah


Okay, so what do you think you're Sirius or something...
That don't impress me

Oh no.

That don't impress me much

Oh no

yeah

The song ended with Lily bowing low to her fans, which was basically everyone including all the Slytherins, while the marauders slinked off hoping to avoid comment.