Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea of a crossover. Nope, not Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron or Fairly Odd parents.

Author's notes: I have to thank Kle, Kimberly and Christopher for letting me use their identities. Some of you had no clue who Eustace was. I found a picture of him ( thanks Taylor) at http/i20. . He's the boy in the middle. This chapter is going to be a bit funnier than the last one. I know it was a bit confusing in the previous chapter. Rest assured, it won't be the darkest chapter or the hardest to read.

"And if x equals 5, then x plus 4 equals..."trails off Ms. Fowl. " I'm sure Mr. Fenton could tell us what x + 4 equals..."

"Huh?" asks Danny, who comes out of a sleepy haze. All of the fun and ghost fighting from the weekend left him exhausted. He hadn't MEANT to fall asleep, it had just happened.

"The answer?" questions Ms. Fowl as she taps the board.

"It's... 64?" says Danny hesitantly. He really has no idea what's going on.

"Hmm" Ms. Fowl frowns angrily. "Where does 5 + 4 64 ? Maybe in your world. Pay attention, Danny or you'll get detention."

The whole class laughs , Danny turns a scarlet red and slumps down in his seat. The bell rings and the room is filled with the sound of shuffling.

"What's up with you, man?" wonders Tucker aloud as they file out of the classroom.

"Eh, the usual ghost stuff, this time it was Ember. This time, she didn't fight me, she just soared away." admits Danny with a yawn. "Jimmy also called me really late to tell me that he had something to show me" he also adds tiredly.

"So, what's to be afraid of?" states Sam.

"He said that it was something very powerful." mumbles Danny.

"And by powerful, you think he means... potentially dangerous." completes Sam wryly.

"Well... yeah." Danny rubs the back of his neck. He had a study hall next, he could contemplate this there..

"Show ME!" demands Timmy.

"No!" insists Jimmy furiously as he darts away in the direction of his 5th period English class. He had promised to show Timmy at lunch , but Timmy kept bugging him to show him.

Timmy frowns. " When, then?"

"Ha, and you say you're not a poet." Jimmy snickers. "At lunch. I think."

"FIIIINE." Timmy stalks off to math angrily.

Jimmy opens his backpack flap and checks a container. " Good. It's okay." He checks to make sure that it is padded well and marches into English.

By lunchtime, Timmy and Danny are dying to know what Jimmy is hiding. Timmy hurtles up to Jimmy and tackles him. " So? What is it?" he gasps out .

"Wait until after you eat." Jimmy coughs. "And help me up. There are better ways to get my attention than TACKLING me."

Timmy helps him up. " Fine" He sits down next to Cindy.

"What'd you bring for lunch?" Cindy asks conversationally.

" I don't know, but I wish it was a triple decker peanut butter sandwich and a carton of milk." Timmy replies loudly. Cosmo and Wanda poof it into his lunch box and he pulls it out. " Yep, just what I wished for." He winks at them and they smile.

After everyone eats, Jimmy dramatically pulls out a flask of something. "This is Love Potion #976/J"

Danny stares at it skeptically. " This ... is dangerous?"

"Love, manufactured obsession or otherwise can be very dangerous" Jimmy says in a matter of fact tone.

Sam picks up the bottle and shakes it carefully. "So... what are you going to use this for?"

"Certainly not to get a girl..." chuckles Jimmy falsely. He gets funny looks from everyone at the table. " I said, certainly not." says Jimmy awkwardly.

Cindy slumps in her seat. No way that girl was her she thought even after that whole thing in the closet. Now that I think about it, that was pretty embarrassing. "It's probably Betty or some airhead like that" Cindy says under her breath.

Tucker arches a eyebrow. " What was that, Cindy?"

"Nothing." she mumbles, turning a brilliant red " Nothing at all" she repeats softly.

Sam gives her a concerned look. She knows the telltale signs of a girl having to deal with her crush' s girlfriend. Cindy smiles back weakly and bites her lip. No more talking for her.

Timmy excuses himself into the hallway. Everything was becoming a bit too personal at the table for his taste. "Cosmo, Wanda" he whispers to his watch.

" Hi Timmy!" exclaims Cosmo. " Glad to see that you weren't mauled by the ghost boy when we weren't looking" He grins goofily and poofs up some chocolate pudding. He swallows a spoonful.

"Pudding Party!" Cosmo starts to dance a silly dance, but is stopped by Wanda.

"Stop that!" she insists.

Timmy scowls. " I didn't call you for a pudding party, what if somebody sees you?"

Sheen barrels into Timmy " Hi Timmy!" says Sheen in his hyperactive way. " Hi Cosmo! Are you going to make me a fairy again?"

"I might. If I do, can we ride a hot dog again?" asks Cosmo

"Cool." says Sheen. He runs off.

Timmy sighs and heads back to the cafeteria. He'll never get to to do any wishing during school like last year.

The bell rings and the group breaks up. Cindy, Jimmy, Danny , Tucker and Sam head into the Biology Lab. The chalkboard has hearts and " Romantic Lab Partner Day " is written on the board in swirly writing. " OH NO!" shrieks Sam.

"Romantic Lab Partner Day?" says Cindy dreamily. She snaps back to reality. " Oh. My. God.!"

Mr. Crocker jumps on the lab table at the front of the classroom. "We are celebrating Romantic Lab Partner day in honor of Cupid the FaIrLy GoDpArEnT! You have oh... about 10 seconds to chose who you'll be stuck with for the whole 80 minutes of class and lab. Please move your backpacks to the back of the room"

Tucker inches slowly away from Sam and Danny. "No offense dude, but you aren't exactly my idea of a romantic lab partner." He sidles up to a girl with blue-gray eyes and golden- blond hair named Kimberly.

"Will you be my lab partner?"

"No way!" responds Kimberly. " I'm partnered with Christopher." Tucker gives him a evil look. Christopher has blue eyes and dirty blond hair.

Tucker scowls and finds an empty table and hugs his PDA tightly. "You're my lab partner."

Sam and Danny exchange an awkward glance. They both blush furiously and look away in embarrassment.

Cindy nudges Jimmy. "Jimmy.. are we still lab partners?"

Jimmy smiles. "seeing as everyone else is paired up.. sure."

Jimmy moves to the back of the room to put his bag away. The love potion falls out of the open hole in his backpack. It falls down slowly. "NOOOO!" screams Danny and Jimmy. They both dive for it and their heads collide. "OW" they scream.

"Better get some ice for that" mutters Crocker from behind a paranormal magazine.

"Did you get it?" asks Jimmy anxiously.

Danny whips the beaker from behind him. "This?"

"Yeah" They place the tube on the table , not noticing the tiny crack in the bottle. They leave the classroom. A minuscule drop of the love potion hits the lab table , hits the table and infects the whole room.

"Here, boys, an ice pack each" says the nurse. " Oh, you big-headed boy , you'll need two."

Jimmy scowls and balances both ones on his head as he heads out of the office. They push to door open. The people that are are partners are gazing at each other lovingly with the exception of Sam and Cindy, who are focused intently on their report sheets.

Jimmy slides in next to Cindy. "What's up?"

Cindy turns to look at him " Like you care..." She suddenly stares at him in a love sick way. " Like you, that's what I do. I like you a lot"

Jimmy backs up. "What's wrong with..." He sees the hearts in her eyes. "Love Potion?"

Danny plops next to Sam. "You get anything done?"

Sam slams down her pen. "What do you think I was just.." Her eyes get the same look Cindy's have. "Thinking about you?" she continues. " 'cause I was."

Danny smacks his forehead and looks at the ceiling tiles. " NEUUUTRON! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"

Read and review... or else I'll take this story off and delete it FOREVER. Oh, and if you like it, you'll add it to your alert list so I don't have to e-mail ½ a dozen people notifying them about new chapters.