Disclaimer: darkbunny92 does not own Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron or The Fairly Odd parents. All she owns is this wildly unpopular story idea.
Author's Notes: I don't have very much to say about the topic of the story, but I would love any opinions about this story, It'll help me to think about something I have planned to do. Lots of reviewers this time, maybe I should check my e-mail more often.
Jessica01-Uh...Is that a compliment? I hope so :) Or was that question why hasn't Nickelodeon done a crossover like this in general
Danny staggers out of the house in a tired haze. Timmy walks beside him, reassuring him that he's not in any trouble, that they just want to talk. " Look, I don't know what's wrong with you" Timmy remarks " But by no means is it mine or Jimmy's fault"
Danny scowls at him. " Well, I'm kind of exhausted, don't pry for info, please?"
Timmy nods and smiles wisely into the distance .Their footsteps make scraping sounds as Danny drags his feet.
The two boys don't speak for the rest of the trip, preferring to look in the opposite direction. They are both distracted by their own personal concerns. Or in Timmy's case, lack of personal crisis. He was so used to having something going on,that he had a vaguest feeling that something catastrophic was due to happen, in contrast to the dull time he was having now.
They arrive at Jimmy's clubhouse. Danny pulls on the corner of Timmy's shirt. "Remind me what you two want to tell me?"
Timmy sighs and repeats what he has said. "Jimmy wants to keep us informed on what his latest plans for fixing this mess . That's all that I know." He turns his face down so Danny can't tell that he's lying through his teeth.
Danny lets go of his shirt and pushes him in. "You first."
Jimmy has the projector set up and he has the pointer ready. He has a grim look on his face.
"So, what's this for?" asks Danny.
"Well, I have a theory that many of the weird things happening are connected" Jimmy sighs. A chart is projected of all of the weird things happening, ranging from Danny's powers to the ghost attacking the school and the love potion.
Danny frowns "Number one, My powers came over a year ago, long before any of this weirdness came about. Number Two, the ghost attacks happen all the time at my school normally, so that was ( I suppose) it must happen to the amalgam school as well. Number three, the love potion could have been a freak accident."
Jimmy appears to mull it over. " I guess that makes sense..." He sighs. "Well, that's not all I had to tell you guys."
Timmy says grumpily "Oh, quit the fanfare, big brain and just tell him already. The poor guy was up at 5 am exorcising the "box ghost" from my box of crimson chin comics"
Jimmy acts flustered. "Well, in this amalgam universe, there has to be a place where they intersect. It's an area where you can see the individual universes. The solution is this." He lifts up the familiar shimmering blue orb out of a box.
"So, what has to be done to this thingamajig?" questions Danny.
"Well, this thing has to be thrown into the place with a tremendous amount of force." Jimmy mutters distractedly.
Danny acts upon impulse and bursts out with a response. " I'll do it."
Timmy cuts in " Danny, this'll sound too touching, but you don't have to"
Danny continues " No. I think that I haven't enough to help you guys. I insist."
Jimmy and Timmy exchange a glance. "If you say so." says Jimmy.
"So, you guys want to ... catch a movie?Or something?" Danny asks. " I need a chill-out moment with all of this going on." He leans casually on the nearby table.
Jimmy stares at him. " Danny, what's wrong?"
Danny glares right back. " Nothing!" he insists. Suddenly, his hand is not visible and he falls through the table with a thump. His intangibility has kicked in. He wills himself to become solid again. It does, but it results in Jimmy giving him a smirk.
"Just like I thought" Jimmy says coolly. "Your powers can be affected by emotion. You're feeling very frustrated."
Danny rubs his temples so hard that it looks like he's trying to drill a hole in his head. "Maybe everything can't be proved with science. Like I said, wanna go see the new Jet Fusion movie?"
Timmy grins widely and stands up halfway. "You're speaking my language, let's go!"
"WAIIIT!"Jimmy grabs them both by their shirts. "We're not going anywhere until DANNY here, explains what's going on."
Danny exhales sharply. "Look,I'm not telling you anything , Jimmy!"
Jimmy bites his lip "Fine. We can do this the nice way, or we can use my brain scanner to read your mind."
Danny stands his ground. "NO!"
Jimmy whips out an invention that looks rather like a large hairdryer "I've been meaning to try this out on somebody else. Mind you, I haven't used it since it switched my and Cindy's brains"
Danny shudders and digs his nails into Jimmy's seat. " Fine, the easy way it is"
Cosmo poofs above Timmy's head. "Ooh, look, a awkward teenager about to spill his guts!" He poofs up a bag of popcorn and a movie theater chair. " I love this show!"
Wanda frowns. "Cosmo!" She grabs him by the ear and they poof into Timmy's coat pocket so they can listen without the fanfare..
Danny sits down and begins "I think, no, I KNOW that I pissed off Sam when I told her that I didn't like her at all. Not even as a friend is how she took it. . No matter how many times I try to apologize,she just blows me off again with a line like "Tell it to someone who you like" He groans. "And to add to all of this, you just dropped a bombshell, that you think that you might have a problem and a cure at the same time. ." Danny closes his eyes and slumps over. He looks as if a great load has been lifted off his shoulders, only to be dropped back on again.
Jimmy and Timmy gaze at him with a mixture of pity and understanding in silence. "So, where do we go from here?" whispers Timmy, breaking the silence like a shattering crystal in silence.
Jimmy sighs. "Wanna go catch that movie?"
"Nuts to you!" Evil Jimmy barks loudly into the phone. "Get over it!" He yells into another phone.
Dani shuffles into the room, rubbing her head with obvious pain. "What's going on?"
Evil Jimmy hangs up the phones simultaneously with a flourish and a frown. " The pawns are doing nothing but screwing things up and they're bringing bad news. That's the worst"
Danielle gives him a sideways glance. " Have you ever heard of the phrase don't shoot the messenger ?"
Evil Jimmy frowns then brightens up slightly. "Shooting the messenger, GREAT IDEA!"
Dani gives him a significant look. "That's not what I meant"
"Eh, either way, it's a good idea" continues Evil Jimmy.
Dani raises her eyebrows. "So what was the bad news? Was it really so bad that you have to kill the messenger?"
Evil Jimmy props up his head with his hand. "Oh, it's bad. If it wasn't, I wouldn't make a fuss over it."
Gary trots in. "So, what's going on here? What's the bad news?"
"Exactly what I want to know" grumbles Danielle
"Here's the bad news" growls Evil Jimmy. "The loser three are getting more powerful."
"So?" comments Gary " We can take 'em."
Evil Jimmy looks at him with increasing frustration. "We don't know that exactly"
Dani stares at them both with a condescending look. "Instead of arguing, we should be trying to figure how to beat them."
The two boys give her a shameful look. " This.. pushes up the time line faster than we thought" says Gary softly.
"Well.. it's time to bring out the big guns."declares Evil Jimmy, punctuating his point with a pounding of his fist against the table.
Well? What do ya think? Only two chapters until the end. But.. if I get five reviews, I've got a surprise for you readers.
