Lets see. I own errrm, no don't own that, no don't own that either. Hmm. Looks like I don't own anything apart from the idea of getting Peter to sing a song sung by Mcfly.

Pancakes for Spottedear94, (I am proud! Gosh! big smile never actually heard that song. I've always loved Maroon 5's She will be loved. Its soooo romantic. I give you my condolences about your brother. Mine is the same. Raisins aren't that nice really. I prefer sultanas) EllaEnchantedwithFred, (will do – I've already got one planned for Snape cackles evily) Mrs. Radcliffe 13 (I'm afraid I don't know that song either sorry) and Daft Angelus (I did think about that one, but that sorta song is used so much I got bored and went for something a little more random) for reviewing! Aren't pancakes nice? Yum. So you know, last chapter was Westlife's When your looking like that. And now, I am killing 2 birds with stone – making fun of Mcfly as well as Peter Pettigrew! Woo!

Peter Pettigrew watched Melissa Warren, fifth year Ravenclaw stand up to leave the hall, wondering if she would say yes if he was to ask her out. James, Sirius and Remus had been very truthful though. He had no chance whatsoever.

Suddenly Peter disappeared from where the marauders were eating dinner to appear in front of a very full hall of students and teachers. It seemed nearly everyone was there (a/n MWAH HA HA)

Recently I've been,
Hopelessly reaching
Out for this girl,
Who's out of this world believe me.
She's got a boyfriend,
He drives me round the bend
Coz he's 23 he's an auror
He'd kill me

(It was at this point that the Slytherins gave up any chance of being dignified and fell into hysterical laughter, many falling off their seats)


For so many nights now,
I find myself thinking about her now


Coz obviously she's out of my league,
How can I win she keeps dragging me in,
And I know I,
never will be good enough for her,
No no
Never will be good enough for her.


Got to escape now
Get on a broom NOW YEAH
I'm off to London and that's where I'll stay for two years

(It was at this point that many students from the other houses followed the Slytherins lead)


And put her behind me,
(I'll put her behind me)
Go to a place where she can't find me.
Oooh


Coz obviously she's out of my league,
I'm wasting my time coz she'll never be mine
And I know I never will be good enough for her
No no
Never will be good enough for her


She's out of my hands,
And I never know where I stand
Cos I'm not good enough for her
(Good enough for her)
Good Enough good enough for her
Good enough for her
Good enough for her


Coz obviously she's out of my league
I'm wasting my time coz she'll never be mine
And I know I never will be good enough for her

Coz obviously she's out of my league
But how can I win she keeps dragging me in
and I never will be good enough for her
And I know I never will be good enough for her

Coz obviously she's out of my league
I'm wasting my time coz she'll never be mine
I never will be good enough for her

Never will be good enough for her

Remus, Sirius and James recovered enough from their full out laughter to look slightly sympathetic, but enjoyed Peter's performance to make in completely sincere.