Love and Harry Potter Happy Family cards to Hogwartsgirl52, Raven's magic (scary? Aww! Thank you!), KingSimba'sBestFriend (blushes) thank you, fenderbender505, Ravyn-Amre (blushes) you're so sweet! and blackqueen dude, I do try to update when I can but I've basically ran out of ideas and so I'm updating whenever inspiration strikes at the moment. (blushes) I'm sure its not the only one. I love reviews! Anyway, this one is Kaiser Chief's I predict a riot. I know they'd probably be turning in their graves if they found out…or had graves…but nevermind. Enjoy!
Professor Trelawney had decided to visit the great hall for dinner, obeying the spirits in her head that told her to. Having predicted the deaths of those sitting next to her enough to sufficiently freak them out, she had stood up to leave but disappeared before she had the chance. Appearing in front of the school with the sound of a bass guitar and drums starting, she could do nothing but sing:
Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Hogsmeade is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a death eater
Would never have happened to Potter
And old Dumbledore
La-ah-ah, la la la la la la
Ah-ah-ah, la la la la la la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I tried to get on my broom
A man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no wands on
To borrow a knut for a bookmark
If it wasn't for books, well they'd be baffled
They're not very mystical
La-ah-ah, la la la la la la
Ah-ah-ah, la la la la la la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Hogsmeade is quite scary
And not very mystical
La-ah-ah, la la la la la la
Ah-ah-ah, la la la la la la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
Sweeping out of the great all with as much mysticalness as she could, she left the hall with students either falling out their chairs laughing or panicking that the Death Eaters are coming! The Death eaters are coming!