Wax crayons to my most lovely reviewers, Ravyn-Amre, Hogwartsgirl52 and blackqueen. I'd been thinking about doing Snape next, and hogwartsgirl52 suggested the Spice girls in her last review. The connection didn't actually appear until I got blackqueen's review, at which I was all "update update update update update … what? ... Who? … Spice girls … update … Snape … OMG Snape Spice girls!" so there you are. The wonders of my mind at work.
Professor Snape glided very very quickly down the hallway, heading to the Great Hall for lunch, trying to ignore the incessant buzzing of Mary Sue who was following him.
"You bloody Slytherin! I love you, you damn death eater! You could make this real simple but nooooo. You've got to be all heartless Voldiedork supporter. Will you just tell me what you want from me?" Mary Sue yelled at him in the middle of the hall, regardless of who was watching.
Suddenly Snape stopped gliding and turned to her, looking about as innocent as a bear trap in the deep dark jungle with bits of blood surrounding it and a huge sign saying "Oy! Over here if you want to kill yourself, or at least become terribly maimed!" (a/n though since its dark, you probably cant read the sign…oh well. You get my point right?). "You want to know what I want? What I really really want?" he said smoothly, but then Snape suddenly disappears and appears at the front of the hall, and he starts singing:
Yo,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me
what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I
want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what
you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I
wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want
my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it
fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act
together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want,
what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you
really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my
lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever
friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to
give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
What
do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can
handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a
try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.
Yo I'll
tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what
you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If
you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last
forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have
got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
So
here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen
carefully,
We got spies in the place you've got to hide your
face,
we got H like AD who likes it on an
Easy P doesn't come
for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me well you'll see,
Slam
your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind
it all around.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with
my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you
wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but
that's the way it is.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam,
slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body
down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all
around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my
lover.
Snape very quickly glided out the hall, ready to murder anyone who so much as glanced at anything in his general direction. He needn't of worried really. Most were to busy on the floor laughing their head off. Mary Sue followed him, knowing that though she'd probably be killed and or tortured to insanity, it was ok as she was just a Mary Sue and would magically appear healed and not dead in the next chapter.