Disclaimer: I do not have Naruto or Barney in my arsenal of 'own'!
Yes, this is before that whole Uchiha massacre thingy.
"The answers are B, B, C, A, D, D, C, A, D, B, A, C, C, B, A, A, C, D, B, A." Neji hastily told Kiba.
"Gee, thanks Neji!" Kiba thanked him, but Neji just took him by the wrist and wrenched him out of his seat.
"Byakugan!" He muttered. Veins popped and Kiba was freaked out. Really freaked out.
"Er…"
"No time, come on! Let's tail them!" And they rushed off. Well, Neji rushed off, Kiba bobbed along like a rag doll, Akamaru whining.
Later…
Now, you boys stay here and welcome the guests, okay?" Shino's mom told them. They had been running all through the house and Shino's mom didn't exactly like that.
"Okay…" They all muttered.
"Well, I'll be off!"
Ding-Dong!
"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!" A blonde haired girl to whom Shino knew as his 'can't spell' appeared at the door and flung herself onto Sasuke, who was making signs that showed horror, fright, and signs of suffocation.
"She should be with you. Can't spell your name without hers." Shikamaru chuckled into Shino's ear. Twitch, twitch.
"Hey! I heard that Shikamaru!" Ino snapped. "No offense Shino, you're nice and all, but Sasuke's the hunkiest guy alive…" She got those dreamy eyes in her again. Now this twitch, twitch goes to Sasuke.
Shikamaru, Kiba, and Neji were snickering like wild in the background.
Ding-Dong!
"Ino-Pig! Get off of Sasuke!!!!!!" The pink-haired girl that was Sakura hollered at Ino as she shoved her aside. "Oh Sasuke, you've grown so much more handsome since I last saw you yesterday…"
"Someone help save me from these rabid fan girls…" Sasuke managed to muster out. Neji, Shikamaru, and Kiba took no noticed, even though had heard. Shino? He was answering the door. The kids lingered with them while their parents went off to who knows where.
Ding-Don Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Don Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Don Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Don Ding-Dong Ding-Dong Ding-Dong!!!!
"SOMEONE GET THE DOOR!!!" Shino's mother yelled from the kitchen. Of course, all the women helped with dinner while the men played whatever. Basically it was boasting from their juvenile days. Well, for now, Shino's dad and Kiba's dad (let's all pretend he has one for now, because at some point, he did) were very into a game of arguing about who's the best.
"Um… Hello Hinata…" Shino greeted her. Neji shot her a 'look' and eyed her uncle and aunt. Her mother tagged along behind, clearly not wanting to say anything.
"O-Oh, h-hello Shino…" Then she quietly whispered into his ear, because he was like the only person that understood. "N-Naruto isn't going to be here, is he?"
"He live just two doors away, we could go find him later." Shino whispered back.
"Oh… T-Thank you…" Hinata thanked and blushed a bit. Neji could see that, and Kiba could hear that. None of them said a thing, but inside was the same:
HOW COULD SHE LIKE THAT JERK NARUTO?!
Ding-Dong!
"Er… Hi TenTen…" Shino greeted her.
"Cool! So this was where the ghost hippies said they live. They come wandering around my graveyard at night sometimes." She smiled at him.
"Wait, you're saying you have a graveyard in your backyard?! I've been there a million times and you don't!" Neji retorted.
"Yeah I do! It's a grave yard of crumbs that you drop when you come over and bake cookies."
"At least mine aren't burnt like yours!"
"Mine are good! I actually put SUGAR in it instead of SALT!!!" And after a bit of though, she added. "And you like pink!"
"You like pink?!" Shino questioned. Kiba, and Shikamaru were laughing their heads off. Sasuke was still being attacked by Ino and Sakura.
"Er… TenTen likes Barney!" Neji tried.
"Hey!" TenTen retorted.
"Would you two stop snapping at each other? I'm trying to concentrate on being like Neji." Lee went after his rings were feeble. So he just let himself in.
"Why are you trying to act like Neji?" Kiba asked. He would've added something like: "Besides, he's a total bleep" But since he was so generous to help him with his make-up work, he decided against that. Little did he know that Neji just faked the whole thing. So all Kiba will get on Monday is a big fat F. Wait, not F, F-. (if there was such a thing) Let's all take a moment to think…
"Because someone dared me." Lee answered.
"If I were you, which I am not while I am trying to act like me when in you, I wouldn't have said that." Neji pointed out to Lee.
"Drat!" Lee whined as he returned to Lee. "I could've won a penny!"
Ding-Dong!
"Hey, Ino, you forgot your bag of sugar cookies at my house when you and your dad came over. I ate them all so, er, I made new ones?" Chouji told Ino as he handed her a bag.
"Thanks I guess…" She said as she opened the bag with one hand and her mouth. The other one was around Sasuke's neck. "Uh, Chouji, it's empty."
"Oh darn! I must have eaten them on the way!!!"
And so that concludes the guest, because I'm not including the adults in this. It's about Shino people! (even though I go way off-track sometimes.)
Even more later…
"Um, okay. Before we go to dinner, erm…" Shino was totally overpowered by all the yelling people and such that no one heard anything he had just said.
"Need help?" Sasuke asked. Thank goodness Ino and Sakura were fighting with each other instead of over him. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!" He yelled. "Not only does that make me look bad in front of the girls, it makes me look good in front of the guys." Sasuke whispered afterwards.
"Okay, first off, we can either sleep together in one huge room, which I think the girls would strongly object against, or we could sleep in pairs. You can't sleep by yourself just in case the headless baron pays a visit, okay?" Shino told them. Then for paying back Sasuke, he added. "And I think I'll roomie with Sasuke, judging that none of you guys want to sleep in one huge room. Come to think of it, that would mean utter chaos."
"No! I'm sleeping with Sasuke!" Ino screamed.
"NEVER!!!! Sasuke's sleeping with ME!" Sakura screamed.
"Why don't we pick names?" Shino offered as he took an extra cup from wherever and had everyone put his or her names in.
"What if we draw our own name?" Shikamaru asked.
"You pick again." Shino answered.
"But we only have eleven people here." Neji pointed out to him.
"Then I'll throw in a blank one and you can pick who you want to join." Shino told him, throwing in an extra slip. Shikamaru picked first.
"…Can I please pick again?" Shikamaru asked after he stared and stared at the name he got. "You never know, it might be rigged." He pathetically tried.
"What could be wrong with it?" Sakura asked as she looked at the name. "Oh. Yup, it's definitely rigged alright. Let's pick again, uh, what was your name again?" She asked.
"Shino, and you sleeping with Shikamaru isn't rigged." He told her.
"You and Shikamaru?!" Ino gasped.
"Oh… I WANTED TO BE WITH SASUKE!!!!" Sakura cried.
"How troublesome…"
"Hinata was next, and she nearly fainted when she picked out Neji's name. Neji shot her a very cold look.
"Don't worry, I'll trade names with you so you won't suddenly er, disappear overnight." TenTen offered. Hinata thanked her. I think she likes Neji…
Sasuke was next. His roomie was…
"Okay, it's totally rigged, I picked Hinata, but she's sleeping with Neji." He told Shino.
"Okay, then we'll just put half of the names in there and let the other half pick." Shino told him. Man this is complicated. Don't taunt me Hikari, I know you have a human crush on Shikamaru. No, I won't marry him. What did I ever do to make you think I'm gay? And no, that's the other gay, not the one in the fa la la la la song that Kiba sings in the shower… Hey! How do you know that Kiba sings that in- Oh Hikari, you didn't!!!!!!!
"How cane you divide eleven in half?" Lee asked.
"Um… I think it's 5.5, but I don't know if Akamaru counts." Hinata stuttered as she petted Akamaru.
"I guess he does, so that automatically means that Kiba's with Akamaru." Shino said.
"But what about the billions of bugs in your body?" Kiba asked.
"It's 7,863,209." Shino retorted.
"Shino, we didn't need to know that…" Chouji pointed out.
"Okay! I'm picking!" TenTen took charge. "Hinata's sleeping with Kiba and Akamaru, Shikamaru with Ino, Chouji with Neji, Sasuke with Lee, Sakura with Shino, and I'll tag along with Sasuke and Lee to keep Lee from killing Sasuke with his pesky-ness!"
"I agree!" Sasuke agreed immediately. He knew TenTen wasn't infected, yet…
"I dis-" Shikamaru began, but Neji quickly whispered to him.
"Out of safety for your body, I strongly advise you not to say 'I disagree' unless you want a lot of your bones broken." Neji whispered to him. Shikamaru gulped.
"Oh…"
Even more later…
"GAME TIME!" Lee exclaimed.
"Oh goodie! What will it be? Truth or Dare, Seven Minutes in Heaven, (even though they're a bit TOO young) Spin the Bottle, or Confessions?" Ino asked them.
So, what will it be? Tell me anything else you want them to play. School starts next Wednesday, so I'll be a bit slower on the updates…