Lute's Kiss
AxL
By: Niño F. aka F00l3Al2
A/N: Hey all! Sorry about the slow update, I got lazyites, with a little bit of procrastinites. Thank you Northernsword for catching my grammar errors, since English is kind of a second language of mine. BTW the parents, they're not even from Fire Emblem, so make your guess wild! Until there secret identities are revealed. Hint: they're from an anime.
F.C: That anime involves a dog, and that's all you need to know. Also, please catch anymore of F00's stupid mistakes, it means a lot to him.
"Thoughts"
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Disclaimer: You know the deal. Don't own anything, Nintendo and guy who owns Lilim's kiss are the owners.
Chapter 2 – Meet the parents
Tick Tock. Tick Tock. Tick Tock
The monotonous sound of the clock ticking was the only sound heard in the den of Artur's house. After his mom woken up from her fainting spell, she demanded an explanation from him on why there was a half naked girl in his room, hugging him so intimately. Of course, Artur was panicking a bit, since he still hasn't thought of a good lie yet, or anything for the matter to tell his mom. His mom and dad were sitting across from him in the living room, while Lute sat right beside him, who looked as distressed as Artur.
"Man! What should I say? Hey mom! Meet the succubus I just freed and will be eating me out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Wait, that sounded wrong."
"Well young man, can you explain yourself?" Asked her dark-haired mother. "Why is this young lady, in you room, half naked, and hugging you in an intimate fashion?"
"Well, mom, I don't know what to say, I guess you can say," He said, trying to buy some time to think of a good excuse. "I won her"
"WHAT!" Screamed both of his parents.
"Well you see in school, I bet that I could beat her in dancing, and I did and now she's my slave." Answered Artur. "Please believe it. Please believe it. Please believe it."
"No, that's not true," Said the purple haired succubus. "That's not the truth."
"Ahh! What is she doing? She's ruining it!" Said the worried Artur. "I am so screwed!"
"Oh? Then what is the truth then young lady?" Questioned his mother.
"The truth is, that I just asked if I could stay with Artur, because he's the only person that's been nice to me and make me feel good about myself." Answered Lute, in a sad tone. "I've been alone for as long as I can remember, and ever since I met Artur today, I don't feel as lonely anymore."
"Don't you parents to take care of you, little lady?" Asked the dad. The only response he got was her shaking her head violently. "Oh, I see. Well then it's decided, from now on, your living with us." His answer surprised everyone in the room, especially his wife.
"What the heck are you saying?" Asked his wife.
"I'm saying we should not turn our backs on someone in need." Responded her dark haired husband. "This young lady, has no parents, and by looks her clothes, she must not have a home so that means no wardrobe either. So I say we welcome her into our home. It is the right thing to do."
"I still don't know, this just doesn't feel like a good idea." Replied his wife.
"Hey, what's the worse that can happen? We can become early grandparents at the age of 38, and that doesn't sound that bad." Replied the cheer husband. "And you always wanted a daughter, so you can treat her like she is your own daughter."
"Now that you put it that way, it doesn't seem like a bad idea." Said his wife. "Well then, young lady, you can stay with us, but only if I get to dress you up like my dream daughter."
"Yes you can," Said the happy Lute. "You hear that Artur? I can stay with you!" Artur's face looked shocked at the news. He didn't know whether to take this as good news or bad.
"Yeah, I'm happy" Was all Artur could say, as thoughts of dread came over him.
"She's going to suck me out every night now! And that didn't sound right either!"
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Later on, the odd pair of friends was back in Artur's room. Lute was still bouncing around the room after hearing the good news, of her being allowed to stay. Artur had different thoughts on his mind.
"Did she mean everything she said? Me making her happy and less alone?" He thought, as he looked at her, being the giddy person she is. "Excuse me Lute? Did you mean everything you said back there?"
"Oh, that? Yeah, you make me happy and less lonely." Replied Lute. "I always have some company,"
"What? Does she love me? Am I reading her signals right? Man! I should have listened to Ross advice on woman and what they think meeting at school yesterday."
"And the best food source in the WORLD! The best combination in my victim." Said the excited succubus.
"Oh!" Face faulted his mind. "I'm still seen as food to her! Maybe that meeting wouldn't help me out with Lute, because she is so eccentric."
"And you do really make me feel special," Said Lute.
"Yeah, because your sucking out the most tastiest life force ever! Yeah, I know, you don't have to say anything Lute." Sarcastically replied his mind.
"Because no one else really cared for me like the way you did so far."
"What? What do you mean?" Asked the confused red head.
"That little lie you said, you could have said something to throw me out or something, but you didn't, you tried to help me stay here. Thank you for caring." Said a happy Lute.
"What is wrong with this girl? One moment she's hyper and the next she's serious. Is something wrong with her head or something?" Said Artur. "It's no problem, you are a pretty nice girl, even though you are a demon."
"Aw! That's another nice thing you said about me!" Squealed Lute.
"It's ok, think nothing of it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to sleep." Replied the tired red head.
"I got the perfect thing to help you sleep!" Said the excited Lute.
"What is it? A glass of warm milk?" Wondered Artur.
"No, a big life sucking kiss!" Replied Lute, as she swooped in for the kill, locking lips with her victim.
"Ah crap! Should have saw that coming" Were his last thoughts as he drifted into a "pleasant" slumber.
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"Are you sure this is a wise thing to do? Letting a total stranger live with us and bunk with our only son?" Asked Artur's mom.
"For the 20th time, yes! Besides our son needs to get in touch with girls anyways." Replied Artur's father.
"Miroku, you just say that because you want to make him into a clone of you when you were younger."
"Now Sango, what do you mean by that? I have no ulterior motive, I just want to make the best choices for my son and my conscience." Replied Miroku.
"You let her stay because you can't stand to see anything with a pair of breast be down in the dumps." Replied his angry wife. "Don't you dare deny it! You're trying to make our son like you when you were when you were younger! I have known you for years, so I know all your faults, "The Lecherous Monk"."
"My oh my, I see you still remember my high school nick name. Do you remember I was most likely to get married to a beautiful women and love her to death?" He quickly said to defend himself from a furious attack of his wife.
"You are so lucky those words saved you a trip to the dog house, Monk. But what are we going to do about the girl and our son?"
"I don't know, will just let time and nature run it's course and will see what the outcome is." Replied Miroku. "Now won't you bear me more children?"
"For the second time ever, my answer is yes, Miroku." Said Sango. "But try to make it a girl now. I still want a girl even though I got a temporary one."
"Why are you asking me to make sure?" Wondered Miroku.
"Because it's scientifically proven that men are the ones who determine the babies gender! That's why!" Replied Sango.
"Fine." Said Miroku. "As long as I get to make love you that's all that matters."
"Lecherous Monk, you and your words always seem to have that affect on me."
Hopefully Artur is a heavy sleeper because; well…you know…the thing that parents do. If he isn't, he is going to be scarred for life, and can never look at his parents the same way again.
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"Ah! I'm late for school! AGAIN!" Screamed the young red head teenager. "Mr. Yamato is going to kill me for sure this time! He is so going to make clean the toilets with my tongue today. ARG! I got to hurry and get to school!"
Lute just watched and was amused at what she saw. In his lateness for school, tried to hurry up by coming his hair and brushing his teeth, both with the toothbrush. Currently he was rushing putting on his clothes, he failed to notice he put on his underwear on his head while his cap on his groin.
"I think I'm ready to go now!" Said the oblivious Artur. "I'll see you after school Lute, which at 3 o' clock. Try not to get in trouble." He said as he bolted right out his room and headed straight for school.
"I wonder how long it will take him to realize what he just done. Hopefully before he reaches school."
"OH CRAP!" Screamed a voice on the streets.
"Wow. That was faster than I expected. He is such a funny guy. But why do I have this funny feeling in my chest when he's not around me all the time? I should ask him about a book on it and research it." She winced as she felt it in her chest. "Why does that happen too when I don't see you? This happened when I first left you too as well. What makes you so special Artur D. Monk? And why does it affect me?
A/N: ARGH! I can't believe during this chapter I misspelled Artur's name TWELVE times!
F.C.: He does have a stupid way to spell his name.
It's weird that spellchecker corrects Artur to Arturo. And speaking of weird, it's weird that they named a girl Nino. You know, from Blazing Sword (FE7), which is so weird for me since I'm a guy named Nino. That feels so awkward for some reason.
To the (hopefully) unexpected paring of Sango/Miroku, I hoped everyone like that little crossover there. If not, I won't use them as much in the story.
F.C.: Come on! You did not see that pairing coming? Come on admit it! And if you did expect it, read the story then read the reviews.
Leave any comments/concerns/questions in the review, ok? See you next chapter!