Lute's Kiss
A x L
By: Niño F. aka F00l3Al2
A/N: Hey all! Sorry again for the slow update, I still got lazyites, and procrastinates. Stupid turnip God hates me. Is it because I eat his kind? Anyways, the sequel for My Sword, My Shield, has been delayed, for those who wanted to read that, sorry, got some plot and character issues with it right now.
F.C: In other words, he's still trying to find good pairings for every girl. And hopefully put me in the story right?
Hopefully
"Thoughts"
"Normal"
F.C: Nino does not own Lute or any of the Fire Emblem characters, now all you lawyers get away from here. Except all you hot female lawyers, I'll show you what true sexual harassment is all about! Oh! And I meant that in my bed! Oh! OH!
Why did I create you?
Chapter 3 – The Exciting World of School!
"Remember class to use S.O.A.C.A.H.T.O.A, when you are trying to find angles or the length of a polynomial. And now I will write down the assignment and homework on the board." Said the monotonous voice of the teacher. With his soporific voice, it was no surprise to hear most of the class quietly snoring during their first period math class. The only ones who were wide-awake were the smart ones, including our favorite redhead; no it's not Mary Jane.
"Ok, now that I found out that the tan of one side, I have the cross multiply to find the complete answer to this question…" Were the thoughts going through his little head, and it did not stop there, as more complicated measures were used in his head to solve his answers. Luckily, a wad of paper thrown at his head interrupted his thoughts, and stopping a little meltdown with his brain.
"Psst! Artur! What are you doing? Are you actually doing class work?" Asked a voice behind him. Artur turned around and met faced to face with his concerned looking friend, Ross. "You do know that old saying, "All work and no play, make Jack a dull boy"? When was the last time something exciting happened in your life?" Cleary Artur was annoyed at his friend's interruption of his work.
"Then what about you? Don't you care about your mark?"
"Why? I got a 100 in Phys.Ed, and Music, why should I care even more?" Replied Ross.
"Does won't really count on anything in life, you know?" Said the concerned red head.
"Don't worry, my other subject are at least over 60 now, thanks to you"
"Please don't let those 250 hours of tutoring be waste Ross, you should have been in doing better this year."
"I am! I'm no longer in the 0's! That's a 60 increase!" Artur just sweat dropped at his answer and the fact that he was proud with that mark.
"Mr. Monk and Mr. Axel, are you doing something other than math?" Asked the teacher.
"No, sir!" The two said in unison.
"Good! Cause I don't like exciting stuff in my class, because this is math class, mmkay? Excitement is bad for the health." The two blankly stared at the teacher for his weird reply to the two. After the teacher wasn't paying attention to the two, Ross took his opportunity to speak to his friend.
"Hey Artur! See what I mean when all work and no play? Well Mr. Drow over there is a perfect example of what might happen to you if you continue like this." Upon hearing this from Ross, Artur just shuddered at the thought of becoming a boring schoolteacher. Luckily, the bell rang and stopped him from thinking any more thoughts on the matter.
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"Remind me again why you persuaded me to join this class again?" Muttered Artur.
"Cause it will help you with one of your many problems." Replied his friend.
"Which is?" Wondered the annoyed Artur.
"Your girl problem! I would not be a good best friend if I don't try at least to get you hooked up." Replies Ross.
"You really don't need too…" Before he could speak anymore to Ross, his teacher making an announcement on today's homework interrupted him.
"And now class, I want each of you in your report on this chapter to talk about the primal needs of these two men, and how it became love." Said the teacher to her class.
"Because reading a story that must have been written by a yaoi fangirl, is not worth it." Continued Artur.
"Come on, man! Just keep going to this class and you might get lucky!"
"And hopefully class, when we act it out, our only two boys in our class will play the roles of Rikku and Sora of our romantic tales." Said the teacher, which earned a couple of held back snickers from the all girl class.
"I did not want to get lucky with you" Replied the irritated red head. Ross could only reply with a sheepish grin at his beast friend, as they had to face a whole hour left in their women's literature's class.
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Lunch! One of the greatest breaks ever created, and Artur planned to enjoy it at his peaceful spot at school, under a shady oak tree behind the school. He was about to enjoy his lunch when he felt a familiar presence of a certain purple-headed demon. He turns around the meet with his suspicion, and there in her scantily claded glory was Lute.
"Lute, what are you doing here? I told you stay at home." Said Artur, but he only got another kiss from Lute.
"I came cause I was hungry, it is lunch time you know!" With her little peace sign victory, she left for home and left the red head boy to his thoughts.
"I hate when she does that out of nowhere! I hate it when she gets to kiss me first, cause I want to be one the one to kiss her first…. wait what?" Before he could continue on with his thoughts his friends came over and started eating lunch with him. Of course Ross was with them and there were also two other boys as well.
"So Franz, where you going to take Amelia this Friday?" Asked Ross, in-between eating his sandwich.
"Well, since this Friday is our 2nd anniversary together I'm thinking of something special, but I don't know yet, but I am going to do something special for you." Replied Franz as he started to mix his ramen.
"Well then how bout you Seth? You got any plans for Eirika this Friday as well?" Questioned Ross.
"Not really, we just planned to get cozy on the couch and watch movies, but we don't know whose house yet will be staying at." Said one of the mature red head of the group.
"Well then Artur? What about you?" Asked Mr. Axel and looked at his friend with a sly grin. "You met any girls, that came during lunch just to kiss you?" If Artur was drinking anything at the time we would of done a humorist spit-take, unfortunately he was eating his pizza pop, which resulted in choking and everyone trying to do the Heimlich maneuver on him. "Well, Artur, you didn't answer my question?" Said Ross.
"Well, um, I," Fortunately for him that he was saved by the something so cliché, the bell. He took this opportunity to run to his next class, but as he approached it he realized something, "Oh great! I have to have this class next!" Unfortunately for him, his luck ran out.
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"OK CLASS! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO MAKE FLUFFY BUNNY RABBITS! AND THEY BETTER BE DAMN GOOD BY THE NEXT WEEK!" Yelled Coach Stiff.
Artur found it weird that the football coach was teaching the sewing class, and was wondering why this guy was here. But no one dared to ask, because all of his classmates were scared of him and his 100-pound muscles.
"NOW START YOUR PROJECTS NOW! HANDING IT NOW WILL RESULT IN A 200 INCREASE IN YOUR MARK" Coach also had the tendency to ask things that were damn impossible, some people knew to ignore those comments, but some people don't too.
"Oh my God! I have to hurry I only got 59 minutes and 54 seconds and counting! Ah! I have to hurry! Who cares if I sewed my hand to the doll! Ah! I sewed my hand to the doll!" And one of those people happens to be our little Artur, rushing his project to get good marks. The girls around him just looked at him with pity, knowing whatever they say won't change his mind, because they knew if marks were on the line he would not hesitate to get them,
At the end of class, Artur finished his rabbit and people around him commented on how cute it looked. Coach Stiff came over to inspect his project and see if he deserved the 200 increase.
"I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, MR MONK! WHY ARE THEIR RED SPOTS AROUND ITS FUR?"
"I planned to make the bunny with red polka dots?" Artur hoped that he would suspect that to be blood and prayed that was his only question.
"LUCKILY FOR YOU, I LOVE POLA DOTS! YOU GET AN EXTRA 10, MR. MONK!"
"Yes! Now I got to find a reasonable excuse to visit the nurse's office and get my hand patched up" Said Artur.
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Third bell rang and most of the students started to head for their last period of the day, and for Artur that was gym. He loved gym but not today, because it's what every frail kid fears, dodge ball!
"Okay class, today we will be practicing on how to dodge a ball, hence the name dodge ball. Will be going to the interstate to practice!" Said the athletic gym teacher.
"But Ms. Dae, isn't that dangerous?" Asked on of Artur's classmates.
"Only if you don't move out of the way! Remember, if you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball! Now get on the bus, and pray that you will move your little feet away from those 2 ton vehicles!"
At the end of the day, most of the kids returned unharmed, and the kids who did get hurt only twisted ankle or something else small. They were grateful that none of them died that gym period. Artur headed for the change room and did the normal routine after gym class. He then headed for his hallway locker and took the stuff need for homework, and waited for the dismissal bell. He was that it rang today, because he was so tired and need to rest today for a while, but he forgot that he had a special guest in his room.
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"ARTY! YOUR HOME!" Yelled the hyper succubus. "I'm so hungry! So come here, so I can give you a wet one!"
"I forgot that she plans to suck my life force only, for now." Artur just sighed and just went along and gave her a kiss on the lips. "I've always wanted to kiss a girl, too bad my first one doesn't mean a thing to her." After the kiss, Artur did feel a little woozy, but it went away after awhile. "Theirs your dinner Lute, now don't use me as a midnight snack, like last night."
"I promise I won't Arty! You taste so good though! So sorry if I can't help myself." Repleied the ever bouncy Lute.
Once again, his luck stat failed on him as an eavesdropper happens to misunderstand the situation.
"Holy crap Artur! You were getting laid everyday and you never told me?" The yelled surprised Lute and Artur as they turned around to see Ross at his doorway.
"Dammit, I hate my luck!"
A/N: Hopefully I did not offend anyone. Personally I prefer yuri to yaoi cause I'm a guy, so sorry to any yaoi lovers.
F.C.: Personally I like it when other guys are into yaoi. It means I get more girls!
But then you have to worry if the girls are lesbians; you'll lose some chances!
F.C.: Dammit!
Well R/R, and tell me if you see any mistakes in my story, I would really appreciate it!