Disclaimer: I do not have Naruto or the Sims in my arsenal of 'own'!

IMPORTANT: Okay, here's the deal, my computer went berserk, so now I've lost ALL of my files, including the one on Halloween I was working on... Anyways, the good news is, that's the minor bad news. The bad news is, I will not be updating this story for a while, because all of us need a break, and I hate P.E.

So in the room they went, Neji, Shino, Itachi, and Kiba's sister the only ones without P.J.-s on. And let me tell you what Shino had slaved over, taking pictures of everyone in secret, creating them on the Sims creator, saving up and buying all those extension packs... BAM! Gone, in the hands of Itachi and Kiba's sister. Good thing they didn't know how to save.

"...This is wrong, very wrong..." Neji commented, shaking his head as the others stared in shock.

To break it down, Shino was dieing in a fire while Sakura was running around frantically, trying not to get burned. They had planted several firecrackers around Shino's huge mansion, and Naruto was currently running around setting them off. Lee, Shikamaru and TenTen were currently having dinner; completely oblivious that Shino had just died in the next room. Perhaps it was because they were arguing over TenTen, with stuff like she's mine and lay your hands off of my girl in Sims language. Hinata and Kiba were in a closet, enough said, let's leave it PG and let your minds solve the mystery text involved. Neji and Sasuke were casting spells and destroying stuff. (I'm guessing, I don't have that one yet) Ino and Chouji were outside swimming, I mean drowning, because obviously someone took out the ladder up.

"What did you do?!" Shino whined.

"We clicked on random things and, well, they just do stuff." Kiba's sister told them. (I'm assuming they're about ten to twelve) "Well, actually, Itachi set the fire and took out the ladder. He seems kind of keen on killing people. Sasuke just got out of the pool before he took out the ladder, and he narrowly missed the big fire."

Itachi mumbled something like "Did not." But who cares?

"Whoa..." Kiba squeaked as he saw himself and Hinata.

"Hey! I'm skinny in this!" Ino clapped happily. "I mean Sasuke likes me in this!"

"Actually, according to that relationship thing, you're more into Lee." Itachi confessed to her.

"WHAT?!" Lee and Ino screamed. They looked at Shino.

"I can't always control them! They're not stupid enough to jump into a fire, even if I told them to!" Shino moaned.

"Hey, want to know all your relationships?" Kiba's sister giggled.

"No!" Shino gasped, blushing red in embarrassment.

"Yes!" The rest of them said eagerly.

"Well, Hinata and Kiba are already married, Ino and Lee are dating, Shino and TenTen already have a baby, Chouji and Sakura share a room, Sasuke and Naruto, well, this game is berserk... And Shikamaru is also married to Hinata, though he's cheating her for TenTen now, and Neji's the only one who's single. Oh, and TenTen and Shino's baby is called Hikari for some reason." Itachi ticked off. They were all gapping at him with an open mouth, except Shino, who just shrugged.

"Um... At least we're rich?" He tried.

Silence...

And that's all folks, I want to write something on FFTA. (don't own)