Uh………………………. Well, you know it'll never be complete without one of these, um… Mary-Sues. (XX Can't stand them, but fun to bash) And note it's a very sappy and dramatic Mary-Sue.

WARNING: If you like and/or write Mary-Sues, you might be offended by this entry. Shino internally is very out of character, but he's still Shino on the outside. You have been warned… (so don't complain!)

One day Shino was walking down the street, um, no, forest, yeah, forest looking for new buggy friends when suddenly…

"Oh help me cute hot guy!" Came a voice from behind him. Shino turned around to find a girl tied up to a tree.

"Yes?" He calmly asked, when inside it was like this:

WHAT THE bleep (It's rated PG!) IS SHE DOING HERE! bleep… those crazy authors or shivers authoress must be hunting me down with them again… Why don't they just go to Sasuke or Neji?

He decided to word this thought, in a nicer manner of course.

"Who, why, and what are you doing here?" Shino asked.

The girl blinked before answering. "Who me? Oh sweetie! How caring of you! My name's Mary-Sue, but you may call me sweetheart…" She drifted away in lala-land for a whole while Shino's inside shriveled up in disgust. Of course, he didn't show this. "And an evil ninja tied me to this tree, and when he comes back, he's going to rape me, and then lock me up in a cage, and then he's going to lock me up in his castle dungeon and starve me for a few days, and, and…" Mary-Sue wailed.

Shino sighed. "I don't believe you." He said simply and turned away.

"Wait! How do you know?" She hollered after him after he took one step forward. Shino sighed again and turned around.

"Because ninjas, even a really stupid one, would never tell anyone their plans for what to do with their prisoners." He answered. Then he decided to add something else too. "And because ninjas don't live in castles." Then he turned to go again, but was again stopped.

"But sweetie pie! Who's going to save poor old miserable me!" Mary-Sue sobbed.

"Uh, the hero? Someone like Lee?" Shino answered as if Mary-Sue was the most idiotic being on earth.

"EWW!" Mary-Sue cried. "Him?"

"Yeah. Goodbye." Shino simply said and turned around again but was again stopped.

"But, but… I LOVE YOU SHINO!" Mary-Sue screamed her perfect heart out.

Shino twitched. "Whatever…" And turned to go, but, well, you're smart, you can figure it out.

"NO! Don't leave me! Some random authoress sent me to stalk you! I can't fail!" Mary-Sue screamed, throwing a tantrum. "I WAS CREATED AT FOUR O' CLOCK IN THE MOROING! NO!"

"I've realized that, and that's why I'm leaving you there…" Shino sighed. The pattern repeats.

"I KNOW WHY YOU HATE ME! IT'S BECAUSE YOU LIKE THAT PETTY bleep HYUUGA HINATA!" Mary-Sue screamed in absolute rage. Shino just kept on walking, and walking, and walking…

"Hey Shino, who was screaming Hinata's name?" Lee, the person probably most random friend of Shino's asked.

"A little bird." Shino answered.