And now, back to the day of fun, YAY!!!
So the happy trio skipped off to the Hyuuga mansion and started making lunch! We can all be afraid now.
"And a bit of pepper, popcorn, oh! Sausages! And some green onions, and mustard, roast, and some cement mix, and-" Kiba was stopped there by Neji, who was just making his own lunch also. He had got out of the waiter job, and was still very unhappy.
"Cement mix? Are you trying to kill people? Sorry Kiba, even though I would be quite delighted Hinata died, I would be held responsible, and I would not liked to be the one paying!" Neji told him as he dumped his glass of water on his head and proceeded to answer the door.
Kiba didn't care. "And minced meat, and some sushi, and cabbages, and eyes of newt, batwings, and…"
"As long as we don't touch Kiba's cooking, we're fine." Kurenai whispered to Hinata and Shino.
"And we must put in some dirt!!!"
"I still say we just take the bowl and dump it on him…" Shino tried. He didn't like it, but Hikari and his other, uh, friends did.
Lemme at the bowl! Lemme at the bowl!!!! I SAID I WANT BOWL!!! PINAPPLE KID!!! GIMME THE BOWL!!!!
Hikari, it'll poison me!!!
BOWL! BOWL! BOWL!!!!!!!!!
"I-I'll make us some rice…" Hinata said, disappearing into the other kitchen.
"I'm going home." Shino muttered as he took off, but Kiba stopped him.
"Come on Shino! Taste some of my masterpiece!!!" Kiba yelled, sticking a spoon of his 'masterpiece' into Shino's mouth. Shino turned blue, then purple, and white. "Hmm… I think I added too much cow manure… I should've added more earthworms…" (don't ask me where he got this idea or ingredients.)
"KIBA!!!!!!!!!"
Later…
"Wow, isn't it a nice day?!" Kurenai sighed happily. Shino wasn't eating anything. He was by the stream, cleaning his mouth.
"TO GO TO THE MOVIES!!!!" Kiba screamed.
"You've got to be kidding me…" Shino muttered from the stream.
"Here buddy! Let me help you clean your mouth!!!" Kiba said in a merry tone as he strode by Shino.
"Kiba…" Shino warned. Too late…
"Here!" Kiba offered as he gave Shino an o' to friendly nudge into the water.
"KIBA!!!!!"
Later even more…
"Okay, now what?" Hinata was very happy today, despite what's going to happen tomorrow.
"WE GO TO THE MOVIES!!!!!!" Kiba screamed.
"Why don't we go shopping?!" Kurenai cheered.
"Okay!" Hinata laughed.
"Who's paying?" Shino moaned.
Silence.
"Can I go home now?!"
At the mall…
The happy quartet minus one were happily dominating the stores one by one, well, until Kurenai maxed out Kakashi's credit card, which she stole off of him while he and his team were enjoying the wonderful world of cleaning and mopping floors.
"Well, wasn't that delightful?!" Kurenai giggled. She got a leather jacket that cost like, um… a lot, Kiba got a Venus flytrap, Hinata got a turtle, and Shino, well, he didn't buy anything, but and old lady thought he was cute and gave him a lollipop.
"Hey Hinata, what's the turtle's name?" Kiba questioned.
"Um… Well… All I know is it's a boy…" Hinata sighed. "Can you help me think of a name?"
"Sure! How about- MOVEIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kiba's eyes popped out stars as he saw the cinema sign.
"Um… I-I guess…" Hinata stuttered.
"No Hinata, he meant that." Shino pointed to the ultra cool new movies.
"LET'S GO!!!!" Kiba screamed as he magically pulled out a fifty-dollar bill from his pocket, just enough for them and A LOT of refreshments.
"Kiba! What are we watching?" Kurenai questioned.
"THE ULTRA COOL NEW MOVIE OF COURSE!!!" Kiba jumped up and down, attracting a lot of attention.
"Which would be?" Shino questioned. He had a bad feeling about this…
"Parry Hotter and the Arisoner of Pazkaban!!! (you know what I mean) Kiba cheered.
"…What?" Hinata asked, completely dumfounded.
"…No way am I watching that kid show…" Shino retorted.
"It's not a kid's show!!!" Kiba protested as he bought them tickets and dragged them into the theater.
Three hours later… Or just about…
"That was the best movie I've ever seen!!! And the only one too!" Kiba sighed in pure bliss.
"I-I think Mickey was sleeping…" Hinata said, referring to her named turtle.
"That was pathetic." Shino commented.
"Well, now what?" Kurenai asked.
"We go home!"
"WE GO SEE IT AGAIN!!!!"
"Um, we get dinner?"
"YEAH!"
"No!"
At the most fancy restaurant in Konoha…
"Wow, didn't think we'd be so lucky as to get to sit with you guys!" Kurenai said happily. She, Anko, Kakashi, Shizune, Gai, Asuma, and Genma were all sitting and happily chatting with each other. Didn't have chairs.
On the other hand, Shino, Kiba, Hinata, Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, TenTen, and Lee, were sitting at the 'kids' table. It was the same thing, only they didn't have chairs or silverware, because the teachers plus the threesome could only afford one and a half table. Weird, eh?
"What would you like madam and monsieur?" Did I mention it was an Italian restaurant?
"What?" Kiba asked.
"Do I look old?" Sakura and Ino gasped.
"Can I go home?!" Shino moaned.
"We'll take three of everything!!!" Chouji cheered.
"CHOUJI!"
"What? Oh fine… two of everything then…"
Later…
"Oh man that was good…" Ino remarked. Shino didn't touch anything, because, well…
"Shino buddy! You haven't touched anything!" Kiba commented.
"That's because we maxed out everything and are penniless, and Kurenai's supposed to be paying!" Shino sighed.
"N-No one's paying?" Hinata gasped.
"WHO'S PAYING!?"
And so concludes yet another pointless two-part nonsense…