An Audio Diary by Sander Cohen, found in the Atrium of Fort Frolic,
To my darling disciples: I was listening to some birdsong the other day when my ear was caught by a particular chirp.
Do you know this little bird told me?
The chirp-chirp said that somebody is gathering and soliciting a concentrated form of turpentine around the Fort!
Now, I have absolute faith that my Dear Darling Men would never partake in a thing so sordid. Especially knowing that a certain member of our company is, shall we say, sensitive to paint thinners.
We wouldn't want there to be any accidents now would we? No of course we would not! So I expect the 4 of you to be good boys and uncover the scoundrels responsible and bring them to me for an apology. It is their only chance for forgiveness.
And of course, I expect the product to be destroyed. Any way you like, but fire would be the best means. After all, there is no need for such a chemical now, is there?