I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Because it's my B-day, though I still want to be my age… (1CoughCough1)
My Day
With a Rabid Squirrel
I tried to tell them
But they didn't care
Now Hinata's knocked out
And Kiba's set flare
I sighed and wondered
What to do
With a wild man
And a stuttering mouse too
We were in the forest
So quiet and green
All was tranquil
All was serene
And then Kiba was attacked
By a force that seemed quite odd
It was a rabid squirrel
That Hinata named Todd
Kiba screamed
And went running up north
And that's when Hinata
Stepped forth
Shaking with fright
She caught the thing
Who had just ate
Her key chain ring
Then the rabid squirrel
Looked at her with its large eyes
And decided to attack
ME!
I sicked my bugs
On the unfortunate friend
And Hinata fainted
At the look of its skeleton
But in reality
The squirrel was Kurenai
Who had conjured up her Genjutsues
Just for child's play
It was a test
Devised for us
To see how we would fare
Against a rabid squirrel who's real name was Russ
Now concludes my REAL most bizarre chapter, EVER. (until now)