October 18th, 2012
Cotton Crazies: Buford, Axel, Sua, Lisa, Lilith, and Tamera
Nutty Nachos: Boris, Fenton, Caleb, JJ, Elsa, and Kylie
"Last time on Total Drama Carnival Calamity," Chris spoke. He is ready to narrate events from the previous episode. "The teams had to go rescue an intern of mine name Lucy from a fire-breathing dragon. To rescue her, they had to head inside a replica of Crowstillo Castle to get on the roof where the captured intern was at. Each team was met with a trial to reach the roof. Pirate robot skeletons, Fang, Scuba-bear, and Ingrid."
"Maverick and JJ proved why there are great assets to their respective team during the trials. Once all contestants reached the roof, they were confronted by Pharoah who hold Lucy hostage. While Maverick took care of the cameo Fenton freed Lucy. This allowed the Nutty Nachos to successfully win the challenge."
"Oh, and the dragon? That mechanical beast was controlled by none other than Casey. Who decided to hijack it. I'm still ticked about that. After the challenge, Tamera went back on her deal with Buford and Lisa so she can execute Maverick's elimination. This backfired on her tremendously as now pretty much everyone on her team dislikes her."
The flashbacks end. Chris is shown standing in front of what appears to be a museum. . It is almost the size of a baseball stadium. The exterior is painted in dark gray with gold Chris size sculptures attached to the walls. There are cylinder walls on each corner of the museum. Another feature is that the windows are in the shape of circles.
"Teams are even at six, but which piece will be unable to find their way to the final eleven?" The host asked the audience. "Find out now on Total Drama Carnival Calamity!"
The intro begins, with a camera popping out from a large pot containing Chef's revolting gruel, then from a bird's nest on a roller coaster sign entrance, and then from a carnival booth with pink stuff animals next to it. A smooth transition from a roller coaster descending to the three tents in the carnival is shown. A clapper pops up to take action.
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine
A camera drone enters the blue tent showing Chris McLean taking a shower, his upper body exposed while the rest of him is covered with a towel. He notices the camera drone and hits it with a bar of soap.
You guys are on my mind
The camera drone gets out of the tent and shows Tamera and Caleb driving bumper cars in the bumper car attraction. They collide with each other. The impact causes an explosion.
You asked me what I wanted to be,
The camera drone shows Sua and Lily walking on the Penguin Emporium ice to catch some penguins.
and I think the answer is plain to see
Sua accidentally trips on the ice, slides into the cold pool, and gets frozen.
I wanna be famous!
Marty is swimming up from a different pool in his swimsuit, but the editing makes it look like it was in the cold one. Upon catching some air, he winks at Kylie and Meredith who are near the exit of the tall slide. Both are also wearing swimsuits.
I wanna live close to the sun
JJ is putting her clown makeup on in the confessional photo booth.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won
Maverick and Fenton are inside a haunted house looking at a coffin. Maverick opens the coffin and Lilith pops out to reveal herself. This causes Fenton to scream and run away.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
Boris and Elsa are shown competing in an arcade fighting game machine in the arcade center. Both are smirking at each other. Garry waits patiently in a chair for his turn.
I'll get there one day
The lights suddenly turn off and a laser tag fight is shown between Melissa, Buford, and Edgar using laser guns. Melissa gets competitive and shoots at the two boys, causing them to get electrocuted. She looks at them with concern.
Cuz' I wanna be famous
Gabriel is near the carousal explaining politics on a chalkboard to Axel and Hilda who are interested in his talk.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Lucy, Duncan, Noah, Scarlett, and Chef are shown drinking Crowstillo wine and connecting their glass cups to celebrate their break. Lucy however maintains a sturdy look at Scarlett.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
Blue smoke appears engulfing the sight of the camera drone. The Ringleader shows himself with a rascally smirk before dropping a grenade that explodes green grass.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
At the aftermath studio, Lisa and Jett are sitting on the center couch. Lisa goes for a kiss to her crush, but Jett is conflicted on whether to kiss her back or not. Before he can decide Georgia pushes the two off the couch so she can sit there. Christopher sits next to her co-host. The two of them whistle as the camera drone zooms out to show the Calamity Cast, the aftermath hosts, Chris, and Chef whistling as well. Above them is a sign that lights up with the words Total Drama Carnival Calamity.
The episode starts with a yellow monster truck going fast through the swamp forest. The Nutty Nachos symbol appears on the screen. Two screams can be heard. One female and one male. Inside the monster truck is Kylie driving the vehicle while Fenton and JJ are in the front seat with her. The cheerleader screams in delight while the silent clown looks happy to be with her friends. Fenton on the other hand is screaming out of fear from how fast they are going.
"Woohoo!" Kylie exclaimed as she presses the pedal of the monster truck harder as she takes a ramp. Then she makes the vehicle do a flip before landing on the ground.
JJ uses her clown horn to express her excitement. Fenton has his hands on his eyes so he could not see what is going on. After a few seconds, Kylie slowly stops the monster truck before the trio lands in the swampy waters.
"That was awesome!" Kylie cheered before getting out of the truck. "Glad I practiced alone to show you both that flip."
JJ is the next to get out of the vehicle with her jolly smile. She jumps up and raises her arms to express eagerness.
"How was the ride this time Fenton?" Kylie asked her teammate then playfully giggled as he sees him get out of the monster truck.
"It was crazy," Fenton accidentally shouted for how chaotic the ride was. "But it was also… fun? I don't know how to explain it. Oh, sorry for shouting."
"Pfft, relax that's just the adrenaline and excitement coursing through you," Kylie told Fenton.
"I guess one can put it that way," Fenton agreed. He looks at his hands shaking. "Never felt anything like this before."
Kylie chuckles. "Easy tiger. Don't come crashing down during the challenge."
"Oh yeah, you're right. I should take a shower to ease myself," Fenton admitted. "Thanks for the ride again," The short boy thanked his teammate and leaves the scene.
"Wow, Melissa was right. He is kind of cute," Kylie admitted then realizes what she said. Especially since she is next to JJ. The cheerleader looks at the clown. "Oh my gosh, I'm sorry I didn't mean…"
JJ wags her right index finger teasingly. As if to say do not lie to me.
"Okay, you heard," Kylie admitted. "But this is not going anywhere. Is just a compliment. I bet you think he's cute too, right?"
JJ nods in agreement.
"Wait, do you have a crush on him?" Kylie wants confirmation.
JJ waves her right index finger again teasingly.
"Stop that," Kylie said while laughing. "I'm just going to take that as a no. Not because I want to have him. Nothing like that at all."
JJ gives a skeptical look. Is Caleb right about what he told her?
Confessional – Kylie – Nutty Nachos
"Yes, I admit that Fenton is cute but that's it. There's nothing else going on. Even if I do get a crush on him, which I won't; what will Melissa think. Oh, hey girl I accidentally caused your elimination and now taking your former crush hope you don't mind. That just sounds wrong." She finishes explaining her reasoning.
Confessional – Fenton – Nutty Nachos
"I know this is a competition but spending these pasts days with Kylie and JJ have been fun. I thought everything was going to come crashing down after voting out Melissa." He sighs mentioning the athletic nerd's name. "I really should have told her the truth before deciding on that vote, but I have to focus. I can't let that affect me in the long run."
Confessional – JJ – Nutty Nachos
The clown shows three pictures to the camera. One of Kylie and Melissa in her left hand and one of Fenton in the other hand. She looks at both of them then gives a confused expression to the audience.
End Confessionals
Boris and Elsa are inside the gold tent. The gamer seems to be angry at her boyfriend for something. Both are sitting at the eating table.
"For the last time Boris, I'm not getting your clothes and putting them in the blue tent," Elsa spoke, feeling annoyed. "Get them yourself."
"You are quite persistent on not following my command," Boris told his girlfriend. "Just bring my clothes to the showers and be done with it. I would do the same for you if you asked."
"We both know that's a lie," Elsa confronted. "Your clothes are near your sleeping bag."
"Can't you satisfy my needs?" Boris rudely asked.
"Your needs? What about my needs?" Elsa pointed to herself. "I've given you massages, washed your clothes, and spoon-fed you today for breakfast." She said all this while counting her fingers. She then glares at her boyfriend. "The only time you ever give me needs is in the arcade."
"You like playing video games, isn't that enough?" Boris asked unamused.
"There's more to me than just being a gamer," Elsa told as she crossed her arms. "Stop treating me like a maid."
"You could use that type of outfit," Boris admitted as he ponders at her attire.
"Ugh!" Elsa exclaimed in frustration then stands up.
Boris finally notices her tension and gets worried. "Wait, I'll allow you to make out with me right now."
Elsa gazes into the boy's emerald eyes. She slowly gets closer, puts her hands on her boyfriend's cheeks, and kisses him. She puts her weight on Boris, causing the two to fall out of the chair.
Confessional – Boris – Nutty Nachos
"Have to admit she is a good kisser. Still doesn't change the fact she does not respect my wishes. She has me and video games, what more does she want?"
Confessional – Elsa – Nutty Nachos
She looks perplexed. "I like Boris, I really do. He drives me wild." She sighs sadly. "But all he does is complain and request me to do simple stuff for him. Yeah, he does that with everyone but now is ten times worst."
End Confessionals
Caleb is walking to the Bargaby Bluddile Hut.
"Sup gorgeous?" Caleb greeted Lucy then winks at the intern.
"What do you want Caleb?" Lucy bluntly asked, unamused by the flirting. "Food? A drink?"
"Actually, I'm using my tickets to purchase a few items," Caleb told the truth.
"Hmm? Very well, have a look around," Lucy told the handsome genius.
As Caleb looks around the hut seeing the items on display, he decides to spark a conversation. "Am I the first to be getting some stuff for an upcoming challenge?"
"Yep," Lucy answered. "You must be in a pickle if going for items. Everybody just picks food."
Caleb is a bit disappointed by the lack of items that interest him. A hockey stick, pack of cards, a ship in a bottle, a violin, and a scarecrow doll. None of these will be beneficial to him.
"Well, I have no choice. My alliance got busted and I'm a sitting duck," Caleb explained, continuing to look.
"More like a dog," Lucy muttered before trying to help the Nutty Nacho out.
"Excuse me?" Caleb said. "I am not a dog."
"Oh, come on," Lucy stated as she finds a grappling hook hidden thanks to all the items. "Analyze how low your position is right now. As a DIT, I noticed the facial expressions you and Boris have with each other when seeing both of you on the roof."
She puts the grappling hook on the hut's counter. "This will come quite in handy for various purposes. But it has high value."
Caleb takes all of his tickets out of his short dark green pocket pants and puts them on the counter. "So? Why do you care?"
"Because I've watched your gameplay," Lucy answered. "You're the type of guy that likes to be at the top of the totem pole. Now you're just a mutt on a leash until your owner decides to throw you into the streets."
"Dang, getting all literature on me," Caleb spoke. "But I see your point."
The two finalize the trade. Lucy takes the pile of tickets while Caleb takes the grabbling hook. The handsome genius notices a pack of three silver balls to his left.
"Can I get that too?" Caleb politely asked.
"Sure," Lucy responded.
"Thanks," Caleb said then grabs the pack and leaves the hut.
Confessional – Caleb – Nutty Nachos
"Lucy has a point. I don't like keeping myself low and being so far out of safety but it's necessary given my predicament. But I'll assure her and everyone that you should never provoke a dog. Once you do, you're getting a nasty bite."
Confessional – Lucy – Intern
"Why not kill two birds with one stone? Boris and Caleb dislike each other. I don't like people who are extremely selfish like those two, so why not fuel the fire?"
She gives thought to what she said. "Hmm, I guess he did rub off on me in some way. I shouldn't be meddling too much with the contestants, but those two deserve it."
End Confessionals
Sua arrives at the hut carrying a pile of tickets in her hands. Lucy looks curious at the idol coming towards her. This should be a fascinating interaction.
"Hey Sua, what will you be purchasing today?" Lucy greeted and asked.
"Good morning Lucy," Sua greeted back with her usual smile. "I'm here to use these tickets to purchase some stuff."
Lucy notices that the idol's pile of tickets is much larger than what Caleb had. Weird, has this skinny girl been saving her tickets? Nevertheless, she proceeds to ask a simple question.
"Anything on your mind?" The DIT wondered.
"By any chance do you have something silver and sharp?" Sua kindly asked.
Silver? Sharp? What is going through the girl's head Lucy wonders?
"There's a silver electric shaving hair razor with batteries somewhere," Lucy answered. "Will that satisfy?"
"I was hoping for something pointier, but I believe that's okay," Sua admitted but shrugs it off. A razor is better than nothing. She gives a quarter amount of the tickets she has to Lucy as the intern passes the electric razor. The idol then looks around to see what else she can purchase.
Something catches her eye. A small bottle of industrial adhesive. "Oh, I'll take that too." Then she gets captivated by the wooden hockey stick. "And that one as well." She gives the rest of her tickets to Lucy and grabs the two items she wants. "Thank you."
Lucy watches her leave happily. She wonders what the idol is going to do with her purchases.
Confessional – Sua – Cotton Crazies
"I'm not sure what to do with these at the moment," The idol admitted looking at her acquired objects. Her smile turns more sinister. "But I know they will come in handy at one point."
End Confessional
Inside the brown tent, the rest of the Cotton Crazies are inside at the table eating gruel. Tamera is sitting alone by herself on one end while the rest of the teammates are eating together. The team's symbol appears on the screen.
Silence is all that is happening. No one is talking at all. Not a single word. This is a weird feeling for Tamera. She was expecting everyone to be exclaiming at her for what she did, but no one has communicated with her since Maverick's elimination. Not Axel, Buford, Lisa, nor Lilith. Is like they are giving her the silent treatment.
"This gruel is sure disgusting, isn't it?" Tamera asked her teammates. No one answers her and continues eating their gruel silently.
Confessional – Tamera – Cotton Crazies
"This cannot be happening. I got rid of Maverick for two reasons. One he was a social threat and two I wanted to go back on my deal. That way I have all eyes on me. Yes, now that I say it out loud and have seen the results of my action it was a terrible plan. So terrible that I'm not getting attention over it."
Her voice gets louder with frustration and sadness. "I know they're mad at me, but no one is making a fuss about it. It purely sucks because half of the reason was to get devotion, yet no one is giving it to me!"
Confessional – Lilith – Cotton Crazies
"I told everyone on the team to just ignore Tamera. All she wants to do is cause drama, so none of us are giving it to her. It's been quite peaceful since Buford and Lisa are not insulting each other as well. Though, I'm worried about how the team will function when the challenge comes. I don't want to let Maverick down."
End Confessionals
Tamera grabs her bowl of gruel and aims it at Buford. She needs attention one way or another. Suddenly, the speakers throughout the carnival turn on.
"Attention teams, head to the Total Drama Museum to start today's challenge," Chris announced through the speakers.
Confessional – Buford – Cotton Crazies
"Dang, when is the merge going to get here already? There are only twelve of us left and I'm already sick of being on this team. Everybody is either annoying or an idiot except for Axel. Well, maybe him too considering he voted for Maverick and not Lisa."
End Confessional
The Cotton Crazies and Nutty Nachos arrive at the Total Drama Museum. Chris and Chef come out from inside the place by pulling on the entrance doors. Each team symbol appears on the screen.
"Welcome teams to the Total Drama Museum," Chris proclaimed as he raises his hands. He then puts them down. "This bad boy will be the best tourist attraction once the season is over."
"Tourist attraction?" Fenton pondered.
"You weren't supposed to tell them yet," Chef told the host.
"Tell us what?" Lilith asked.
"Is not like it's anything big for them," Chris told the cook then looks at the remaining twelve contestants. "Once the season is over the carnival will be used to drag in tourists and fans for a fun experience."
"More like a trauma experience," Lisa snarked.
"So, to provide a bit of a taste of what the audience has instore, the challenge today will be in the museum," Chris informed, ignoring the poet.
"What's the challenge about?" Kylie asked kindly.
"Glad you asked Kylie. Each team will enter the museum to search for ten objects that will impress Chef," Chris explained a little. Chef snickers in delight.
"That sounds easy," Caleb guaranteed confidently.
"It is," Chris agreed. "Which is why I add more twists to it."
Everybody sighs in annoyance except Fenton, JJ, and Lilith.
"Oh come on, I've been doing this for five years now," Chris whined. "You people who watch this show should have seen that coming."
"Chris, challenge please?" Axel reminded.
"Right, right. Instead of you all grabbing the first thing that catches your eyes, you all will need to be careful because only the objects with Chef's stamp of approval can be taken," Chris gave further detail.
"And what is this Chef stamp of approval?" Caleb wondered, almost noncaring.
Chef uses a wooden logo hand stamp to press it on the handsome boy's forehead. After the press, Caleb now has a red symbol of Chef's face on the forehead.
"That stamp of approval," Chris pointed.
The rest of the contestants look at Caleb's forehead to memorize the symbol. Caleb then wipes it off his forehead.
"Find ten items with the Chef stamp of approval and bring them here outside. The first team to come back outside with ten objects of those kind wins immunity," Chris finished explaining.
"You know Chris, this challenge sounds like it can also be a merge challenge," Buford said. "We most likely have to split up to cover more ground so what do you say and…"
"There is no merging yet," Chris interrupted Bo.
"Can't hurt a guy for trying," Buford admitted defeat.
Abruptly, several knocks can be heard from the entrance doors. Everybody looks to their left to see two females.
The taller female is five feet and eight inches. She has silky black hair down to her armpits, dark large brown eyes, light brown skin, and a slim body.
The shorter female at five feet and six inches has black wavy hair in a ponytail with fluffy bangs, brown eyes, ivory skin, and has many freckles on her cheeks. She has a petite body with slightly muscular arms.
Both ladies are wearing a police uniform which consists of black shoes, dark blue pants, a dark button shirt with pockets on them, and a black Tru-Spec Boonie Hat.
To tell more of a difference, the taller one has thick black frame glasses that make her look like a nerd while the shorter one has a rabbit charm necklace around her neck.
"Oops, I forgot another part to the challenge," Chris sheepishly said as he rubs the back of his head with his right hand.
"Take your pills Chris," Elsa joked with a snicker.
"I am not that old," Chris whined to the gamer. He then signals the two female cops to open the entrance doors and greet the contestants. "Everyone, meet today's cameos, Violette and Daniela."
"You all are so cute," Violette rapidly flirted, putting her left leg behind her right and putting her right index finger on her lip to increase her cute factor. Lilith slightly blushes.
"Eh, I don't see it," Daniela joked while shrugging. "Sup everyone, can't wait to hit you all with this baton." She takes a black metal baton out of nowhere from her right hand. "And handcuffs."
"She's not really going to hit us with that baton, is she?" Buford feared.
"Daniela and Violette will be cops that will thwart any plans on stealing items from the museum," Chris told the twelve contestants. "If any of the two handcuffs you, you are out of the challenge. No team member can free the handcuffed teen until the challenge is over."
"What if one whole team gets handcuffed?" Boris curiously asked.
"Then that team automatically loses," Chris informed. "If any of you encounter Violette or Daniela I advise you to run. Each team gets a five-minute head start before the cops come finding."
Confessional – Caleb – Nutty Nachos
"Well, well, well. What a perfect time for me to use my grappling hook and balls."
Confessional – Lilith – Cotton Crazies
"This challenge is not too bad. Time to show my leadership skills. Whatever those are."
Confessional – Lisa – Cotton Crazies
"Breaking in and stealing? I bet Jett would love to be in this challenge. Which means I'm going to make sure to pull off some stunts to make him proud."
Confessional – Boris – Nutty Nachos
"What is it with all this walking and running in these challenges lately? I demand Chris change how these trials work this instance."
Chris talks off-screen, most likely near the photo booth. "Physical challenges are apparent in this show. You would know that if you watched the whole series."
Boris crosses his arms and groans discontentedly.
End Confessionals
The Nutty Nachos and Cotton Crazies enter the museum. Through the hallway of the museum, the walls are a skimmed milk-white color. The floor has nice duck orange color tiles. The contestants glance up to see the museum has three floors and various theme rooms related to Total Drama. Some examples include the hall of animals, the hall of vehicles, and the hall of mutants.
"This place is huge," Axel commented to his teammates.
"Nutty Nachos, follow me," Caleb told his team as he runs into a gift shop. His teammates trail after him.
"Looks like they are already searching," Buford said. "We need to get going too."
"I suggest we split up into three groups of two," Lilith advised her teammates.
"That's a horrible idea," Lisa stated in a monotone voice. "Daniela and Violette will pick us like grapes falling freely in flower fields."
"But if we stay as a group we won't cover as much ground as we can. There are three floors here," Lilith stayed by her plan.
"Knowing Chris, he most likely put all the objects with Chef's stamp on the first floor," Buford told the goth. He agrees with Lisa that splitting up is a bad idea, but he will not tell anyone that.
"What if Chris made his interns put the objects all around the museum?" Axel wondered. "Sure, Noah will stay on the first floor, but I doubt Lucy, Scarlett, and Duncan won't give us a difficult time."
"It's a gamble then?" Tamera asked her team.
"I know a lot of us don't get along with each other but think of it this way. We split up and lose we can just vote off the person we dislike the most," Lilith suggested, ignoring the vixen.
"Yeah, that has totally worked out before," Lisa sarcastically told the goth.
Lilith realizes no one is going to budge so she takes Sua's right hand and leaves her other four teammates alone as she takes the idol through the hallway of the museum.
"Did she really just abandon us?" Buford wondered.
"Of course not, she went to the bathroom and will be right back to talk with us," Lisa snarked at her rival.
"I do not have time to hear your banter," Buford told the poet. "I'm doing this mission solo." Bo walks away from his teammates.
Lisa decides to enter a room close by. The sign to this room says, 'Room of Action'.
Axel begins walking by himself until Tamera hugs him tightly by his back.
"I am going with you, and you cannot stop me," Tamera told her teammate in a persistent tone.
Axel sighs. "Very well, you shall join me. However, do not expect me to talk with you along the way."
Confessional – Lilith – Cotton Crazies
"Okay yes, I took Sua with me and abandoned my teammates. I don't know how Maverick was able to keep the team somewhat stable. It will be really dumb if we lose, and I get voted off when literally half my team already should be gone."
End Confessional
The Nutty Nachos are inside the gift shop. They see a bunch of souvenirs on shelves. Like Total Drama plates with several faces of contestants on them, curse tiki idols from Boney Island, and plates with faces of different previous competitors.
"Why did you bring us here?" Fenton asked Caleb as the rest of the team are searching for souvenirs around the gift shop that might have a Chef stamp.
"To talk about how we're going to separate," Caleb told the short boy. "I was thinking going by myself." He jabs his left thumb at Boris and Elsa who are behind him a bunch of feet away. "Those two lovebirds can go make out on their own." He then puts his left hand down. "While you can go with Kylie and JJ to keep searching."
"Wait, what about Boris and Elsa?" Fenton wondered.
Before Caleb can continue on Kylie runs towards the two and stops between them. She has a sturdy plate with Chef's face in her right hand.
"Hey guys, found one that has the stamp," Kylie said presenting the plate and showing that it has the approval.
"Great job Kylie, I'll be heading off now," Caleb told her and leaves the gift shop.
"What was that about?" Kylie wondered confused.
"Caleb said we should split up. He's doing this challenge alone then told me that you, JJ, and I should team up," Fenton answered.
"What about Boris and Elsa?" Kylie asked.
"While is none of my business that answer should be discussed privately," Fenton told.
Kylie looks at him curiously with a smirk. "Ooh, sounds delightful." She watches JJ looking at posters in a barrel. "Hey JJ, get over here."
The clown happily rushes to her friends. Not before taking a poster that has the Chef stamp of approval.
"We're going to be looking for more Chef objects around the museum," Kylie told the clown. "Come join us."
JJ happily nods with excitement and the trio leaves the gift shop. Elsa and Boris are shown looking at a shelf full of pillows with various pictures of previous contestants.
"These body pillows are quite disturbing," Boris admitted then shivers in disgust. He looks to his right and sees Elsa caressing a body-size pillow Justin. "Elsa, stop that at once," The rich kid demanded.
The gamer girl blushes in embarrassment before putting the Justin body-size pillow back on the shelf. She then notices a body-size pillow Chef.
"Hmm, I wonder…"
Elsa takes the body-size Chef pillow out of the shelf. Boris notices the stamp of approval in the pillow's right corner.
"It's stamped," Boris told his girlfriend. "I found one," He boasted.
"We found one," Elsa told with annoyance. "And I'll be carrying this with us."
"I would be disappointed if you didn't," Boris spoke smirking.
Elsa blows a raspberry at her boyfriend. The two then look for their teammates but notice none of them are inside the gift shop.
"Did they leave us alone?" Boris wondered.
"Some team," Elsa stated dryly.
Outside the museum, Violette and Daniela are still waiting for their cue. Chris is looking at his watch while Chef is sipping coconut water from a coconut.
"What do you mean I take the Cotton Crazies? One-third of the team has a crush on a person," Violette complained to Daniela. "How am I going to work these adorable cheeks on them?" She points are her cheeks and gives an innocent smile.
"We can pick whoever we want to mess with if it makes you feel better," Daniela told the sweetheart in a chill tone. "I want the majority of the Nutty Nachos because I know I can take them down easy."
"I have dibs on Caleb," Violette told the stuntwoman then giggled. "A cutie like him will be fun to tease."
"Okay cops, time to take down wanted criminals," Chris told the two cameos. "Good luck in there."
"This is going to be so much fun," Daniela said grinning.
"Oh, I hear you loud and clear," Violette agreed.
The girls enter the museum. Violette starts making siren noises.
"What are you doing?" Daniela asked perplexed.
"Making siren noises. I find that fun," Violette answered then giggled.
"That will get rid of the element of surprise," Daniela pointed out.
"Pfft, we're going to separate anyway. I don't need you to tell me what to do," Violette scoffed at her partner and walks away.
"That's the same mentality that got you kicked off first," Daniela taunted. She knows she struck a nerve on the sweetheart because she stopped for a moment before walking again.
A scene commences with Lisa inside the room of 'Action'. The poet is looking around to see if anything can have Chef's stamp of approval.
"Let's see here," Lisa stated. "Fake alien eggs, small gold-gilded Chris awards, small mech replicas…" She notices a jar containing teeth on top of a podium. "Ew, is that really somebody's teeth in there?"
"Probably Owen's teeth after getting hit by Chef's biography in the disaster episode of season two," Buford theorized, suddenly standing next to Lisa.
Lisa screams in surprise. "Gah!" She then adjusts her glasses and beret. "Can you stop sneaking up on me?"
"Looking for some stamp of approval items?" Buford asked his teammate as he lifts the jar containing Owen's teeth.
"That's what the challenge is about genius," Lisa snarked.
"Come on let's not get hasty. We are teammates after all," Buford calmly said while looking around the room. He notices a nest containing many ugly light green glowing alien eggs. He takes an egg one by one to examine them.
"Is this another one of your typical make a deal with the devil talk?" Lisa bluntly asked as she observes a golden shovel broken into two. This was the shovel that Gwen used to bonk Harold's head with.
"Don't call me that again," Buford sternly told Lisa as he finds an alien egg with the Chef stamp of approval. "I make deals but I'm not that at all."
"Really? Backstabbing Jett kind of makes you one," Lisa stated as she tries to put the gold shovel together with tape.
"If you are so close to Jett, you'll know he's a darn scheming snake that makes decisions when he shouldn't," Buford told the poet. The two walk close to each other to see eye to eye.
"Kind of sounds like you, doesn't it? Instead of keeping your big fish lips mouth shut maybe we wouldn't be in this mess," Lisa confronted.
"At one point Jett would have the majority vote on the team because you can't comprehend, he was using you," Buford countered.
"He was not using me," Lisa exclaimed.
"Having a girl that wants to get into his pants sounds like the perfect way to get a secure vote," Buford kept talking.
"I'm so glad Caleb told me you and that stupid girl got together so I can rig her butt off this carnival," Lisa snapped.
Buford blinks twice. "Wait, Caleb?"
Lisa realizes she spoke too much. "Ugh, I wasn't supposed to tell you that."
"I'll deal with him later," Buford said to himself. He checks the egg he has to make sure it has the stamp. Which it does. Then he looks at his teammate. "Speaking of deal, I know we don't see eye to eye, but we have a common enemy. Who is named Tamera. If you can just bury the hatchet until we vote off that shrew who dupped us, then that'll be kind of you."
Lisa scoffs and turns around to think. She has been wanting to get rid of her rival for so long now. However, Tamera keeps getting in her way. First Hilda and now Maverick. The poet turns to face Buford and extends her right hand since her left hand has the gold shovel now somewhat fixed with tape.
"Fine, we'll team up just this once to vote off Tamera," Lisa agreed to the proposition.
"Glad you can finally see the light," Buford said amused. He seals the deal by shaking his rival's hand.
"I'm warning you though," Lisa said as he pulled Buford closer to her. "If I see even a single hint of you planning to backstab me, I will rig the votes again. I don't care if I get disqualified as long as you go down the ship, got it?"
Buford lets go of Lisa's hand and gently pushes her away from him. "Trust me, I make promises I can keep."
Lisa does not buy that at all but keeps quiet. Instead, she hits Bo in his head with her gold shovel. She then takes the opportunity to take his alien egg while he is feeling dizzy.
"Thanks for helping me look better for the team," Lisa mocked and leaves the area.
Buford moves his head from side to side rapidly to lower his concussion. "Damn that girl." Abruptly, he hears something drop to the floor behind him. He turns around and notices a baton on the ground. His eyes widen in realization. One of the cops has found him.
Daniela tackles Bo to the ground from behind. "You have the right to remain silent." She handcuffs the Cotton Crazy instantly. "Or not, since you like to talk a lot. Word of advice from me. The mouth is one of the most powerful tools a human has. It can start a fire or put it out."
"Anything else you want to tell me?" Buford asked curiously.
"Chris told me to do this whenever I catch someone," Daniela added. She takes a taser out of her left pocket shirt and tases Buford.
Confessional – Buford – Cotton Crazies
He stares at the camera angrily. "I hope karma comes one day for you Chris. All this electrical stuff probably has taken ten years of my life off because of your fetish."
"It's not a fetish!" Chris exclaimed from outside the photo booth.
End Confessional
Caleb is on the second floor and enters a big room. Inside the room is a replica of the jumbo jet used in seasons three and seven.
"I wonder…" The handsome genius thought to himself. He opens the passenger door and cheers happily. "Awesome, there's bound to be some stuff that has Chef's approval in here." He enters the plane and begins searching.
Confessional – Caleb – Nutty Nachos
"You're probably wondering why I told my team to separate and me deciding to go alone. Allow me to answer that. I already told Fenton about the relationship in the team and planted seeds of doubt into JJ's brain. Which means I don't have to be with them for the time being. Plus, I bought a grappling hook and silver balls for this challenge. Anyone sees me using them and I become more of a threat."
End Confessional
Caleb looks around in the first-class area of the plane. It is empty until he notices a table full of objects. A meat grinder, a basket full of candy, a birthday cake, and a replica of the boat Cody designed which was Gwen's face is on the table.
"Jackpot," Caleb exclaimed joyfully and heads to the table. He looks at the boat replica and checks to see if there is a stamp on it. Nope, not at all. The handsome boy sighs in relief. "Phew, thank goodness. For a moment I thought Chef had a thing for goth girls." He takes the meat grinder and notices a stamp on it. "Makes sense this has one considering he cooks."
"Why go for a goth when you can take a cop?" Violette's voice is heard.
Caleb turns around and notices the sweetheart sitting in one of the yellow chairs. She has her legs crossed, rocking them back and forth waiting to speak. Her giggles make Caleb give a confident smile.
"What's a little guy like you doing in this here parts?" Violette teased as she makes sure to examine the boy's full body.
"I'm not that little," Caleb muttered.
"Awe, did I strike a nerve? I'm sorry," Violette quickly apologized. "Is not every day I see a hot man in my line of sight."
Caleb begins to sweat. How can he say no to flirting with a sweet girl like that?
"Well then officer, I was looking for contraband but the only thing I find worth stealing is your heart," Caleb tried to flirt smoothly. His words are good but the way he expresses them feels strained. He is not as good as Marty.
"Oh, but you're over there," Violette pointed. "And my heart…" She unbuttons her uniform shirt a bit to show her black bra covered by a white tank top. "Is right here."
Caleb's face turns red. He knows this is a trap but gosh dang it this girl is driving him nuts. He slowly gets close to her.
"Isn't it against the law to play with a criminal?" Caleb flirted and at the same time genuinely asked. This is a challenge after all.
"Chris is not the boss of me. I can do whatever I want," Violette whined cutely like a child. "And what I want to do now is touch that meat grinder of yours," The sweetheart teased.
"Uh…uh," Caleb stuttered as he looks at the meat grinder in his hand. "I am usually more calmer talking to girls."
"Ah, this is something new, isn't it?" Violette keeps teasing. She stands up and gets two feet close to the Nutty Nacho. "Seeing a cute and loveable girl like me being the law and wanting to break it? Why don't we break it together?"
Violette leans in for a kiss. Caleb closes his eyes to do the same. The sweetheart then shows her true colors and tases the contestant's lips. Caleb drops the meat grinder, and he immediately falls on his back.
"You boys are way too gullible," Violette, the sly sweetheart spoke. She handcuffs Caleb to a chair so he can stay put. "Now be a good boy and stay put. I'll take of this." She grabs the meat grinder.
"Dang it!" The handsome genius exclaimed. "I was going to use my balls."
"Your what now?" Violette asked confused.
"These silver balls in my pocket for the challenge just in case you or that other hottie sneaked up on me," Caleb explained.
"Oh, of course, those balls," Violette admitted and leaves to not make things awkward. She puts the meat grinder near the entrance to the jumbo jet exhibit.
Confessional – Caleb – Nutty Nachos
"I have to admit that wasn't my best performance. I don't easily fall for girls like that, but dang that girl played me well."
End Confessional
Tamera and Axel enter a cafeteria zone of the museum. The cafeteria is abandoned. The chairs and tables are all clean. The dishwashers are empty. Both check the cabinets and fridge near the stoves to see if they can find something valuable.
"Nice idea searching for the cafeteria Axel," Tamera approved. "There's bound to be something in here that has Chef's stamp of approval." She checks some more cabinets as Axel walks to the fridge in silence.
Axel opens the fridge and sees a lot of food options, so he starts searching for anything that has a stamp on it. Tamera grabs a bag of Chef's Hatchet's Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy from one of the cabinets. It has the stamp of approval on the back.
"Found one Axel," Tamera told her teammate happily. The silence still keeps going. She frowns.
Axel grabs a bowl full of twelve brownies. Each brownie has been stamped. He shows it to Tamera who immediately smacks the bowl into the ground. The brownies fall over the floor.
"What is wrong with you!?" Axel exclaimed with rage.
Tamera takes a step back, putting her hands in the air defensively. "You weren't talking to me."
"I'm not talking to you because I know you like the attention which you don't deserve, but it turns out if you don't get attention messes happen," Axel shouted. "There's no winning with you!"
Tamera gets mad at the gentleman. "Do not talk to meet like that! I'm your teammate remember?"
"Teammate? Since when did you care about the team? All you care about is yourself wanting to be a screen hog," Axel insulted while telling the truth. "Because that's what you are. A filthy pig that oinks for attention."
Tamera begins to tear up. Axel slaps his forehead.
"You know what? No, I'm tired of trying to be all nobleman to you," Axel admitted. "I can't deal with the stunts you pull."
"You literally agreed to help me get rid of Maverick," Tamera reminded.
"Because you made a good point. He was a social threat in the long run, but I didn't expect you to double-cross two people who probably teamed up by now to take you out," Axel said, his raise still raised a bit. "Why do you like to cause so much damage to others and you? You literally shot your foot so many times I don't how you're still standing."
"Because I need it!" Tamera cried. She sits on the cafeteria floor with her knees as she continues to cry. "I need the attention. Ever since I turned six my parents stopped giving me devotion because they're too busy with their jobs." She covers her eyes with her hands. "Drama and badmouthing are the only way I know how to get recognition."
Axel watches the vixen tell the truth, but he still does not buy it. "Save me the rain clouds for someone who cares." He begins picking up the brownies to put them back in the bowl.
Tamera stops covering her eyes with her hands and looks at Axel.
"I've been trying so much to make up for eliminating Hilda," Tamera said with sadness.
"Then why did you backstab Lisa and Buford?" Axel asked as he puts the last brownie in the bowl.
"Because I wanted to! I'm trying to do good, but I keep going back to my routes," Tamera explained. "I've been trying to make her proud by befriending but even then, I messed that up."
"Get up, we need to leave before you draw more attention to us," Axel said. He begins walking until Tamera pulls on his pants. "Let go!"
"Please, I'm telling the truth. What do I have to do for you to believe me?" Tamera wondered.
Axel can see the vixen's teary face and winces. How many times has she tricked him?
"Stop being you," Axel plainly said.
Tamera stops tugging on the ruthless boy's pants and stands up.
"If you truly want to rewrite your mistakes then stop being you. Maybe then we can settle things," Axel stated.
All of a sudden, the two hear water coming from a sink nearby.
"Did you turn on a sink by any chance?" Axel wondered.
"No," Tamera plainly answered.
Daniela, making a surprise attack hits the back of Axel's head with her baton. This causes him to pass out and throw the bowl with brownies. Tamera grabs the bowl.
Daniela smirks at the vixen's scared expression as she handcuffs Axel. "This is the part where you run away," The sleazy girl warned.
Tamera screams and immediately runs away from Daniela. The cameo chases the contestant down the hallway after finishing up with Axel.
"Why are you running? Why are you running?" Daniela asked tauntingly.
"You literally told me to do so!" Tamera exclaimed. Running and trying to maintain the brownies in the bowl is not easy for her.
Daniela continues to give chase. Tamera looks at the signs of each room that she can hide in and notices approaching one that says, 'Revenge of the Island Display'. The Cotton Crazy enters the room.
She examines the area with tons of interesting artifacts. Such as a tooth from Fang, the toxic marshmallow that is sealed in a glass cube, some of Sam's game guys, and a go-kart.
"There's no place to hide in here," Tamera told herself. She examines down the hall to see Daniela almost at her spot. What will she do? She keeps looking around and notices something that catches her eye. "Wait, is that…"
"Ha!" Daniela exclaimed and tried to hit Tamera with her baton, but the vixen dodges the attack. "Come on, don't make this hard. You already do that to yourself every day."
Tamera approaches the item that caught her eye and takes it off-screen. She puts it in her right pocket. The camera still has not shown was she got, and it will not be revealed now as Daniela tases the vixen.
"You're smart, but you're not getting far if you don't think about the consequences of your actions," Daniela advised as Tamera falls to the floor, dropping the bowl with brownies in the process. What happens next is a simple handcuff.
Returning to the gift shop, Boris and Elsa exit out to go exploring another area in the museum. Elsa has the Chef body pillow and a Chris action figure on her.
"Can't believe we stayed there for so long and only found two items with stamps," Boris complained.
"Could be worse, we could have none," Elsa said in a positive light.
"But we should have found all of them in there," Boris proclaimed.
"Then that wouldn't be a challenge now, would it?" Elsa retorted.
The two decide to enter a room with the sign 'Totem Poles of Campers'.
"I just realized, the more items we carry the easier is for the cops to get us," Boris put in thought.
"Hmm, good point. What should we do about that?" Elsa asked her boyfriend.
"Give the body pillow and action figure to Chef outside and come back to grab more items," Boris orchestrated his idea.
"Wait, if I'm to go back and forth what are you going to do?" Elsa pondered.
"Simple, I stay here waiting for you. Then we continue to search," Boris answered.
"And by searching you mean me doing it myself," Elsa stated deadpanned.
"See, now you're getting it," Boris told his girlfriend. "Now chop-chop and get to it."
Elsa does not say anything and walks away to exit the museum, feeling conflicted.
Lilith and Sua are shown walking around the second floor, entering a room with the name 'Crowstillo Cavern Site'. The room is painted dark blue with fake color crystals. The crystals are red, yellow, cyan, and green.
"Cool, is not the real underground cavern, but it's something," Lilith bubbly said. "What do you think of the pretty crystals Sua?"
Sua examines them joyfully. "There are quite pretty. The last time I have been in a room full of colorful lights is in concerts."
As the two continue gazing at the crystals, Sua notices Violette approaching thanks to the reflection of the crystals.
"Cop! Cop!" Sua exclaimed in fear.
"Huh?" Lilith said then looks behind to see Violette approaching. For some reason, the sly sweetheart is walking slowly but in a seductive way. Lilith's stomach starts to feel funny.
"Split up," Sua advised Lilith. The idol starts running away. She trips on a crystal and ends up spinning into a pile. A bowling ball hitting pins sound effect is heard once the collision impacts.
Lilith wants to go help her teammate, but Violette tosses her baton pass. It does not hit the goth, but it draws her attention to the sly sweetheart.
"Sorry, going somewhere?" Violette asked sincerely while having her hands behind her back. "I don't want to interrupt this tension between us."
"Tension? What are you talking about?" Lilith said trying to act dumb.
"Awe, are we getting nervous?" Violette playfully spoke as she struts her way to the drummer. "I saw the way you were looking at me before the challenge."
"I don't know what you're implying," Lilith declared as she starts to blush. She rubs her right arm nervously.
Violette begins circling her. "I never thought I would go for something so dark, mysterious, and exotic. But here I am in the presence of such a lovely kind gothic architecture." She stops circling and stands close to Lilith to have eye contact.
"I enjoy the compliments you're giving," Lilith thanked slowly. Her legs are shaking. She does not want to leave.
"Oh, I bet you do," Violette exclaimed. She walks closer to Lilith. The goth backs away until see reaches a wall.
Violette puts her hands on the wall with a smack, frightening and possibly making Lilith enjoy herself.
"Who are you trying to fool?" Violette asked.
"We… we can't do this here. We're in a challenge," Lilith exclaimed, getting sweaty and confused.
"Ah, so you're not denying it," Violette smirked. "Why don't we stop hiding in our closets and show our colors?"
Lilith breathes in and out until calming herself. Then she closes her eyes and puckers up for a kiss.
"Pfft, you made this too easy," Violette said charmingly.
This makes Lilith open her eyes to meet a taser directly going to her lips. Many will think that the drummer's endurance would prevent her from receiving pain, but this time is not the case. She got manipulated and made herself vulnerable. She groans in pain and falls to the ground. Violette puts handcuffs on her.
"I expect this to be harder, but I guess the results are the same between guys and girls alike," Violette happily said.
"Why? Why did you use me? I thought you wanted us to show our colors? Help me get out," Lilith spoke in pain.
"Oh sweetie I already showed my true colors," Violette told Lilith as she decides to look down upon the drummer. "Did you really think I'll kiss a pathetic revolting goth girl like you? I'm only into men. Unless you want to become whatever those things are nowadays."
"You're not even competing in the game," Lilith said frowning. "You didn't have to do that."
"I know, but the pleasure of seducing others is too good to pass up," Violette said giggling like a little kid. Lilith passes out from the electric shock she received.
"Let me take care of your friend now." The sly sweetheart heads to the place Sua crashed in. She pretends once again to act innocent and amiable. "Oh dear, let me help you out."
Sua gets up from the pile of crystals thanks to the sly girl's assistance. Violette notices a bunch of shards on the idol's clothes.
"Let me help you with that," Violette softly spoke as she caresses Sua's body while taking the shards off. "You like that feeling?" She purrs a bit.
"Hmm, not quite," Sua stated, her voice being emotionless and ominous.
"Huh?" Violette spoke perplexed. "What do you… ah!"
Sua grabs both Violette's wrists and crunches them her hands hard.
"You're hurting me," Violette said through pain, gritting her teeth.
"Oh sorry, let me make it better for you," Sua smiled and crushed Violette's wrists harder.
"Stop!" Violette exclaimed.
Sua proceeds to go around Violette to put the sly girl's hands behind. Then she pins Violette to the ground.
"What are you doing? I'm the cop, not you!" Violette shouted.
Sua takes a handcuff out of Violette's right pocket and handcuffs the cameo. "You know, I was going to wait to do this to someone else, but I believe this will be much more enjoyable."
"Oh, don't tell me your one of those who like to dominate," Violette said.
Sua puts her left foot on Violette's head so the sly girl can only see the floor. The idol then takes out the electric shaver she purchased earlier. She turns on the shaver and it creates noise. Looks like it runs on batteries.
Violette can hear the noise and her eyes widen in fear. "What is that sound? What are you planning to do?"
"Just a simple razor," Sua answered in a sing-song voice. "You seem to be into your looks. Especially that nice hair of yours. What if I took that away?"
"Wait, no, please! Not the hair!" Violette exclaimed in horror. "What did I ever do to you?"
"Nothing," Sua answered simply then giggled darkly. "Well, except the part you touched me and hurt Lilith. I normally don't care for feelings, but hurting my friend deserves punishment. Something that I'll gladly do and enjoy."
"Please don't! I'll give you everything I know. Knowing the upcoming challenges will be beneficial," Violette tried to strike a deal.
"You're just a cameo dear. I doubt you even know if there's a second challenge to this. But I do know you'll figure out what happens next," Sua said, her sadistic smile growing wider.
Violette struggles to get the idol off her.
"Make sure to scream okay. I want to hear every windpipe coming out. It will give me the uttermost pleasure," Sua said softly in an unsettling tone.
Lilith wakes up and watches Sua cut Violette's hair off-screen. The screams of Violette can be heard.
The screams can be perceived across the museum. Fenton, Kylie, and JJ are inside a room that resembles the dodgeball arena displayed in season one. The clown has the poster and plate the trio got at the gift shop. They hear the screams.
"What was that?" Fenton exclaimed getting scared.
"Probably Daniela or Violette trying to scare us," Kylie told him. "Come on, let's check this place around. Maybe one of the dodgeballs has a stamp."
The three look around the room and notice a pile of dodgeballs in the left corner of the room. JJ quickly puts the poster and plate down and goes to the pile. She starts taking out a dodgeball one by one. She gets confused upon seeing Daniela's face.
"Boo!" Daniela scared the clown. JJ immediately gets away from her and reunites with her alliance. "Call me Goldilocks because I got myself three bears."
"I think the better expression would be the wolf and three pigs," Fenton politely told.
"Eh, that animal was already mentioned in this chapter," Daniela shrugged. "Now time to face your judgment."
"You know all of us can escape out of the room, right?" Kylie said, smiling proudly.
Daniela takes a remote out of her right pants pocket and presses a button on it. The door from the dodgeball room immediately closes.
"That… was unexpected," Fenton admitted.
"Okay, are we going to do this the easy way or the hard way?" Daniela asked. "Because trust me, you would want to come with me quietly."
"Can we see our lawyer first?" Fenton asked, attempting a joke. JJ giggles silently while Kylie is gazing at the dodgeballs.
"Hey, Daniela, why don't I make my own challenge against you?" Kylie proposed. "One round game of dodgeball. Us three against you. We win, we can explore the museum without you getting in our way."
"Let me guess if I win you all get arrested," Daniela smirked. "Why should I accept this?"
"I just figured you wouldn't want to sully your 'sleazy hands' on easy targets like us," Kylie answered back kindly. "Might as well make the stakes fun."
Daniela looks back at the dodgeballs then at the three Nutty Nachos. "You know, the funny thing is, I know you're playing me… but you're right. I'll like a challenge. Four dodgeballs on the court to make things balance."
"Understood," Kylie accepted. Fenton and JJ look at her with confidence. A three-on-one match? That is too easy.
However, what is not easy is Elsa continuously going back and forth getting an item with the Chef's stamp of approval then taking it outside to Chris and Chef. A montage is displayed of her carrying a few items such as a paintball gun, the spinner from episode twenty-five of season one, a statue of Clucky the chicken from Pahkitew Island, and a totem pole of the elimination order from season one.
Once the montage is over Lisa is revealed to be in the Revenge of the Island Room holding her golden shovel and alien egg. She finds Tamera handcuffed and not moving. Just sitting alone and defeated.
"I don't really care how you got caught," The poet stated. "Did you happen to find anything that had stamps on?"
"The brownies on the floor all have stamps. There is a bowl to put them in," Tamera answered in an unusual tone of gloom.
Lisa counts the brownies on the floor in her head. Twelve, more than enough to win the challenge for her team. She begins scooping them up and putting each one into the bowl.
"Sorry for breaking our deal," Tamera softly apologized with regret.
"No worries, your recompense will be fulfilled once I see you walking down the lame-o-sine," Lisa confidently stated. She leaves the vixen and the room.
Back with Daniela, Fenton, JJ, and Kylie. The four are ready to duel in a match of dodgeball. There are four balls in the middle of the room. JJ takes a whistle out of her wig to commence the fight. Daniela takes note of this.
Daniela, Fenton, and Kylie grab a dodgeball. The sleazy cameo takes a bunch of steps back to go defensive. Fenton and Kylie throw their dodgeball at her, but she evades quickly.
Daniela notices JJ trying to get the last dodgeball in the middle. She throws her dodgeball at the clown's wig. Instead of coming off, the wig consumes the dodgeball.
"I'm not even going to ask how that works," Daniela stated. She then takes the two dodgeballs that Kylie and Fenton threw at her. Now she wonders who to target. JJ has the last dodgeball and is waiting for her to move. She has to eliminate the clown first.
Daniela puts one of the dodgeballs she has in her hands down. She spins the other ball in her hands into the air, grabs it, and launches it at JJ. JJ ducks under the ball, but the ball does a curve and hits the silent girl's back.
Fenton and Kylie's mouths open wide in shock.
Confessional – Daniela – Cameo
"I wasn't in Radiant Redemption, but I watched the season to cheer on Knick, best Total Drama player ever. Other opinions are invalid." She squeals in delight mentioning the journalist's name. "He did so well perfecting Cody's technique that I practiced alone to harness my skills. I hope you're watching this Knick." She smiles dreamingly.
She hears someone banging on the photo booth outside.
"Daniela, this confessional is not for cameos!" Chris McLean exclaimed.
End Confessional
As JJ walks to a corner since she is out of the game Fenton gives the dodgeball she got hit with to Kylie.
"Ah love, how sweet it is," Daniela taunted. "Reminds me of Jeremy and me."
"Excuse me?" Kylie said confused and flustered. She throws the dodgeball at Daniela without thinking.
Daniela dodges the attack then throws the dodgeball she put on the floor from earlier at Kylie. It directly strikes her stomach.
"I don't think I only strike your stomach," Daniela mocked. "Probably a nerve or two."
Fenton grabs the dodgeball Kylie was hit with and begins approaching Daniela slowly.
"Oh ho, you're approaching me?" Daniela asked jokingly. "Instead of waiting for me to strike first, you decide to go on the offensive."
"Can't win the challenge without hitting you with this dodgeball," Fenton admitted, not trying to intimidate his opponent at all. He is being modest and speaking the truth.
"Oh ho, then come as close as you like," Daniela provoked.
Fenton lets out a battle cry as he is about to throw his dodgeball. Too bad Daniela threw hers faster and the ball hits his face.
"Unleashing a battle cry is not that effective for this moment," Daniela decided to point out. "You all are under arrest."
The scene changes to Elsa and Boris walking in the hallway of the first floor. The gamer has the meat grinder Violette placed down outside the plane.
"Already delivered nine outside to Chef and Chris. This is the last one," Elsa told her boyfriend while looking at the meat grinder.
"Splendid," Boris cheered. "That was easy."
"Yeah, no thanks to you," Elsa snorted. "All you did was point and rush me to get the object we need."
"And without me, you wouldn't be successful," Boris stated oblivious to the retort and sarcasm.
Elsa growls with anger. She is about to say something until the two Nutty Nachos notice Lisa walking a bit more in front of them carrying a bowl full of brownies.
"Hey!" Elsa called out. All three stop walking. Lisa turns around to look at the opposing team.
"Can I not help you?" Lisa dryly stated.
"What do you have in that bowl?" Elsa wondered.
"A dozen brownies that have Chef's stamp on it," Lisa answered. "What's with the meat grinder?"
"Last item to give to Chris and Chef," Elsa replied.
The two ladies nod their heads in unison. Then they start jolting down the hallway to get to the entrance doors. Boris follows them but has a hard time keeping up the pace.
"Boris, go and take her down," Elsa commanded, trying to pass Lisa.
Boris pants as he runs. "You know, I don't really feel like it. I could use a break." He slowly stops running and passes out on the floor.
"Dammit Boris!" Elsa shouted, doing her best to gain speed over Lisa.
Sua is shown walking around the second floor. She hears running happening and looks down to see Lisa and Elsa heading to the entrance. She does not know why, but she has to help her teammate.
"I'm coming Lisa," Sua proclaimed as she makes her way to the stairs from the second floor that leads to the first floor. She trips on the first step and begins tumbling down the stairs. "Ah **** *** ***** ow!" The idol then starts to curse in Korean until finally landing on the first floor. "Pain," Sua winced.
Lisa and Elsa pay no attention to the noise behind them as the two continue to run.
Confessional – Elsa – Nutty Nachos
"Time to put those long hours of Vuu Fit Training to good use," The gamer confidently spoke.
End Confessional
Elsa passes Lisa in the race. The Nutty Nacho is almost close to the door. Lisa knows she cannot outrun the gamer anymore, so she needs to act fast. She gets an idea in her head. She takes off her beret and tosses it in front of where her opponent is running.
Elsa focusing straight on the door does not see the beret coming and steps on it. The floor must be slippery because Elsa slides with the beret and slips onto the ground. She accidentally breaks the meat grinder since she is on top of it.
"No!" Elsa shouted in defeat.
Lisa exits the museum and presents the bowl of brownies to Chef and Chris.
"Here you go, a dozen brownies with Chef's stamp of approval," Lisa said deadpanned. "Take it, make my team the winner."
"Not so fast Lisa, I said ten items," Chris told the poet. He and Chef take a brownie from the bowl and eat it. They do not know those brownies dropped to the floor twice. Lisa winces in disgust while trying not to hurl.
"That's ten," Chef joked. "Congratulations on winning for your team Lisa."
"Yes!" Lisa cheered, smiling a bit with joy.
"Let me head to the security room and turn on the speakers so I can tell everyone the challenge is over," Chris informed.
Confessional – Lisa – Cotton Crazies
"Even though I want Tamera gone I must thank her for the brownies. This just improved my status as a great player to keep in case the merge doesn't happen in the next challenge."
End Confessional
The challenge is over, and everyone is outside the museum. All the contestants that were handcuffed no longer have them. Violette is covering her head with her black Tru-Spec Boonie Hat. The symbol of the Cotton Crazies and Nutty Nachos are shown on the screen.
Daniela notices Violette's ponytail is gone. "Hey, what happened to your hair?"
"That freak," Violette exclaimed furiously as she points at Sua. The idol has several bandages all over her face. Violette takes off her cap to show everyone her shaved bald head with several cuts. "She shaved everything! My charm is totally ruined. My hair is important for my looks. How am I supposed to attract people now? Nobody wants to date a bald person."
"I think it's an improvement," Daniela snickered.
Violette goes in to tackle Sua but Chef grabs her with his left arm. "You'll pay for this. I won't let this stand. I'll sue you and this show for allowing this to happen! Niu will side with me."
"I doubt it considering you planned her elimination," Daniela told the sly sweetheart calmy. She follows Chef who drags the bald girl away from the scene.
Confessional – Fenton – Nutty Nachos
"I've been hearing Niu's name so much. I am really curious now who is this person."
End Confessional
"Cotton Crazies," Chris called to the six. "Thanks to Lisa you all stay for another day. Go to the gold tent and celebrate."
The team cheers except for Tamera. All of them walk out of the scene. Chris looks at the Nutty Nachos. "Nachos, you have a calamity ceremony coming tonight. Have fun deciding who to vote for."
Confessional – Tamera – Cotton Crazies
"I don't care if my teammates don't want me to reconcile after what I did except for Axel. I have to make amends with him. I can't go home from the competition until he buries the hatchet. But he wants me to completely change. How do I do that in less than twenty-four hours?"
Confessional – Axel – Cotton Crazies
"I don't expect Tamera to completely change a one hundred eighty degrees angle. However, I think she was being real and not acting when I was with her in the cafeteria. Furthermore, I have realized she's been trying to get on my good side. But it's going to take a lot of effort to do so. She's messed with me almost for an entire month now."
End Confessionals
JJ, Fenton, and Kylie are inside the brown tent. All three are sitting at the eating table and have a water bottle to drink in case of thirst.
"We have three options that are Boris, Caleb, and Elsa," Kylie told her alliance. "They are going to side with each other so the best we can do is go for a tiebreaker. Don't know who they will pick between us three."
"Remember I was going to discuss what Caleb told me? He said that Boris and Elsa are in a relationship," Fenton sincerely said.
"I would doubt that, but they have been hanging out together. I will not be surprised if Caleb is telling the truth so we can separate them," Kylie reasoned.
"But wouldn't it be wrong to separate them?" Fenton pondered. "If they are of course a couple."
JJ shows two thumbs up to Fenton then moves them back and forth.
"I know it's a competition, but I still feel bad voting one of them off," Fenton told his friend.
"You'll feel bad voting off Boris?" Kylie questioned.
"Well yeah, he has never been rude to me," Fenton honestly answered.
JJ and Kylie side-eye each other with an expressionless look.
"We still have to consider Caleb. He's more cunning than the other two," Kylie said.
"I wouldn't underestimate Boris," Caleb's voice is heard.
The trio looks to see where he came from and watch the handsome genius enter the brown tent. He does not have a smile on his face. He means business.
"If you think you can convince us to not vote you off, you're wasting time," Kylie told Caleb harshly.
"Rude, shouldn't you at least hear what I have to say?" Caleb questioned, keeping a relaxing composure. He looks at the competent sidekick. "Fenton, you will be willing to hear me, right?"
"We are a team so I can't object to that," Fenton admitted obviously.
"Ugh, make it quick Caleb," Kylie said impatiently.
JJ takes out a notebook and pencil from her wig to write some notes down.
"I know I'm not a trustworthy guy since I went against you and Garry's back," Caleb told the true leader. "But one thing for sure is that Boris has been infuriating ever since the first day we got to this show. He needs to learn that the world does not go around him and his obnoxious lazy demands."
JJ and Fenton are curious about what is said.
"What are you implying?" Kylie asked Caleb, raising her right eyebrow.
Inside the arcade center, Elsa is playing the shooting deer arcade game while Boris watches.
"You sure you don't want to shoot some deer with me?" Elsa enquired.
"Caleb was supposed to meet with us here ten minutes ago," Boris stated unhappily. "I'm beginning to believe he went to the others to vote me off. Don't know why; JJ is the biggest threat when the merge gets here."
Elsa stops playing to looks at her boyfriend. "That sounds like something Caleb would do. He did help us vote for Melissa without telling Garry and Kylie."
"And I thought for a moment he'll stay on our side. No matter, go to our teammates and tell them to vote for Caleb. Just tell them they shouldn't keep a person who goes back on their alliance," Boris instructed.
"Of course," Elsa sighed.
It is night, and the Nutty Nachos are at the Calamity Ceremony. The girls are in the bottom row and the boys are in the top row of the two-level bleacher. The team's symbol appears on the screen.
From left to right the girls are JJ, Kylie, and Elsa. From right to left for the boys are Boris, Fenton, and Caleb.
Chris and Chef are standing next to two lamp posts illuminating them. Chef is holding a flat silver plate with five popcorn bags on it.
"Nutty Nachos, I heard all of you got arrested except for Boris and Elsa," Chris told the team. "Not the best performance from you all. Because of this, all of you must send someone to the lame-o-sine. Everyone cast their votes. Who will be going home?"
"I can assure you is not me," Boris smirked confidently.
"We'll see about that," Chris joyfully told. "The first four popcorn bags go too…"
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The cheerleader catches her bag. She shares some with Fenton who happily takes a few pieces. JJ watches the two share their popcorn.
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"Boris, you're surprisingly safe," Chris spoke. Chef throws a popcorn bag at the rich kid's face.
"Ow! You'll pay for that you scoundrel," Boris declared.
"Elsa and Caleb, there is only one popcorn bag left on this silver plate," Chris informed the bottom two as they stare. "One of you will be taking the lame-o-sine. One of you gets to stay another to win five million dollars. Which path will be taken? The last popcorn bag goes to…"
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"Caleb," Chris spoke.
"Yes!" Caleb cheered as he stands up. Instead of Chef tossing the bag, Caleb rushes from the bleacher to grab it.
Elsa and Boris have their mouths open, incredibly shocked at what just happened.
"Any last words to say to your teammates Elsa?" Chris asked the gamer. He approaches her and waves his hand around. Elsa continues to be stunned. "No? Alright Chef, take her away."
Chef puts Elsa on his right shoulder and leaves to the lame-o-sine.
Boris watches as his girlfriend leaves without a word.
"Shouldn't have double-crossed me like that," Caleb approached the rich kid and taunted. "Without your girl, you have no power in this team. You're at the bottom. A… lower class to kindly put it in your terms. Try to have fun, or not. Does not matter to me." Caleb leaves Boris alone and laughs in the distance, satisfied with his win.
Confessional – Kylie – Nutty Nachos
"It was a tough decision to make for JJ, Fenton, and I. As much as I hate to admit it Caleb has a point. He goes home, Boris and Elsa likely merge. Elsa would then try to get along with the Cotton Crazies to keep Boris protected."
Confessional – Fenton – Nutty Nachos
"We could have voted for Boris, but JJ reminded me and Kylie what Caleb said about Boris needing to realize the world doesn't involve around him. Plus, I prefer to keep Boris than Elsa. At least Boris talks to me off-screen. The last time Elsa gave a conversation to me was when she wanted me to join her on voting out Melissa."
He frowns mentioning that name. "Still hurts a bit."
Confessional – Kylie – Nutty Nachos
"Is not like Boris is going to be a threat anyway. Elsa would be more threatening." She chuckles.
Confessional – Caleb – Nutty Nachos
"Told you all I'll bring him down to my level," He told the audience, grinning contently. "I may be in the hot seat, but Boris is now in the same chair. Trust me, I'm not underestimating him a second time, but watching him struggle to stay in the game without Elsa is going to be amusing.
Confessional – Boris – Nutty Nachos
The snotty rich boy is still puzzled by the outcome.
End Confessionals
The Nutty Nachos are no longer at the ceremony. Only Chris is there. He begins to end the episode. "Half of the cast remains! How will Boris manage to stay in the game with most of his teammates disliking his guts? Can Tamera actually turn over a new leaf? What will come of Buford and Lisa's alliance? Can Sua get any crazy and will Lilith step up to lead? Find out next on Total… Drama… Carnival Calamity!"
Inside the lame-o-sine, Elsa has a blank expression on her face. She did not expect to get voted off. Is so weird to her. She never made enemies with her team yet they took her out of the game instead of Caleb. Was she playing too safe?
"Can you stop doing that face and get over it?" Rosalina the limo driver told the gamer as she drives the vehicle. "You lost."
Elsa does not say anything for a few seconds until she snaps out of her trance. "I think getting into a relationship with Boris was a mistake."
"Wow, it took you for him to treat you like crap to figure that out?" Rosalina retorted.
"I'm just going to wait, watch, and see if I should call off the relationship. I enjoy his insults, but not the way he treats me," Elsa admitted as she crosses her arms and frowns.
"Whatever you decide to do is not in my care," Rosalina honestly said.
The lame-o-sine is presented heading to a highway.
Teams
Cotton Crazies: Buford, Axel, Sua, Lisa, Lilith, and Tamera
Nutty Nachos: Boris, Fenton, Caleb, JJ, and Kylie
Placements
22nd - Edgar
21st – Lily
20th – Gabriel
19th – Marty
18th – Jett
17th – Meredith
16th – Hilda
15th – Melissa
14th – Garry
13th – Maverick
12th - Elsa
Author's Note: Shock to see Elsa go? Probably, I do not know. Hope you all understand the explanation Caleb provided. Why get rid of Boris when you can eliminate his only ally so he can be put into a position so low it makes the snobby kid's blood boil. As for Elsa's elimination, I do not have much to say. I enjoy writing her but I feel like it was time for her to be eliminated. She could have made an interesting run if Boris left here but she did not have too much in the drafts for me to be willing to keep her in the eventual merge coming soon.
Also, for those who read Back to the Islands by me, remember in one of my author's notes I scrapped the idea of Violette going bald? Well, I thought it would work quite well here. Hope you enjoyed that.
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