CHAPTER TWO

"Uhhhhh…" Kakashi stammered as his new students approached. "…mommy…" He decided to do the only thing he could. Turn and run. Run as if his life depended on it. Tenten activated her weapon scroll only instead of a weapon it created… Rock Lee. His eyes were bigger than plates!
"Why was I summoned by your scroll?" He asked. Tenten did nothing but stammer.
"I…you…how…when…where?" Even Neji stopped, dumbfounded, in his tracks. Then, out of the blue, Rock Lee began to cry!
"I WANT GAI SENSEI!" He shouted. "GAAAAAIIII SEEEENNNSSSEEEIIII!"

Meanwhile…

"That's good enough for me!" Naruto said happily. Gai breathed a sigh of relief. Then Sakura slammed her hand into Naruto sending him flying into a tree.
"Where is Kakashi Sensei?" She asked. Gai shook his head.
"Nonsense, my youthful female student!" He said. "I am Kakashi-the-worse-than-Gai-Copy-Ninja!" Naruto opened his mouth but shut it when Sakura sent him an angry look.
"MEEEOOOOWWWW!" The cat on Gai's head spoke. He sweat-dropped as Sakura approached.
"WHERE IS KAKASHI?" She shouted. Sasuke sighed. Gai's disguise was too terrible to be convincing. Whoever came up with it needs a better sense of what is what. Because a cat is not Kakashi's hair, and Kakashi covered his left eye because of the Sharingan. Only Naruto would be tricked by it. Then…

POOOF!

Both Gai's team and Kakashi's team found themselves in a room. Kakashi and Gai were both there looking at each other.
"YOU CALL THAT MY PERFECT YOUTHFUL HAIR?" Gai asked.
"YOU CALL A CAT MY HAIR?" Kakashi returned.
"YOU CALL THAT MY SHINEY TEETH?" Gai shouted.
"YOU CALL YOUR LEFT EYE A SHARINGAN?" Kakashi returned.

Far away in a control room:

Tsunade: Mwahahahaha! Neither Gai or Kakashi realize I made both outfits!

Back in the room:

"GAAAIIII SENSEI!" Rock Lee shouted. He ran forward. Everyone sweat-dropped as the room turned into a beach with a sunset.
"LEEEEEEE!" Gai returned running in slow motion towards Lee.
"GAAAAIII SEENNSSSEEIII!" Rock Lee was running at the same speed.
"LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Gai returned as he continued running.
The same pattern continued until they finally hugged.
"WEEELLLLCOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!" A voice shouted. "As you have seen the two Genin teams are smart enough to tell the differences between their slavedri…I mean Sensei!" Everyone in the room, with the exception of Gai and Kakashi who grimaced, looked around with their eyes as wide as saucers.
"Who is that?" Sakura asked. "It sounds like…"
"YES! IT IS I!" Said the voice. A figure walked over into the room. "I… AM… BOB!" A man walked out into the room. Everyone sweat-dropped again as they didn't know who it was.
"None of us know you…" Kakashi said.
"I know." Bob said. "I'm just here to announce the real announcer of SENSEI SWAP."
"Hang on!" Sasuke said. "Sensei Swap?"
"Yeah! It's this new TV show that Hokage-Sama thought up!" Bob said. "It's hosted by… well you'll see. Anyways the show is about two ninja teams having their sensei's swapped."
"That's it?" Sakura asked.
"Well no… seven days. Each day a new challenge. The team with the most points wins a FABULOUS prize!" Bob answered.
"What's the prize? If I win do I become Hokage?" Naruto asked.
"No." Bob answered. "The prize is a very special prize." Everyone leaned in to listen. "The prize is a great prize… a prize people would… die for!" Everyone waited. After half an hour Sakura got fed up.
"WHAT IS THE DAMN PRIZE ALREADY?" She shouted.
"I dunno." Bob said, shrugging. "I was only told to inform you of the show and the rules." Everyone anime-fell.
"Then why did you try to bait us with it?" Neji asked, annoyed.
"Because I could." Bob said.

Tsunade pressed a button in her control room.
"This fanfic is going too much by the script! I gotta change that!"

"TINGLE WANTS TO BE A FAIRY!" Said a small ugly man in a green suit. Everyone looked at him with huge anime eyes and wide-open anime mouths.
"MAKE TINGLE FAAAIRRRYYY!" Tingle shouted! Suddenly a Japanese man walked in and started speaking in Japanese.
"blahblahblahblah" He said. (1)
"Wait a second!" Sasuke said. "If we are from Japan why can't we understand him?"
"Blahblahblah." The man said grabbing Tingle.
"NOO! NO MASTER! PLEASE DO NOT LOCK TINGLE UP!" Tingle shouted as the man walked off with him. "NEW FRIENDS! RESCUE TINGLE FROM SHIGERU MIYAMOTO! PLEAAAASEE!" Everyone just sweat-dropped as Shigeru Miyamoto walked off with Tingle.
"Ok what in the world did that have to do with Naruto?" Asked Kakashi. He was holding a script. "That wasn't supposed to happen in this fanfic."
"HE WAS THE YOUTHFUL CREATOR OF A VIDEOGAME! YET HE WAS FULLY OUT OF PLACE IN THIS STORY!" Gai shouted. "UNLIK LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!" Lee shouted, tears in his eyes.
"OH LEE!"
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
Again they went through the sunset sequence.
"Can we just get on with this?" Tenten asked. "Hey! I got to speak in an actual line!"
"THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT EITHER!" Kakashi shouted clutching his head.
"Can you just explain the rules?" Neji asked Bob.
"Okay!" Bob said. "You will participate in one challenge a day. You must follow orders from your new sensei and if one of the three Genins fails the whole team fails because Tsunade said that would add drama to the mix." He smiled brightly. "That's about it."
"NOW!" A deep voice spoke. "TELL THEM WHO I, THE ANNOUNCER, AM!"
"The announcer…" Bob said. "Is now about to enter the room. Before he does we must warn you that the pure sight of him will shock people! They will not be ready to accept who announces this television show! So, if you don't want to be driven into a mental state of denial, leave the room." He waited and nobody left. "Okay here he is!"
The doors opened and within the smoke stood…

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

(1) Shigeru Miyamoto was speaking in Japanese. Since I know little Japanese I put "blahblah". Glad I cleared that up ;).

(2) This note is for those who read my previous story (Sorrow and Sadness).

You may be curious as to how someone could write something that is depressing and then turn around and write something like this the next day. Well I actually find that very easy since I started out writing fanfictions as comedy. In fact my first story posted on was the first time I attempted a tragic/angsty story.

(3) I do not own Tingle or Shigeru Miyamoto, yet I don't knowwhy I ad him because he can't be owned.

Next Time:

After the announcer is revealed the first day of the show comes. The first challenge is revealed! What is it? A race? A pie fight? What! It's a cookie baking contest? What's the catch? This seems a bit too normal...