An Audio Diary by Kyle Fitzpatrick, found in Poseidon Plaza:
"No Gods or Kings, only Man."
That's what I was promised when I came down here. I didn't bust my back in music to come in second to a fucking toon!
'Stead of being funny it does nothing but humiliate me in front of Mr. Cohen. Now it's got Mr. Cohen wrapped around his lil' finger, got Mr. Cohen believing it's the only one that can give him what he wants.
And then there's that fucking song!
You Belong To Me - HA
I'll show 'em! I'll prove to Mr. Cohen that I got what it takes.
Me and the boys, we got plans for that ink stain. ADAM ain't the only wonder drug in this town! And when we're through with it, when I'm through with it, Mr. Cohen will see it for the useless piece of shit it is!
Then I'll be the Songbird.
Soon as the little freak steps outta Eve's Garden...