CHAPTER THREE

"NOW THE ANNOUNCER IS…" Bob shouted.
"ME!" The deep voice spoke. The doors flung open and smoke flowed out. "Didn't we go through this last chapter?" Kakashi asked, taking out his script.
"I think we did." Naruto said. "But maybe we didn't?"
A figured walked through the smoke. Everyone watched as it walked into view."ME! KONOHAMARU!" The small kid shouted. The deep voice was now his voice. Everyone anime-fell.
"YOU BAKA!" Sakura shouted. "YOU GOT OUR HOPES UP!"
"He did?" Neji asked. "For what?"
"Well…" Sakura said. "I was hoping the announcer would be…" She looked at the ceiling as she spoke. "The hamburger I ate for lunch." Everyone sweat-dropped."A hamburger?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes!" Sakura said. Her eyes had turned into hearts. Sasuke was twitching and Naruto had started poking Sakura.
"Are you okay Sakura-chan?" He asked. "Are you sick?""NO WAY NARUTO!" She said as she pulled him into a hug. "I FEEL SO HAPPY!"
"Does Sakura take medicine too?" Kakashi asked. Gai shrugged.
"Your youthful student is not my youthful student." He said. Sakura wouldn't let Naruto go and he was struggling to get out of her iron grip.
"GAH! SAKURA-CHAN! LEGGO!" He shouted. Sasuke had started twitching even more. Neji was just looking at Sakura like she was crazy. Tenten was… twitching at Konohamaru. And Lee was sobbing.
"THEIR SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH HAS COME!" He shouted. Gai smiled too.
"YES IT HAS LEE!" They turned towards each other.
"OH GAI SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!"
Everyone braced themselves for a sunset sequence. Sadly it didn't come. Why is that something bad? Because what came was worse!

BOOOOMMMMM! The wall exploded and a guy walked in.
"OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Sasuke cried with tears in his eyes."YO SASUKE!" The guy said. Sasuke immediately stopped crying and had the weird Oo anime face. "I've come for you! But want some stew!"
"What are you doing Orochimaru-sama?" Sasuke asked."Yo! I'm rappin' yo!" Orochimaru answered. "Yo, yo, yo, yo!" Naruto began poking Orochimaru.
"Yo, yo?" he asked while poking. Sasuke pulled Naruto away."STOP IT BAKA!" he cried. "THAT IS… OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Tears were in his eyes again.
"YO I WANT TO FIGHT BUT WOULD RATHER HAVE A BITE!" Orochimaru said. Everyone sweat dropped.
"We are kind of in the middle of something." Kakashi told him. "We are currently part of a television show."OH YEAH I'M ON TELEVISION! I…MUST COUNT TO SEVEN!" Orochimaru sang.
"OH SHUT UP!" Yelled Konohamaru. "You must all rest up for tomorrow…except Orochimaru! HE MUST DIE!" Konohamaru leaps at Orochimaru and smacks him on the head several times with a rubber lollipop.
"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!"

LATER ON

Orochimaru lay on the ground.
"I got beat…can't stand the heat…gotta run…this ain't fun!" He stood up and did a rap pose and Konohamaru began attacking again. After he quit Orochimaru had turned into a pancake and rolled off to get eaten by someone. Everyone was looking at Konohamaru with fear.
"DON'T TURN ME INTO A PANCAKE!" Naruto shouted. He turned and slammed into Sakura."AWWW NARUTO! HUUGGGG!" She shouted as she pulled him into another hug. Kakashi had begun twitching at her actions. Neji had begun whimpering and Tenten was trying to comfort him by petting him… with a potato. And Lee and Gai were sobbing into the sunset… okay so they did get a sunset sequence. Kakashi was holding Sasuke back as he tried to run after Orochimaru.
"OH OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" He cried. "I WANT TO EAT YOU!"
Everyone continued their insane actions until Tsunade showed up and beat the crap out of each and every one of them. Then she ran off to catch Orochimaru because she needed a new toilet seat. Everyone sweat-dropped as she ran off into the sunset that Lee and Gai were now crying into.
"Get a room." Sakura said, annoyed."YOU DARE INTERUPT OUR WEEPING!" Gai shouted. He stood up. "GAISENSEIBEAUTYFLASHINGTEETHOFDOOM!" His teeth suddenly glowed. Then hey turned red and a beam came out of them and hit Naruto. Naruto cried out as it covered him and BOOM! When the smoke cleared they noticed that Naruto wasn't in the room. So everyone skipped hand in hand into the sunset.

Naruto, it turns out, had been transported to the other Anime BoBoBo-Bo Bo-Bobo
"HEY LOOK IT IS NARUTO!" BoBoBo yelled. "LETS GIVE HIM… CDs!" Then everyone began pelting him with Super Mario Bros cartridges.
"THESE AREN'T CDS!" Naruto shouted running for his life. "CURSE YOU GAAII SENSEEIIII!" Suddenly he was clobbered and pulled into a room. On the door read

BOBOBO'S
(Unreadable) SHOP

And we hear the sound of evil laughter coming from within…

Thanks for the reviews.

I don't own Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo. I wouldn't want to... it's too weird and I'd become one of them:O